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Onward, steed!

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Caveman ancestor see you have many food. Caveman ancestor proud. Caveman ancestor love you.

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Just a tuesday in Canada

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broke: CoM has poor quality character writing

woke: Sora has poor quality memories

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growing up without a fidget toy moodboard

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I know it’s 2017 and this is all far beyond said and done but

Cats is a really bizarre fucking musical

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wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

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sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all

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when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

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don’t go for realism in your art if it frustrates you, get weird, get blocky, get wiggly, just try and draw what makes you happy, not something that meets a standard

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The Good Place (2016-2020)

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PLEASE READ

I do not want to use this blog to push any kind of agenda, political or financial or social. However, I can't help but feel obliged to bring attention to the wildfires in Australia.

Not only are the conditions displacing countless people, but the wildlife has taken the brunt of the damage. It is currently estimated that nearly half a billion (with a B) animals have been killed since September.

I love nature, I love animals, and I always have wanted to visit Australia since I was a kid.

I would feel extremely guilty if I did not use my position to reach out to you guys to please consider donating to the New South Wales Rural Fire brigades,

https://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/volunteer/support-your-local-brigade

or,

https://www.wires.org.au/donate/emergency-fund

Your donation will go directly to the relief efforts to help end these fires as well as care for the animals.

Please feel free to comment or send a message with any information that might help!

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not to be touch-starved or anything but i honestly just want to be in somebody’s arms right now and have them hold me close to them :( and rest my head on their chest and match their breathing... that would be nice

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my absolute favorite corner of tumblr are those original cats the musical stans who are furious with the cats film because of the homophobic implications of not having rum tug tugger and mister mistoffeles be in love

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