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explain what your pussy smells like

Like fire and brimstone

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[dejahna]

Hey I'm trans what do I do now?

You must journey through the western gates into the great unknown, past the black ridge, through the mires betwixt towering mountains, past the empty fields of gold that stretch on for miles, unto horizons anew.

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Hoodwinked AMV - Break Stuff

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idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn't be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don't understand why they did it I'm not gonna feel any better

[dejahna]

You can try "jump" to go in the air, but only for a few seclonds

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guy in a "im not a woke dad.... im the dad who woke up" shirt

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they should invent sleep that makes you not tired

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She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

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we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

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why are pokemon fans like that about pokemon games., why do they treat them like gifts a senile aunt is giving them for their birthday that they ahve to pretend to like no matter what or they'll break her heart

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‪My grandma trying to be my friend and sent me a text saying “you going to comic con? The guy from games is going to be there.”‬

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does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

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hey do u mind holding this 💣