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degenbrat · 20 hours ago
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Just One More | 💭
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Lewis Hamilton x BLACK!FEM!Reader
WARNINGS: Mentions Of Sexual Activity, Pregnancy, Dad!Lewis, Humor, Fluff
SUMMARY: Anotha one(a baby! yaaay!)
***A/N DISCLAIMER 💌- this is !!!NOT!!! apart of the official Just One More AU, i just thought it was a silly idea to write the fans reacting if he got you pregnant AGAIN 😭 dw, id never torture yall with five kids <333***
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Back from 🇺🇸…with souvenirs🩷 lewishamilton
USER1 WHAT??? OMG
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USER2 again????
USER3 ARE YOU NOT TIRED???
USER4 I CALLED IT 😭😭😭
f1 Was itching for this announcement! See them in about 17 years maybe? 🫣🤭🍼
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USER5 planning for a baby that isn’t here yet ain’t crazy??? 😭
USER6 F1 having a contract ready for a fetus was not on my 2025 bingo card?
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USER7 (user6) how come? they did it for a few drivers racing now 😅😂
USER8 oh they get doooown 😭
USER9 LEWIS PLEASE GET OFF OF HER MY GOD
USER10 SERIOUSLY LIKE I PROMISE SHES NOT GOING NO WHERE LET HER GO 😭
USER11 this is why she takes so long to restock the website. too busy HUNCHING 😒
ynusername hunching?????? 😭😭😭
USER12 last time she was pregnant we didn’t get that tour…🥲
USER13 mind you this is the LAST time you sabotages us 😐🫵🏽 (lewishamilton)
USER14 Please tell me this is for a late halloween costume
ynusername yeah, i’m going as me when im pregnant 🙂
USER14 (ynusername) Y/N do not play with us right now..
lewishamilton legacy 💪🏾🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒💜💛
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USER15 YOU ALREADY HAD A LEGACY. FOUR OF THEM. YOU ARE SO INCONSIDERATE!!!
USER16 this is the greed they talk about in the bible, Lewis…
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USER17 Omggg another little Hamilton 🥹
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YBFF ANSWER THE PHONE Y/N???? 😭
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YBSF bye i should have known when you didn’t wanna hang 😪😫💛
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USER18 No you should have known when she was out here dressing like big pun in them 7x ass clothes
ynusername (user18) Yooo 😭😭😭
USER19 You guys just finding out, meanwhile me and my husband saw her at the superbowl yesterday night. She even waved😅
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ynusername Thanks for keeping a secret! 😘💚🦅
USER20 and you didn’t snitch??? better than me
USER21 (user20) It wasn’t my place 🤷🏻‍♂️
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USER22 Lewis and Giannis going baby for baby this year
USER23 Lewis is winning I fear!
essence Mama Y/N takes no breaks! And neither does Lewis we see 👀🤭
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ynusername Essence…🥴🤭
USER24 HOW GREEEEEDY 😭
USER25 Soooo is there going to be a restock for the merch or does this stop it—
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ynusername catch the restock Tuesday! Pregnancy only stops one thing and that’s me from seeing my feet 😭🩷
gq We knew first 😜
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“Your fans are plotting on ripping my head off, do you see what they’re saying on twitter?!”
Lewis exclaimed and turned his phone to you, scrolling down his new notifications. You shift under the beds sheets to look at the screen, squinting slightly to read. The replies were filled with shock, as you expected, and some jokes here and there, but mostly shock. You cackle, your plump belly bouncing with every laugh.
“I can’t do anything about that! I told you if you got me pregnant again, I’d hurt you, but it looks like they’re wanting to do my dirty work”
You took the phone from his hands and cuddled up to his side as he covers the both of you with the beds duvet.
He scoffs. “Don’t act like you didn’t ask for it” Tucking his head beneath yours, he bites your neck, making you tuck your chin with a giggle.
“Shut up! That was in the moment…plus, you asked me to say it”
He hums and shakes his head, remembering the night you two conceived completely different than you.
“Nah. I don’t remember asking you to say you wanted another one of my kids. Actually, I remember what you said word for word if you want me to recite it” He mischievously clears his throat, but your hand had already made it’s way over his mouth to shut him up before he even started.
“If you say anything and my babies hear, it’s gonna be me and you” You threatened, Lewis’s eyes crinkling at the sides as he smiles widely underneath your hand.
Suddenly you felt your palm being wet, your instinct being to move. “EW! YOU LICKED ME!”
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💌—another reminder that this is NOT APART OF THE ACTUAL AU!! it’s just something cute i wanted to write as a scenario.
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degenbrat · 21 hours ago
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sinful sentences (twelve)
mark webber - "tell me exactly what you want."
tags: smut/pwp, porn au, pornstar!mark & reader, daddy kink, age gap (mid-20s/late-40s), dom!mark, sub!reader, filming, aftercare, doggy style, dirty talk/degrading language, intense bdsm (there is a safe-word)
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"chin up, beautiful." mark's words were in your head as your gae was leveled with the camera in your face. you stuck out your chest a little more and stuck out your bottom lip in a pout.
the audience ate it up. a little starlet in the amateur porn scene with your lover, mark webber. both of you starring in hits such as "bad girl finally meets her match" and "bratty bottom finally gets the daddy she asked for". both played up your size and age differences. you in your mid-twenties and mark pushing fifty. he even let the greys come in a little to make the differences more striking.
younger woman who gets fucked silly by an older man with a dirty talk that would make anyone watching blush. and despite most of your fucking being on camera, mark was proud that you were all his.
he roughly patted your cheek and said, "tell me exactly what you want. tell the lovely people at home too. i'm sure they want to know what whorish thing you want tonight." he made a small 'tsk' noise and pinched your cheek, "answer me, baby. hate to put you over my knee tonight. still bruised from last night."
your ass was still marked purple, with mark's hand print seen at a certain light. he made quite the mess of you the night prior. your sex was intense, mark liked to bite you, mark you. the time he wore his name across your chest and had you bounce on his cock till he finished inside of you. he liked to bind you, gag you, blindfold you. he had a collection of toys that your gummy little pussy was quite familiar with.
it was filth, the kind of porn that would make the deepest pervert blush. mark held your face and made you look at the camera, his thumb trailed across your bottom lip before he sank it into your plush mouth. and you obeyed and sucked on it like you would his cock.
"dirty little thing, aren't ya? so cute. look at you. daddy's little stupid whore. i'm glad i got you out of whatever small town hell you came from, probably would've been the town slut by now. legs more open than a mcdonalds." he chuckled lightly. he took his thumb out and petted your hair roughly, "but instead you're allowed to be a total whore in my home. was worried an old man like me wouldn't be able to keep up with you. but i think i make it work. don't you think?"
and you nodded, there was heavy heat in your cheeks while you remained on your knees. your hands in your lap, obscuring your pussy from the cold gaze of the camera. you were certain your audience could identify you from your pussy alone.
"good girl. good girl." mark purred, "keep daddy happy, huh? trained you just right. if you tried to fuck another man you'd be lost. but you don't want to run off do you?" he pulled his hand away to grope and the hard-on in his jeans, "daddy won't let that happen. you'd be a lost little puppy out on the streets. have to put up posters to bring you home."
you felt your core tense, you were soaked and it excited you. his words were like extra spicy honey, it burned as it soaked into your mind. it left your stomach in knots as you anticipated for what was to come next. you'd take it eagerly.
"pretty thing, huh? look at you. always perfect for the cameras. i bet so many perverts online jerk off to you every day. wishing they were in my spot right now. too bad for them, because only i get to ruin you, right?"
you nodded and replied, "yes, daddy."
"good girl, not use the last of that brain of yours to get on the bed before i fuck it out of you. and don't you dare touch yourself. that's my property." his voice was low and radiated through you. it made you only more wet. your slick dampened your inner thighs as you got up and headed to the bedroom.
the video stopped and mark only resumed it now on a tripod with the both of you stark naked. the viewer could see the crudely writing on your upper thigh, "belongs to mark. don't touch." a possessive warning in sharpie. you knelt on the bed facing the camera. a full display of your slutty body.
mark was behind you, his large hands on your form. he felt you up while he kissed your neck. occasionally he glanced at the camera and would smirk at it. he loved to record and post videos of you two fucking like animals, but he still had a throb of jealousy in his soul that was only cured by plunging his cock deep inside of you.
"tell the people at home how it feels. i bet they'd love to reach through the screen and feel how soft you are. cute little thing aren't you? obedient like a bitch. a fucking dog." he purred.
you swallowed, "daddy."
"shh, shh. don't talk. good girls don't talk, they listen. no need to run that mouth of yours or else i might find something better to fill it with. keep you gagging on something to shut you up." he said as he played with your nipples which made you squeeze your thighs together, "because you're a whore, right? sell videos of me fucking you. disgusting."
you whimpered, "please, daddy. i am a good girl."
mark chuckled lowly, "not too sure about that. you like being degraded. you like being marked up, you love being used by me. should write 'cum dump' on you next time. show everyone how much of a slut you are. owned piece of ass." he patted your thigh where the writing was.
you yelped as your face collided with the bed with your bare ass up. it was leveled with his heavy cock, he was thick to the point that you had to be soaked to take him. thankfully tonight he was able to sink into you without any issues.
your pussy like a vice around his cock as he shoved your face into the covers. you let him use your body as he so desired. he rocked up into you and yanked your hair to face the camera.
"give them a show, angel. or else they might turn off." he said as he held onto your head while he fucked up into your sweet little cunt. it was soaked. your dirty kink was that you got off to it being rough. you loved mark's rough hands on your skin as he worked his cock into you.
you whimpered as he fucked you, you tried to keep your eyes open but the pleasure made them flutter closed. mark felt like he was shifting things in your body, bruising your insides in a way that made you shudder.
"take it, fuck. that's right, angel. give our viewers something to get off to. that's all your good for. stupid girl who only thinks about cock and how to get it. must be why i have a collar and a short leash to keep you on."
you panted, your mouth open as you tried to get as much air as you could into your lungs. you held onto the covers and arched your back as he battered your insides. it was intense, the kind of intensity that made your toes curled.
but what made your core throb even more was when mark leaned in to you and said softly, "remember, rose. if it all gets too much, remember our safe word." rose. all that needed to said in order to end the scene. his voice was low enough that the camera didn't pick it up.
you nodded and kept your head up as he fucked you deeply. his cock brushed up against all the right places. it felt like a tight fit as he worked himself against you. it made your brain buzzed from the strong thrusts he moved against you.
"look at yourself, baby. can you see that in the viewfinder? the way you shake when i fuck you. like you were made for this. the entire internet has see your fat tits and your pretty pussy. but none of them will ever taste you. right? because you're mine, you belong to daddy."
"yes." you whimpered.
"say it, angel. c'mon, use those big girl words of yours." he smacked your ass as he pushed your face right into the covers, he held you by the back of your neck as he fucked you feverishly.
you whimpered, not even able to be heard. your voice muffled by the covers. mark already knew the answer, you were his. you belonged to him and only him. he was being generous and sharing with the public every curve, every mole and dimple on your bare skin. he made a mess of you for the camera because he allowed it. he could be quite the giving man.
the pleasure was a buzz in your brain, it was heat in your blood. it made your head spin as you panted pathetically onto the bed. everything washed over you.
"cum for me, baby. i can feel you. you feel good." he purred as he yanked your hair once more, "come on, angel. cum for the camera." his hips worked against you, his cock throbbed inside of your achy cunt as he pulled an orgasm out of you. he heard your sweet noises as you climaxed which only made him move faster.
his cock ached inside of you, he fucked you quickly. he held your face towards the camera and made you that all the viewers were focused on how good he made you feel.
"look at you. internet's favourite whore. my favourite whore." he bounced you up against his cock quickly. he tensed up for a moment as he felt the pleasure swirl in his brain. he gave a few more rough strokes before he finished inside of you.
you moaned once more before the scene ended. you felt distant as pleasure filled your core. you felt mark pull out then work to end the video to edited later.
the porn personas faded away as mark said to you softly, "are you okay, honey?" you looked up at him through bleary eyes and gave him a thumbs up. he ruffled your hair and said, "let's get you cleaned up."
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"can you get me some more ice cream? this is really good." you stayed curled up with your lover in bed, you were dressed in a fluffy white robe and your hair was wet from a steamy bath. you were both seated up but you had your bare legs across his lap. in your hands was a pint of ice cream.
mark took you gently my the head and kissed the top of your head, "sorry, pumpkin, that's it till we go grocery shopping tomorrow. plus, it's late. i don't want you having a stomach ache."
"but honey." you pouted at him.
he shook his head and took you by the cheeks to kiss you on the lips, "don't wanna hear it, angel. finish up then brush your teeth. if you feel any aches tomorrow, i'll run you a bath."
that was what you liked about mark. no matter how intense the scene was. how much he put you through, he would make sure that you were okay after filming. a good dominant never left his submissive out to dry after a scene.
he could degrade you, smack you, spit on you, ruin you in every way as long as you didn't use the safe word or signal. and then always afterwards he spoiled you. because you may be a raunchy star, but you'd always be mark's good girl. <3
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degenbrat · 21 hours ago
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chocolate lava cake pudding
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in which: you’re a chronic night baker
pairing: oscar piastri x reader
warnings: none
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You had a terrible habit of waking at odd hours of the night. On most occasions, you were unable to get back to sleep.
The logical solution? Take some melatonin. Your solution? Bake.
The first few instances it happened, you accidentally woke Oscar. He’d come from the bedroom each time, eyes half lidded, murmuring in his rough sleepy voice something about odd hobbies. Then he’d slip his arms around you, resting his head on your shoulder until he was ready for sleep again.
Since then, his body has become accustomed to it. The beeping of the oven no longer pulls him from slumber, nor did the accidental clang of baking sheets.
Tonight was another one of your late-night baking affairs. You were trying out a new pudding recipe, flavored of chocolate lava cake. Oscar hadn’t cared for the old one, a plain banana.
The pudding was sat and ready to be chilled. You dipped a finger in to taste it, humming when your taste buds absorbed the flavors. It wasn’t quite right, but you didn’t know what was missing.
The dark contents of the bowl were lit under the dull lighting of the moon and a singular spider-man night light. You glared at it, as if demanding for it to tell you what it was missing.
You huffed, looking to the hall down where the bedroom was, and back at the dessert.
Taking the bowl from the counter, you brought it to the bedroom. You climbed over to Oscar’s side of the bed—his back was to you—and laid the upper half of your body on his.
“Osc?” You called softly, receiving a sleepy hum in response. “A need a second opinion.”
He didn’t need to open his eyes to know what you meant. “What time is it?”
“Just- please taste it.”
Oscar wore a small smile, cracking open an eye to see some of the pudding on a spoon, waiting for his consumption. He sighed a laugh.
“It tastes good,” he commented, eyes closed once more and cozying himself back into the sheets.
You pulled back, sitting on your heels. “You don’t think it needs anything?” Your question was answered with a small shake of his head.
Lips met his temple, though he’d already fallen asleep once more. “Thanks, babe.”
The following morning, Oscar woke before you, per usual. He followed his usual morning routine of cooking the both of you breakfast, pancakes and hashbrowns today.
You woke a little earlier than typical, greeted by the scents that promised a delicious breakfast.
Oscar smiled at the sight of you, pulling you to his side to kiss the top of your head. “Morning,” his voice still carried remnants of sleep. “you didn’t bake anything last night?” He guessed, having not seen a new dish on the counter.
You pulled back, searching his eyes for a glint of humor. “I made pudding. Do you not remember?”
“How would I remember? You always bake when I’m sleeping.” He laughed.
You tilted your head to the side, a smile creeping it’s way onto your lips at the situation. “I woke you up. I had you taste it.”
His eyes divert from yours, slightly squinted as he tried to recall the events you describe. “I do not remember that.” He chuckled.
The pudding was taken from the fridge. Oscar, fully conscious now, took a spoonful.
“I think it’s missing something.” He commented.
You blinked at him before banging your head against the fridge.
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degenbrat · 23 hours ago
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yap moment | max verstappen
an: finally the long awaited yapper max fic!! so sorry to keep you all waiting <3
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As soon as you saw Max, you practically threw yourself on him. Finally he was back home. It felt like forever when in reality it was just a month. A month without Max’s lips on yours, a month without having his hands in your hair or on your body. A month too long.
“You’re so dramatic.” Max chuckled as you continued kissing down his neck. After stumbling through your shared apartment, you finally made it to the bed. You gently threw him onto the soft bed and straddled him.
“Oh! Before I forget . . .” Max spoke as you continue kissing his neck. “I watched that series you told me about. I watched it on the flight home and I can’t believe Beth and Benny don’t end up together! I mean they’re clearly meant for each other! I should be a writer on that series because I would’ve made them be together.”
You sigh deeply then decide to lay down next to Max. It was obviously going to be a long talk because once Max started, he wasn’t going to stop. But you loved listening to the sound of his voice, it was comforting.
“And it made me want to start playing chess. I ordered a chess board and books. I also played those online chess games and I’m getting pretty good,” Max pulled out his phone to show the screenshots he took of his victories. “I think I’m Beth Harmon reincarnated.”
“Wow, impressive.” You reply as Max showed all the screenshots.
“And I remember you telling me the series was based off of the book so I also ordered two copies so you and I can read it together.”
“Aw, Max. Thank you. Now how about—”
Max cut you off. “Did you know the longest game of chess lasted twenty hours? I read that it was played in nineteen eighty nine but I can’t remember who played it. Imagine just playing chess for twenty hours.”
Eventually, the sound of Max’s voice made you fall asleep. It wasn’t that you thought Max’s excitement over chess was boring, no, you loved how happy he sounded over the things he loves. It was that Max had that soft voice that made you fall asleep so easily. Sometimes you were thankful you had a talkative boyfriend.
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degenbrat · 2 days ago
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winter break || cl16
☆ summary: a domestic and happy winter break with charles and y/n
☆ pairing: charles leclerc x nonfamous!private!reader
☆ fc & warnings: none! this is pure fluff
☆ requested: nope! realized i hadn’t written anything for charles in forever
masterlist
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
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ynuser: another season in the books. i’m so proud of you charlie!! now let’s get some rest ❤️
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iamrebeccad: prettiest girl
ynuser: that’s you
charlesleclerc: je t’aime y/n
ynuser: i love you more ❤️
yourbff: congrats on an amazing season charles!
charlesleclerc: merci beaucoup
scuderiaferrari: ❤️❤️
carlossainz55: enjoy your quiet time mi amiga
ynuser: you too carlos
lewishamilton: see you soon y/n!
ynuser: can’t wait!!! leo is so excited to play with roscoe
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yourbff: eeeek!!!!!! so glad your new home has extra rooms for meeeee
ynuser: specifically got several spare bedrooms so you could have one bestie
yourbff: i love you and i miss you fr
maxverstappen1: looking forward to visiting!
ynuser: please bring my favorite girls and kitties by soon 🥹
maxverstappen1: anything for you my friend 😘
yourfriend1: it’s about time you two moved in together
ynuser: it only took several years of convincing 🤪
lorenzotl: congratulations ❤️ can’t wait to see you in mexico
ynuser: merci ❤️ see you soon lorenzo!
charlesleclerc: the beginning of forever 🥂
ynuser: cheers to the most beautiful life with you 🥂
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user1: you guys are so cute
carlossainz55: are you cooking burgers?
charlesleclerc: haha no! we are making pasta
user2: jealousy is a disease and i have it
arthur_leclerc: and you’re having me over for food when?
charlesleclerc: when we get a bit more settled 🤨
user3: i can bark if yall need another dog
ynuser: petition to have all our meals here together for the rest of forever
charlesleclerc: sounds perfect to me mon ange
scuderiaferrari: congratulations to our favorite lovebirds ❤️
user4: i want you both so bad
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ynuser: settling in just fine 🤍
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arthur_leclerc: still waiting on my invite???
ynuser: i literally invited you for dinner and you told me you were busy?
arthur_leclerc: why put me on blast like this
ynuser: you can’t be serious
yourbff: looks so comfy cozy 🤍
ynuser: comfy cozy and ready for you to visit 🤍
pascale.leclerc: love you two endlessly
ynuser: je t’aime maman
charlesleclerc: settled and happier than ever
ynuser: yes ❤️
iamrebeccad: obsessed
ynuser: me too
carmenmundt: glad to hear it!! let’s get lunch soon
ynuser: yes please!!! after we get back from vacation!!
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charlesleclerc: famille ❤️ grateful for time with my loved ones
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user16: my favorite family
maxverstappen1: leo! you need to bring him over to play with my new puppy
charlesleclerc: come visit us in our new house!!
roscoelovescoco: us invited too??
ynuser: allll the puppies are invited 🤍
scuderiaferrari: ❤️
user12: i love when we get little glimpses of y/n
user88: no fr
ynuser: forever thankful for time with you
charlesleclerc: thankful that i get to spend forever with you
apmmonaco: our favorite monaco royalty 👑
lec: 💛
user33: enjoy your vacation!!
user44: incredibly happy to see you and your family taking advantage of the holiday! though i can’t wait to see you back on track
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ynuser: the love of my life
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oscarpiastri: my mom and dad
ynuser: my son
charlesleclerc: our* son
yourbff: this called me single and broke in so many different languages but primarily french
ynuser: hahaha je suis désolé [im sorry]
charlesleclerc: we’ve tried to set you up with people
charlesleclerc: l'amour de ma vie [the love of my life]
ynuser: toujours [forever]
arthur_leclerc: i’m going to leak this to the gossip pages if you don’t give me photo credits
ynuser: im this 🤏🏻 close to blocking you
carmenmundt: so gorgeous
ynuser: merci carmen! thank you also for letting me borrow your dress 😘
lando: i’m moved
ynuser: ok period
francisca.cgomes: tough to see my girlfriend posting someone else
ynuser: look away baby
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yourbff: puppy play dates!!!!!!
user16: roscoe, simba, leo, nino omg
roscoelovescoco: fanks to you and y/n/n fors the funs day
charlesleclerc: you’re always welcome roscoe ❤️ y/n/n and i consider you part of the family
user15: the fact that lewis and you are clearly spending time together over break got me going crazy
oscarpiastri: lily really wants a puppy now….. can i borrow leo yes or no
charlesleclerc: borrow or steal?
oscarpiastri: no comment
ynuser: the cutest best friends in the entire world
charlesleclerc: the cutest indeed
user22: feeling very parasocial over these dogs rn
maxverstappen1: thanks for having us!! tell y/n/n that p loved the bracelet she got her in mexico
charlesleclerc: of course mate! y/n says you need to bring p with you next time
francisca.cgomes: i don’t think simba has ever been this sleepy after a day out before! he had a blast
charlesleclerc: leo is so glad to hear that!! he loves his bestie simba
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ynuser: thank you 😭🫶🏻
francisca.cgomes: quick leave him for me and then you won’t have to cry
ynuser: promise?
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charlesleclerc: i am seriously the luckiest man in the world
ynuser: charlie 😭❤️
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ynuser: i got it from our favorite boutique in monaco!!! but of course you can always borrow mine darling
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arthur_leclerc: not quite ferrari red but close enough
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pierregasly: what is this i’m hearing about you running away with my girlfriend?
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TAKE US DADDY | LN 4
lando norris!dad x mom!reader
warn: fluffffffffff
this story is actually a the sequel of the story Don't Go Daddy.
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Lando was already dressed, bag packed, and his car waiting outside, but he refused to leave without saying goodbye properly. The past weeks, Noah and Leo had been ridiculously clingy—like little koalas attached to his legs. If he left without waking them up, there was no doubt they’d wake up in tears, wailing for him. But now, as he stood in their dimly lit rooms, watching their peaceful faces, he felt his resolve weaken.
First, he crouched beside Noah’s bed, gently brushing the messy curls from his forehead. "Noah, buddy, wake up," he whispered, pressing a soft kiss to his forehead.
Noah stirred slightly, brows furrowing, but he just whined and buried his face deeper into his pillow.
Lando chuckled. "C’mon, mate. You gotta say bye to me properly."
Noah let out a grumpy hum, eyes still shut, and when Lando wrapped an arm around him, the little boy automatically snuggled closer. Instead of waking up, though, he just sighed contentedly and went back to sleep.
"Oh, c’mon," Lando groaned playfully. "You little traitor."
He peppered kisses all over Noah’s forehead, cheeks, nose—wherever he could reach. Noah squirmed, whining in protest, but didn’t actually push him away. Lando figured that was a win.
Noah let out the smallest, sleepiest hum before finally cracking his eyes open. “Daddy?” His voice was thick with sleep, and instead of getting up, he immediately rolled into Lando’s chest, snuggling into his warmth.
Lando chuckled, running a hand down his little back. “Sleepyhead,” he murmured, hugging him tight.
Noah only made a small, content noise before—just like that—falling back asleep in his arms. Lando sighed, completely torn between waking him up properly or just letting him be. In the end, he settled for placing a few more kisses all over Noah’s chubby cheeks, whispering, “Daddy’s going to work now, okay? Be good, take care of Mommy and Leo. Daddy loves you, Noah.”
Noah barely reacted, just wriggled a little before letting out the softest, tiniest sigh. His little lips were pouty, his face smushed into the pillow, and Lando had to physically stop himself from squeezing the life out of him. Instead, he pressed one last lingering kiss to his forehead and reluctantly stepped away.
Now moving to his next target.
Leo.
Leo was in the exact same position Lando had left him in last night. His little troublemaker was sprawled out in his bed, mouth slightly open, chubby cheeks flushed, and one hand clutching his tiny stuffed lion. Lando leaned in and peppered kisses all over Leo’s chubby cheeks, then nuzzled into his neck playfully.
Leo stirred, stretching like a tiny cat before blinking up at him with the sleepiest, happiest smile. His eyes weren’t even fully open yet, but his little teeth peeked through, all bright and shiny.
“Daddy…” he mumbled sleepily, reaching out with tiny hands. Lando immediately scooped him into a warm hug.
"Yeah, bud?" Lando grinned, rubbing his back.
Leo let out a deep sigh, still not fully awake. "Can I hug you… for one hour?"
Lando blinked. Oh, come on. That’s not fair.
"One hour? That’s it?" Lando teased, rocking him slightly. "What if I wanna hug you forever, huh?"
Leo hummed in thought for approximately two seconds before going, "No, no."
Lando burst out laughing. "Alright, then. One hour it is."
But literally two minutes later, Leo wiggled out of the hug, pressing his tiny hands against Lando’s chest. “Okay, Daddy. it’s been one hour!”
Lando cracked up. “That was NOT an hour, little scammer.”
Leo just grinned sleepily, dimples showing, and Lando swore his heart was going to burst. He gave him a few more smooches, leaving his cheeks all rosy before tucking him back under the blanket.
“Daddy loves you, Leo.”
And with that, he finally left the room.
****
Finally, he made his way to Y/N. She was awake, all soft and warm-looking in bed, watching him with that unreal, angelic face of hers. Lando sighed dramatically. “You sure you don’t want to come with me? Just pack up the kids and go?”
Y/N shook her head, smiling softly. “They have school, Lando.”
Lando groaned, flopping onto the bed beside her. “They’re literally babies. They don’t need school.”
She rolled her eyes playfully, reaching out to fix the collar of his hoodie. "They’ll be okay, you know."
Lando let out a breath. "I know. It’s just… they’ve been so clingy lately. What if they freak out when I’m gone?"
Y/N smiled softly. "They’ll be okay. And if they do get upset, we’ll figure it out, yeah?"
Lando just stared at her for a second, completely mesmerized. "You know you’re really pretty, right?"
Before she could respond, he leaned in and kissed her, deep and slow, like he was trying to make it last. Like he didn’t want to leave at all.
And honestly? He really, really didn’t.
But work was work.
So, he pulled away, kissed her forehead, and finally—finally—headed out the door.
****
The kitchen was filled with the comforting aroma of a homemade meal as Y/N stirred the pot, humming softly to herself. The warm atmosphere was suddenly interrupted by the unmistakable sound of tiny feet running down the stairs—fast, urgent, and filled with distress.
“Mommy!!” Noah’s voice cracked as he ran straight into the kitchen, his little brother Leo right behind him, his chubby cheeks already stained with tears.
Y/N barely had time to turn around before Noah wrapped his arms around her legs, his tiny frame shaking. Leo, slightly slower but just as upset, clung onto her other legs with a whimper.
Their lower lips trembled as they still clung to their mom legs, searching for something—or rather, someone.
“Where’s Daddy?” Noah sniffled, wiping at his eyes with tiny fists.
Y/N’s heart squeezed at the sight of them. “Daddy’s at work, love. He left this morning, remember?”
“We want Daddy!”
Leo nodded furiously, his bottom lip trembling. “We wanna go wif Daddy…”
Y/N softened instantly, brushing their curls back gently. “Oh, sweetheart. Daddy’s working, and you guys have to go to school. Remember?”
“But we wanna see him!” Noah insisted, his voice breaking with a hiccup. “We wanna go wif him! We wanna see Daddy work! Please, Mommy!” Now both of them were crying—hiccuping, sniffling, noses all red and runny.
“Oh, baby, don’t cry—Daddy will come home soon.”
“NOOOOOOO,” they both wailed in unison. “WANNA SEE DADDY NOW!”
Y/N exhaled, biting back a fond smile. “Okay, okay—let’s call him, okay?”
The second those words left Y/N’s mouth, both of them perked up just a little, their cries reducing to sniffles as they nodded frantically. Y/N grabbed their phone and pressed Lando’s contact. Within seconds, the call connected, and his face popped up on the screen.
“Hey, love—”
Before he could finish, Noah and Leo started sobbing all over again. “DADDY!!!”
“Whoa—what happened? Why are my two little spider-man crying?”
Noah and Leo immediately scrambled to get closer to the screen. “DADDY!!!” They wailed in unison, tears streaming down their flushed cheeks.
“Oh no, what’s wrong, buddies?” Lando frowned, clearly distressed.
“We wanna go wif youuu!” Leo sobbed, pressing his face against the phone screen as if he could somehow teleport to his father’s side.
“Wanna see you nowwww,” Noah hiccupped, face all scrunched up as more tears streamed down his cheeks.
Lando’s brows knitted together, his lips forming a little pout. “Oh, my babies… I miss you so much too. But I’ll be home soon, yeah?”
“NOOOO!”
At this point, their crying was getting dramatic—shoulders shaking, little gasps in between sobs, faces all blotchy and red. Y/N could hear a few people in the background of Lando’s call chuckling softly, obviously overhearing the whole scene.
Lando looked wrecked. Like, visibly about to drop everything and fly back home. Y/N met his eyes through the screen, and in that moment, they both knew—there was no way they could just let the boys cry like this.
Y/N sighed, already knowing where this was going. "Lando, should we just—"
"Yes. Absolutely yes. Bring them here. I don’t care how, just—just get here."
And that’s how, just a few hours later, Daddy wouldn’t have to miss his boys for long—because now the boys were running straight into their daddy’s arms, giggling through the very same tears they had shed that morning.
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DREAMS lando norris pt.2 When your childhood bestfriend Flo had convinced you to get the fashion design job at her brother's company Quadrant, it finally paid off when Louis Vuitton was announced as the new sponsor for F1.
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The Louis Vuitton event was everything it was supposed to be—elegant, high-profile, filled with models, designers, and A-list athletes. You had been to fashion events before, but this was different. The merging of fashion and motorsport brought a unique energy, an almost surreal overlap of two worlds you hadn’t expected to be a part of at the same time.
You kept yourself busy, moving between conversations with your colleagues at Louis Vuitton, small talk, strategic networking, and answering questions about the collection. Lando had been doing his own thing—flashing smiles for the cameras, entertaining sponsors, talking to reporters, and a rotation of beautiful women.
You didn’t interact much throughout the night. Still, you were aware of him, it was impossible not to be in the suit you styled him in. You knew you had done a good job.
Until you heard your name.
The interviewer was smiling, microphone angled toward Lando as cameras recorded. 
"Yeah, the partnership with Louis Vuitton is great. But not only that, this outfit is styled by my sister’s best friend, which makes it extra special," Lando said smoothly, the perfect PR-trained answer. "Means a lot to me to be working together—first at Quadrant and now here at Louis Vuitton."
You stilled.
It wasn’t just what he said—it was how he said it. Like it was some full-circle, sentimental thing. Like he had ever said something like that to you before. As if you had actually personally worked together at Quadrant. It annoyed you, making your professional work sound like something personal and intimate, reserved for him, as if you hadn’t styled some of the other drivers with the same attention.
You turned away, ignoring the weird mix of irritation and something heavier sitting in your chest. You weren’t going to let it get to you.
And you hadn’t planned on saying anything.
But when the event was wrapping up and you were back at the hotel, by some cruel twist of fate, you ended up in the elevator together. Just the two of you, the hum of the lift filling the silence as the doors slid shut.
Lando leaned back against the mirrored wall, hands in his pockets, looking unbothered as ever. You had to say something. 
"What was that all about?" you asked, breaking the silence.
He glanced at you, feigning innocence. "What are you talking about?"
You gave him a look. "That perfect little PR answer."
He smirked slightly. "Thought you’d appreciate the shoutout."
You folded your arms, unimpressed. "You’ve never said anything like that to me before."
"Didn’t know you wanted me to, the media has given you enough attention." he shot back, tilting his head.
You huffed a laugh, shaking your head. "Right, cause that’s all I care about."
Lando turned, arms folding over his chest. "What’s the problem? It was a nice answer."
"That’s not the point."
"Then what is?"
You didn’t have an immediate response, which only made his smirk widen.
The elevator doors slid open, and before you could walk out, his voice stopped you.
"Anyway," he drawled, walking towards the door. "Thanks for the nice outfit, it was great, should’ve asked you to style me sooner.’’ he stretched his arms above his head, yawning.  ‘’Can’t wait to take it off though. Looking good is exhausting, sweet dreams stylist" 
You rolled your eyes without a response, walking to your room annoyed that it had gotten to you.
-
The second night of the Louis Vuitton x F1 launch was in full swing, luxury and motorsport merging under glittering lights. You kept to your side of the event, mingling with the LV team and ensuring the drivers looked sharp.
You barely interacted with Lando after yesterday, just the occasional glance across the room to admire the suit you had picked out for him tonight.
Then, as if sensing your thoughts, your phone buzzed.
Lando: Where are you?
You frowned, typing back.
You: At the event, obviously.
Lando: Need you. Now.
Your heartbeat kicked up. You glanced around, trying to spot him, but he wasn’t in sight.
You: What? Why?
No response.
Then another buzz.
Lando: Toilets. Back hallway. Please.
Your stomach twisted. Without thinking too much, you slipped away from the crowd, making your way toward the hallway. You pushed open the door to the private restroom area, and there he was—leaning against the sink, looking both frustrated and amused.
“What’s wrong?” you asked, shutting the door behind you.
Lando exhaled sharply, tugging at the waistband of his pants. “Zipper broke.”
You stared at him. “Are you serious?”
“No, I’m making it up for fun,” he deadpanned. “Yes, I’m serious.”
Your eyes narrowed, stepping closer. “A Louis Vuitton zipper doesn’t just break.”
Lando hesitated. Just for a second.
It was quick, but you caught it. And suddenly, the situation felt… off.
You crossed your arms. “What exactly were you doing before this broke?”
Lando’s expression didn’t change, but you knew him well enough to catch the shift—the slight smirk, the too-casual way he leaned back.
“Are you implying something?” he asked, voice teasing.
You raised a brow. “I don’t know. Am I?”
His grin widened, but he didn’t answer.
Your stomach twisted, an irrational frustration bubbling up. Why did you care? It wasn’t your business what—or who—he was doing before this event. But the thought of him slipping away with someone, being careless enough to mess up his suit right before stepping out onto the carpet, annoyed you more than it should have.
“Forget it,” you muttered, stepping closer. “Just—hold still.”
Lando’s smirk lingered, but he obeyed, shifting just enough to give you better access.
You knelt down, fingers adjusting the fabric quickly. The problem itself wasn’t as bad as he made it sound—it was a minor snag, nothing you couldn’t handle. But the proximity was dangerous. Your fingers moved with careful precision, but it was impossible not to graze the warm skin beneath the waistband. You could feel the way Lando barely shifted, his breath steady but controlled, like he was making an effort not to react.
“Not bad at this, are you?” Lando murmured, voice lower than before.
You didn’t respond. You just focused, ignoring the way his muscles tensed when your fingers brushed against him.
Finally, with one last tug, you straightened. “There. Fixed.” 
Lando glanced down, then back up at you. Neither of you moved.
The air shifted.
And then, before you could think too hard about it, he leaned in.
His lips met yours, firm and insistent. It was messy, rushed, like neither of you had planned for this but couldn’t stop it either. You barely had time to react before you were kissing him back. His hand slid to the small of your back, pressing you into him like he was afraid you’d slip away if he didn’t hold on.
Then, as suddenly as it started, you pulled back.
Breathless.
Lando exhaled, eyes flickering over your face, searching. “Well,” he murmured. “That’s one way to handle a wardrobe malfunction.”
You stared at him, your own breath unsteady.
What the hell just happened?
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DREAMS lando norris pt.3 When your childhood bestfriend Flo had convinced you to get the fashion design job at her brother's company Quadrant, it finally paid off when Louis Vuitton was announced as the new sponsor for F1.
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You had convinced yourself nothing had happened. You would never have to tell Flo anything. And for a few days, it was easy to believe that. There were no events, no fittings, no reasons to see him. Just a silly mistake you had already forgotten. It should’ve never even happened in the first place. You weren’t the kind of person who mixed work with… whatever that had been. You were a professional and your LV job meant way too much to you to risk anything.
So when you arrived at the next fitting, relieved you weren’t assigned to Lando. It was for a campaign shoot, a setting that felt much more comfortable to you than the chaos of a live event. Here, things were controlled. Professional.
You were helping another driver with their fitting when your phone buzzed in your pocket.
Manager: Hey, slight change—Norris requested you.
You barely had time to process before the door opened and Lando strolled in, hands in his pockets, looking completely at ease.
Lando stretched lazily, like he had no idea why you’d be annoyed. 
“Hey, stylist.”
You kept your voice even. “Didn’t realize I was assigned to you.”
His grin widened. “Well, you weren’t.”
You exhaled sharply. “Then why am I here?”
Lando shrugged. "Yeah, well. Wouldn’t trust anyone else with my zippers during a wardrobe malfunction. Only the best, hey?"
You didn’t answer, just tossed the first outfit at him. “Try it on.”
Lando took the suit, standing up. “You’re all business today.”
“I’m always all business,” you muttered.
He didn’t push further, just disappeared behind the curtain to change. You took a steadying breath, shaking off the tension creeping into your shoulders. This was fine. You were in control.
A few moments later, he emerged, adjusting the sleeves of the suit jacket.
“How do I look?”
You turned, ready to make some small remark—but your words caught in your throat.
The suit fit him too well. Sharp lines, tailored perfectly to his frame. The deep navy color made his eyes stand out, the crisp white shirt underneath just barely undone at the collar.
Damn it.
Lando caught your hesitation, grinning. “That good, huh?”
You exhaled. “Put the next outfit on.”
He chuckled but did as he was told.
By the end of it, Lando looked as effortlessly put together as ever, and you had successfully done your job, and kept your professionalism intact. You were glad the fitting was done and you didn’t have to stay for the whole shoot, so you quickly left.
-
After the Australian Grand Prix and the first few races, there were no high profile LV events. You had been doing preparatory work at the London office. Until Monaco. Of course for Monaco, Louis Vuitton would play a big part at the events again. You flew there a few days before the events and race. Quadrant was also in Monaco for the race and they were all going out tonight, Max and Keegan had both texted you to come with like old times in London. 
When you arrive, the party is in full swing, the rooftop of the Monaco venue buzzing with drivers, influencers, and the elite of both motorsport and fashion. Maybe it’s the relief of not being on duty, of not having to hover over drivers making sure they don’t wrinkle their suits before the cameras get to them. 
You spot Max and Keegan near the bar, laughing at something stupid, and make your way towards them immediately.
“Finally,” you sigh, sliding between them. “People I actually like.”
Keegan grins, handing you a drink. “We’re honored.”
“Don’t be,” you tease, taking a sip. “I just don’t like anyone here”
Max laughs. “That’s the alcohol talking.”
You let yourself have fun. It’s been a while since you weren’t just the put-together stylist, since you weren’t navigating an event with work on your mind. The music is good and the drinks are flowing.
Of course they had invited Lando, he was their actual best friend. But you had thought he might not be there with the race weekend coming up. 
You’re all dancing, when you see him approach, greeting Max and Keegan enthusiastically. When you see Lando laughing with Max, joking around effortlessly like they always had, there was something oddly familiar about it. For a brief moment, he wasn’t the global superstar you had to dress. He was just Flo’s annoying brother, the same kid who used to crash your sleepovers and steal your snacks.
Then he sees you. 
“Hey stylist” he says as he steps closer.
You tilt your head. “I’m not working tonight”
Lando hums, eyes flicking over you. “I can tell.”
There’s something about the way he says it. 
You narrow your eyes. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
Lando leans in slightly, his voice dropping just enough to make your stomach twist. “Just… didn’t see this side of you.”
You roll your eyes, but before you can respond, his hand grazes your waist as he reaches past you for something on the bar.
The touch is fleeting. Almost nothing.
But it lingers.
Your breath catches.
His smirk deepens, like he knows.
So you turn back to Keegan, laughing at something he says, ignoring Lando for the rest of the night.
-
Your head was pounding.
The second you cracked your eyes open, you regretted it. The room was dimly lit, the curtains drawn just enough to let in the Monaco morning light. Everything smelled like expensive cologne, a mix of fresh linen and something unmistakably male.
This was not your hotel room.
You groan, shifting slightly—only to feel someone beside you.
Your eyes fly open, heart hammering.
You turn your head.
Keegan.
Your entire body sags in relief. Keegan is still dead asleep, sprawled on his stomach, snoring into the pillow.
You push yourself up, glancing around. The sheets are too nice. The floor-to-ceiling windows too clean, too expensive-looking. You carefully slid out of bed. You needed to leave before anyone saw you.
That’s when you hear voices from the other room.
“…absolutely gone.” Max’s voice, amused.
“Yeah, she’s never drinking that much again.”
Lando.
The possibility of sneaking out without anyone noticing vanished instantly.
You sighed, making your way into the living room, where Lando and Max are sitting casually drinking coffee, looking way too well-rested.
Lando smirks over his cup. “Look who’s alive.”
You fold your arms. “What the hell am I?”
Max grins. “Lando’s place.”
Your stomach drops. You stare at Lando.
His smirk widens. “Don’t look so horrified. It was just the safest option.”
“You and Keegan got absolutely wrecked. Figured we’d let you crash here instead of sending you back to your hotel in that state.” Max adds.
Lando just shrugs. “Safe house.”
You narrow your eyes. “And we just… crashed?”
“You both crashed onto my bed directly,” Lando says. 
Keegan stumbles into the room, groaning. “I am never drinking that much again.”
You laugh when you see him, nudging him. “This is all your fault, those damn tequila shots”
Lando watches the exchange, something unreadable in his expression.
You heard your phone buzz.
Manager: Hey, last-minute change for the fitting today—it’ll be at Lando’s place instead of the hotel. Be there in 20.
You blinked. Then read it again.
No. No, no, no.
"Something wrong?" Lando asked, too entertained by your reaction.
You slowly looked up at him, horrified. "You arranged the fitting here?" you asked, voice hoarse.
Lando stretched, entirely unbothered. "Oh yeah. Seemed convenient. Thought you’d appreciate not having to travel. Figured it’d be easier than going to the hotel. Hope you don’t mind."
You wanted to murder him. Instead, you exhaled sharply, turned on your heel, and headed straight for the bathroom to make yourself look less like you had spent the night drinking tequila with his best friends.
You really needed to not look like a complete disaster before the fitting.
Which left you with only one option.
Lando’s wardrobe.
You rummaged through his neatly arranged collection until you found what you needed—a white button-up shirt and a pair of jeans. The jeans were  too big, but with a little trick—you were a stylist afterall—it worked. They sat low on your hips, hanging just right. His button-up was oversized, falling effortlessly over your frame, the sleeves rolled up to your elbows.
By the time you emerged from the bathroom, freshened up and dressed, you actually looked good. Casual. Effortless. Like you hadn’t just woken up hungover in a Formula 1 driver’s apartment.
Lando raised his eyebrows when you walked in, smirking. “Didn’t know we were styling my clothes on you today.”
You rolled your eyes. “Didn’t know I’d be styling someone in their own damn apartment.”
“Worked out, though.”
You heard Max and Keegan arguing in a different room, it sounded like they were playing videogames. 
You were glad the doorbell rang, it was your colleague with the clothes. It was very normal for celebrities to request their fittings at their homes, so she didn’t question it. 
The fitting itself was smooth—thankfully, he didn’t push too much. When you stepped back to check the final look, he tilted his head.
“You’re quiet today.”
You met his eyes, unamused. “I have a headache.”
“From drinking?”
“No. From you.”
Lando laughed. “Fair.”
You finished up quickly, more than ready to get out of there.
“Alright,” you said, taking a step back. “You’re done. I’ll see you at the event.” You still had to go the LV office before, and were going to the event from there.
Lando just looked at you, something unreadable flickering behind his eyes. “Looking forward to it.”
You popped your head into the gaming room to say goodbye to Keegan and Max, too focused on their video game and stream, mumbling something like ‘’See you soon’’. They wouldn’t be going to tonight’s event, but they would be at enough other things in Monaco this week and weekend. You were glad they were around again, missing the friendships during your work at Quadrant.
-
The venue was extravagant—glistening chandeliers, perfectly curated floral arrangements, and guests dressed in luxury from head to toe. Louis was always extravagant, but this was Louis at Monaco, you hadn’t seen something like this before.
Lando was already there, talking to a group of people, glass of champagne in hand, his fitted suit a sharp contrast to the playful persona he usually carried. He had a way of looking effortlessly put together.
And yet, there was something about how easily he slipped into the role of charming, high-profile athlete that irritated you. He looked good—you knew he would. You had styled him. But it still annoyed you to see him flashing those perfect smiles for the cameras, working the crowd like it was effortless. It didn’t help you were still feeling hungover.
So, you did what you never did at events. You drank.
Not recklessly, just enough to take the edge off. 
"I liked my clothes better on you" Lando said, his gaze dragging over you in a way that felt deliberate. You had obviously changed into something else back at the LV office.
"Guess you can dress yourself again then" you replied, keeping your tone neutral.
He laughed, taking a sip of his drink. "Nah, I like all the attention your outfits get me"
You rolled your eyes.
The night went on, and you did your best to avoid him—not in an obvious way, but enough to keep some distance. It was necessary. 
But, of course, it was impossible to ignore him completely.
And then, the final blow—
You reached for your bag, instinctively searching for your keycard, only to realize—
Shit.
Your stomach dropped. You had left it at his apartment.
And, as if the universe was just as cruel as Lando, he already knew.
"Problem?" Lando’s voice came from just behind you, close enough that you felt his breath against your ear.
You should have been startled, but instead, your pulse just kicked up. You turned slightly, exhaling sharply. "I left my keycard at your place."
Lando smirked. "Looks like you’ll have to come home with me, then."
You shot him a look. "I could just ask the front desk for a new one."
"You could." He leaned in slightly, voice dropping lower. "But then you wouldn’t have an excuse to come over again."
Your stomach twisted. You hated the way he said it—like he knew what he was doing to you.
You huffed, tilting your chin up. "I don’t need an excuse."
His smirk widened. "Then let’s go."
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Lando unlocked the door to his apartment, stepping inside and tossing his keys onto the counter. "Make yourself at home," he said, amusement laced in his voice.
You shot him a glare, slipping off your heels. "Not funny."
"Little bit funny."
You ignored him, going straight for the living room where you had probably left your keycard earlier. But before you could grab it, Lando was suddenly there, leaning against the couch, watching you with an expression you really didn’t trust.
"You know," he started, and you could already tell he was going to say something stupid. "At this rate, you should just move in."
You glared at him. "Shut up."
He laughed, but then his eyes flickered down—just briefly, just enough to make your breath hitch.
He smirked, his hands slipping into his pockets like he wasn’t affected. Like he wasn’t standing close enough that you could smell the mix of his cologne and whatever alcohol still lingered on him.
"Okay, got it. Leaving now."
Lando leaned against the doorframe, blocking the way.
"Are you?"
You narrowed your eyes. "Yes?"
He tilted his head, grinning. "You sure? You do basically live here now."
Lando was suddenly close. Closer than he had been all night. Hands grazing your waist, fingers trailing up your spine.
“Lando,” you warned, voice quieter than you intended.
He tilted his head. “Yeah?”
You could feel his breath against your skin.
“I—”
And then, suddenly, his hands were on your zipper.
"Think I can handle this one," he murmured against your lips.
A breathless laugh escaped you, but it was lost in the way he kissed you—deeper, needier.
Lando’s hands found your waist, pulling you against him, his grip firmer this time, like he wasn’t afraid you’d pull away. 
And this time, you didn’t stop it, you weren’t sure if it was the lack of energy or the drinks you had.
It was messy and rushed again, seemingly unplanned, and before it could go any further, you heard stumbling and a door opening. You quickly stepped away.
‘’Lando, that you?’’ Max emerged from the bedroom, still half asleep.
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WN: guysss sorry it took so long!! long chapter to make up for it. I actually have many chapters and ideas for this story but I just want able to finalize to post because I was busy. Hope you enjoy it!! xx
tl: @freyathehuntress @linnygirl09 @sarx164 @joannaln4 @widow-cevans @444-leqz @laneyspaulding19 @mayax2o07
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next in line.
pairings: lando norris + verstappen female reader.
summary: your brother announces his first baby, suddenly everyone’s eyes are on you. the teasing starts as harmless fun, but life has other plans.
faceclaim: lila moss.⠀warning: none.
request: for a smau idea, can you do verstappen!reader that just found out that her brother's gonna be a dad and is just excited maybe a reader x lando? and the grid teases her telling her she's next?
notes: so so happy for max, i’m sure he’s gonna be an amazing dad. and to make clear, i do not support kelly’s actions but i respect her as max’s partner and mother of their kid. also, i’m really sorry this took so long, i didn’t had my laptop :( but i do now!
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ynverstappen i’m going to be an aunt, AGAIN!!! congratulations to the best brother in the world and my sister-in-law for blessing us with a tiny human. can’t wait to meet my future favourite little one. 🤍
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username this got me thinking she was expecting as well, the GASP i let out 💀
maxverstappen1 best brother in the world? finally getting the recognition i deserve
username the fact he commented this first, so unserious 😭😭
username1 i was so moved by the caption and now i’m laughing
maxverstappen1 ik houd van je, kleine zus!!! (i love you, little sister)
ynverstappen ik hou altijd van je, you’re going to be an amazing dad!! (i love you too)
username2 FAVES
username3 my most parasocial relationship are them because i feel like they’re my cousins
kellypiquet thank you!! 🥹 baby can’t wait to meet their favourite aunt
ynverstappen stop it i’ll cry
username they’re so sweet with each other
username4 OMG congrats to your family!!! can’t wait to see the cutest baby pics
landonorris i’m next in line to become an uncle
ynverstappen i hope you’re ready for all the babysitting we’ll be doing!!
username5 wait... does this mean lando and yn are next?
username6 imagine the chaos if they had a baby too 😭😭
maxfewtrell chaos? more like pure excellence the world’s not ready
landonorris couldn’t agree more
ynverstappen you’re BANNED from my posts
username7 do you guys think i still have time to reincarnate in that baby?
username8 MOVE, it was my idea first
danielricciardo aunt for now, mum next?
ynverstappen delete this immediately
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landonorris just say the word babe
ynverstappen STOPPPP
landonorris i meannn, i was already planning our baby names list, but take your time
ynverstappen keep the list, i’m busy trying to decide between napping or rewatch criminal minds
maxverstappen1 we’re just preparing you for the future
ynverstappen future? i was planning on sleeping past 11 AM, thank you very much
ynverstappen but sure, let’s add kids to the list!
victoriaverstappen you’re next! the family is ready for some mini-you
ynverstappen okay that is kinda cute
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landonorris four years with my person, my best friend, and the love of my life. here’s to many more!! i love youuuuu
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lnfour nice number that one
ynverstappen beyond grateful for you every single day, love you more than anything!! <3 ♥︎ liked by author
landonorris love youUuUu
maxfewtrell you two have made it 4 years and not killed each other? impressive
ynverstappen jerk, we’re literally the best couple
username SPEAK UR TRUTH 🗣️
username2 seeing you two together makes me believe in love and what
carlossainz55 yeah, how’s that baby talk going?
ynverstappen can we just enjoy the anniversary without being bombarded about children
landonorris hey!! it’s a valid question
sophiekumpen watching you grow together has been such a joy ♥︎ liked by author
landonorris we couldn’t have done it without all your support 🩶
username3 this is the cutest thing i’ve seen all day
username4 sooo, where’s the baby update?
georgerussell63 you better be sending out wedding invites soon... you know i’ll be waiting ♥︎ liked by author
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username6 OH IM SO EXCITED
maxverstappen1 maybe we can get the baby a matching anniversary onesie
landonorris don’t tempt me!!
username6 you’re worse than the actual mother 😭😭
alex_albon he is and we appreciate it
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maxfewtrell she has that pregnancy glow
landonorris she says: fuck off
maxfewtrell so lovely as always 🥰
charles_leclerc is the shrimp carrying a baby shrimp?
landonorris i don’t think so but stay tuned!
charles_leclerc 🫡
ynverstappen shrimp 😭😭 you’re unbelievable
landonorris you’re MY shrimp, tho
ynverstappen i know i love u
landonorris special shrimp
ynverstappen yes
landonorris mama shrimp
ynverstappen too far babe
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danielricciardo i’m assuming shrimp is code for ‘future mum’ now?
ynverstappen lando’s been calling me shrimp since FOREVER
danielricciardo for obvious reasons, you kinda look like one
ynverstappen you’re relentless
oscarpiastri you can’t escape forever, you know
ynverstappen i can and i WILL
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ynverstappen we <3 new york
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alex_albon this feels like a soft launch for a baby announcement
ynverstappen in WHAT world
alex_albon i don’t know, everyone says new york is romantic
ynverstappen no one has EVER said that
carlossainz55 you two look like you’re scouting locations for a babymoon
ynverstappen STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS
landonorris i do like the sound of that ♥︎ liked by author
ynverstappen no you don’t
username she says that and yet likes all the baby related comments 😭😭
landonorris do you think we’ll get a discount if we book the babymoon now? asking for a friend
ynverstappen i’ll throw you in the ocean
username2 LMAOO he’s not even subtle about it
maxfewtrell baby’s first visit to the empire state? 👶🏻
landonorris give us nine months, mate
username3 savannah slow down
username4 y’all are a little too cute and i love it
username5 REAL like those are my parents
oscarpiastri if you name the baby after me i’ll babysit for free. think about it
landonorris oscar norris-verstappen it is!!!
ynverstappen first of all, my last name would go first
ynverstappen second, you were my favourite, oscar
ynverstappen and i remark WERE
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username he has called her his muse a million times and it gets me every time 🥹
ynverstappen love love love ♥︎ liked by author
lando.jpg 🖤
danielricciardo your family portraits are coming along nicely. just missing one thing…
lando.jpg i’ll admit that would make a good christmas card ♥︎ liked by ynverstappen
username2 u don’t even TRY to be subtle, huh? lmaooo
username3 someone pls tell him he’s not slick 😭😭
username4 you two are the cutest
username5 okay dad in training, we see you!!
username6 they can’t escape baby talk even online i’m CRYING
username7 husband AND dad material, i don’t make the rules ♥︎ liked by author
username8 him liking this he’s NOT real
username9 this man is ready, someone call yn
charles_leclerc dog dad today, human dad tomorrow 👀
ynverstappen tomorrow’s a bit ambitious, but thanks for the timeline
username she’s not saying no—
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degenbrat · 2 days ago
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LEMONADE | fic (DR3)
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description: as much as he would miss the high-stakes lifestyle of formula 1, daniel ricciardo is ready to start fresh. and the perfect start seems to be in his hometown, where a little girl is running a lemonade stand.
tropes: meet-cute, happy ending, lemonade stand au!, single mum!reader
face claim: none
trigger warnings: mature content (!!), swearing
| note: i love dr3 soooo much y'all, i hope i did him justice 🫶
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It all started with the lemonade stand.
A young girl, probably five or six years old, with curly brown braids tied up in pink ribbons, was standing by its side. She stood at attention like a miniature soldier, her eyes watching the street for potential customers.
The hand-painted sign swinging from the top read "Leia's Lemonade Stand" in blocky yellow writing, and a giant beaker of the refreshment was perched on the counter.
Daniel was intrigued. He patted his pockets, looking for any spare change, and found a wad of bills. "Hey," he greeted the little girl, who looked up at him with owlishly large eyes. "I'd like to buy some lemonade? One glass, please."
She beamed, dashing behind the counter to hand him a cool glass filled with sugary yellow liquid. "That'll be two dollars!"
"Here you go," Daniel said, counting out the money and leaving her some extra change, handing it to her. "Thank you for your service."
As Daniel was turning to leave, you walked up to the girl, who was your carbon copy, just a decade or two younger. You were her mother, Daniel assumed. "What do we say, Leia?" you asked, a proud smile evident on your face.
"Thank you and you're welcome!" Leia chirped.
Daniel took a sip of the cool refreshment, sighing in contentment. "This is delicious stuff. Did she make it herself?" he asked you.
"I helped out a bit, but most of this was done herself."
He outstretched his hand. "I'm Daniel."
"Y/N," you replied, taking it. "I haven't seen you around before. Did you just move here?"
Daniel shook his head, trying to formulate an answer. "I just moved back from, uh...out of the country."
"Oh?" you inquired. "I'm jealous, I've never lived outside of Perth. My parents were born here, I was born here, and now Leia was born here. It's tradition, I guess."
He laughed. "Perth is a nice place. The rest of the world is overrated."
"At least you've experienced it," you griped.
Daniel huffed out a breath, reminiscing on his years of fast-paced travel. City after city, country after country. He never stayed in one place for long. "Yeah, I suppose so. Have you really never been outside of Perth?"
You lowered your head, self-conscious. "I mean, I've visited Melbourne for a weekend girl's trip, but my life has been pretty busy ever since I had Leia. And her father...doesn't help out."
Daniel's attention sparked at the mention of Leia's father. "Is he around?"
You twisted your lips in consternation. "He's alive, but he skipped town shortly after Leia was born. Said he was destined for greater things, or some shitty statement like that. I don't remember, and frankly, I do not care. Leia and I get on just fine."
Daniel grinned. "I can tell." He set the glass back down on the counter, and Leia picked it up, putting it under the stand to be washed and cleaned later. "Thanks for the lemonade. Keep up the good work, hm?" he said to her, and she gave him two enthusiastic thumbs-up.
"I'll see you around?" you asked, hopefully in a casual tone.
Daniel nodded, giving you a cheesy wink. "Of course."
Two days later
The doorbell rung half past noon, and you checked the peephole to see who was there. Daniel. He was shifting nervously, wringing his hands out. "To what do I owe the pleasure?" you greeted him, stepping aside so he could enter the house.
"I was wondering if I could get another glass of the lemonade? Leia's done an amazing job with it."
You sighed sorrowfully. "We're all out, sorry. Leia has just started school again, so we haven't continued the business. Maybe we'll make some more during the weekend?"
Daniel pouted. "That blows. I've been looking for a way to talk to you again."
"Sorry." You shrugged one shoulder, and then you realized what Daniel had said. "Pardon me, what did you say?"
Daniel's eyes widened, his face reddening with embarrassment. "Uh, I was hoping to chat with you a bit? If that's alright? I don't want to intrude."
You shook your head, leading him into the living room. A variety of Leia's toys were scattered about, and you bent down to pick them up and move them out of the way. "It's OK, don't worry. My job's remote, so I don't have to leave or anything. Not until two, when Leia comes home from school."
"Great," Daniel said, sitting down on the couch beside you. "I've been bored out of my mind since I've come back to Perth."
You swallowed, not exactly sure of how to respond. "Yeah? Is your past haunting you or something?"
Daniel chuckled. "Not exactly. I'm just used to a lot of hustle-and-bustle, and Perth...isn't really delivering on that."
"Where did you work?" you asked.
He fidgeted with his hands. "Er...I used to be a Formula One driver. I know, wild, but yeah. DR3." He laughed again, but this time it was dry and full of resentment.
Your eyebrows shot up in surprise. "Formula One? My sister's obsessed with it. Wow, that's really cool."
"Yeah, it is. But they moved on to better talent, and now I'm back here." He slouched down, avoiding your gaze.
You gently nudged his shoulder. "Well, I'm glad you've returned and that we've met."
He gave you a wan half-smile.
For another hour, you two chatted away, talking about your past, about Leia, and about your hobbies. You told him about your Star Wars obsession (aka the reason why you'd chosen the name Leia for your daughter), showing him the vintage R2D2 toy you kept on your bookshelf. In return, he told you about how he used to go fishing with his parents in Lake Monger and about some of his F1 exploits.
Eventually, the alarm you set to keep track of when to pick Leia up went off, marking the end of your conversation. "I've got to go," you apologized.
"It's no problem." Daniel waved a hand, brushing you off. "Here's my number in case you want to keep in touch?" He wrote it down on a piece of paper and handed it to you.
"Thanks," you said, flustered.
"See you around, Y/N," he said as he stepped out the front door.
Text messages between Daniel and Y/N (Takes place a week to two months after their first meeting)
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"Come on, Leia," you urged your daughter as you led her through a thick crowd of people in the airport. "Don't let go of my hand."
Daniel was in front, leading you towards the exit, where a glossy crimson Ferrari was parked. "Here we go." He opened the door for you, sliding beside you and helping to buckle Leia in.
You smiled at him. "Thanks so much for inviting us."
"No problem, darling."
The pet name sent a curl of heat through your core, and you looked out the window so you wouldn't have to respond. The view was stunning: metallic skyscrapers, a bustling city center. You couldn't believe that this was what you were missing out on your whole life.
About twenty minutes later, the car stopped in front of a sleek modern hotel. You saw Daniel's mum wave at you, and swallowed roughly. You prayed that she would like you.
"Leia, be nice," you chastised her before you disembarked from the car. "Use your manners."
Leia bobbed her head up and down. "I know, Mum."
When you walked over, Daniel's mum immediately struck up a conversation with you, pulling you into a tight embrace. "I'm Grace!" she introduced herself. "And this must be little Leia." She bent down to shake Leia's hand. "You look just like her."
"Thanks," you replied. "It's nice to meet you."
Grace put her hand on her heart. "Danny's told me all about you. I'm happy to see that you're exactly as I hoped."
Your gaze whipped to Daniel, who turned even redder. One more shade, and he could pass for a bearded tomato. "Really?"
"Yep!" Grace clapped Daniel on the back. "He loves you."
You blinked, but didn't blurt anything out. "We should probably head inside."
Daniel nodded fervently. "I agree."
That night
"You want to explain to me what your mum told me?" you probed Daniel, crossing your arms over your chest.
Daniel covered his face with his hands. "Fuck, Y/N, I'm sorry. She's not a good secret keeper."
"Are you saying that she was lying?"
His eyes peeked out from behind his palms. "Do you want me to say no?"
"Tell me the truth," you scolded.
Daniel sighed and took a step closer to you. "She wasn't. Ever since I saw you at that lemonade stand, I thought you were the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. You're funny, and strong, and independent. I want to prove to you that I won't be like the other one. I'm here to stay."
Without a second's worth of hesitation, you tugged on his shirt collar, pulling him down to your height, and kissed him. He moaned softly, his arms snaking around your waist and caging you against the wall. "Fuck, Y/N."
The kiss became more passionate as you tangled your fingers in Daniel's brown curls, and his own found the swell of your breasts underneath your shirt. "You're so perfect," he murmured softly. "Can I?"
You nodded, at a loss for words. Daniel lifted your shirt over your head, revealing the lacy pink bra you were wearing. "Fuck, I'm going to come in my pants like a schoolboy right now. My God, you're a fucking work of art."
You unbuttoned his shirt and loosened the waistband of his pants, letting them fall to the floor. Daniel picked you up, placing you on the bed. "The door's locked," he assured you when you opened your mouth. "If we're quiet, Leia won't know anything."
"Good," you whispered. "I don't want to traumatize her."
He laughed, and kissed you again on the collarbone. Carefully, he placed your hands above your head and said, "I want to have sex with you. Is that OK?"
"You don't have to ask, Daniel," you rasped.
Daniel shook his head. "Yes, I do. Consent is not a laughing matter, darling."
You expelled a breath in faux-annoyance, and he continued his mission. One slow thrust, and he was in you, filling your pussy and making you groan with pleasure. "Daniel..."
"Does it hurt?" he asked worriedly. "I'll go slower."
You twisted your head to look at him. "No, it's fine. Just...not used to this. It's been a while."
He pecked you on the forehead, his arms caressing the curves of your skin. "I won't hurt you, I promise."
He drove into you, the movements firm and sure. Soon, you felt the tidal wave of pleasure build up in you like an insistent hum. "Daniel, I'm going to..." you trailed off, the sentence ending with another moan.
Daniel kissed you on the temple, the touch exactly what you needed to tumble over the edge. "Let go for me, darling."
And so you did, the orgasm rippling over you and making you shudder with satisfaction.
He pulled out a moment later, his own orgasm succeeding yours, and he flopped down beside you, one arm wresting you closer to him. "You're stunning."
"When I'm all fucked out?" you teased.
Daniel played with a loose strand of your hair, his eyes bright with happiness. "Yep."
"You're so silly, Daniel," you poked fun at him, tapping his nose twice.
He flicked your nose, and stated the very obvious fact, "But you adore me."
Three weeks later
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Daniel clutched the bouquet of tulips in his hand, suddenly nervous. It wasn't the first time he had taken you out on a date. Hell, it wasn't even the second time. Yet each and every time, he was terrified.
You were perfect.
And he was...he was Daniel, the former F1 driver for four teams.
"Thanks for picking me up," you told him as he ushered you to his car. "I really appreciate it."
He gave you a quick kiss on the forehead. "No problem, darling."
You sat down, and then readjusted your position, feeling something poking your back. It was a box.
"Not a ring," he promised when he saw your expression. "I wouldn't have you accidentally sit on your engagement ring, darling."
You scowled at him, but popped open the top. A beautiful ruby necklace gleamed up at you, and you let out a gasp.
"It's my mother's. She wanted you to have it," Daniel told you.
"Wow, Daniel. This is...breath-taking." You hugged him.
"Just like you," he flirted, and you rolled your eyes. "It's the truth."
You extricated the necklace from the box and clipped it around your neck. "How does it look?"
"Perfect." He kissed you on the lips, one hand nestled on the crook of your jaw. "And all mine."
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𝐖𝐡at Happens 𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐬… | 𝐎𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫 𝐏𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢
SUMMARY★ the internet gets suspicious after Oscar Piastri’s childhood best friend shows up to the USA GP after swearing off races a year ago…
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y/nusername home sweet home *read in southern mama accent*
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oscarpiastri: hey! no way i’m going to be there too what a coincidence!
➜ y/nusername: its not a coincidence im stalking you
➜ oscarpiastri: 😀 what.
y/nbff: tell me you’re joking
➜ y/nusername: lemme tell you something... LEMME TELL YOU SUMTHING!
user1234: why does @y/nbff sound mad? Did she not tell her bsf or something?
➜ user999: don’t quote me on this but i’m pretty sure it has to do with the drama about y/n and her ex.
➜ user 1234: wait what?!? Im new what is that???
➜ f1updatesfans: well like i think 2 years ago y/n was seen around with this guy while she was in Austin (her home town) for the USA race.
➜ f1updatesfans: Then suddenly he like disappeared and y/n didn’t go to another race since. but now apparently she’s going to this one??? it’s all very speculative but yeah.
➜ user1234: ok but what does y/n have to do with formula one? Wait was she dating a driver?
➜ f1updatesfans: No! I dont think so... And shes Oscar’s friend I think. Best friend.
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Once y/n got off of the plane and through the gate, she stood waiting for Oscar. Considering he was already in town for the race, he had no problem coming to get her. They were best friends after all.
y/n had a hand on her suitcase and leaned against a pillar. She looked worn out and utterly tired. Her eye bags could practically be called carry-on luggage. She rested her head on the wall and scrolled through her contacts before choosing Oscar's name.
Her phone only rang once before Oscar's voice answered from the other side.
"Hey, y/n." He said in his signature sweet tone that always made y/n smile. The corner of her mouth lifted at his voice while she closed her eyes. Maybe tired was an understatement.
She was exhausted. Usually she just sleeps on planes, but for the whole 6-hour trip she never dozed off. The closest she got was simply closing her eyes.
She couldn't sleep. Not when she was so worried about what would happen once she landed.
"Yeah, hey Oscar." she murmured, and let out a long yawn. "My gate is A6." She held her phone between her shoulder and cheek while she tried to fish out her wallet from her purse.
"You good? You sound tired. Or sad. I can't really tell over the phone." Oscar spoke through the speaker pressed up against her ear.
"Yes, I'm fine..." Once she found her wallet, she pulled out cash to buy something to drink at the mini market across from her gate.
"Oh, I see you! Stop walking I'm coming to your right now." Oscar said quickly. Y/n looked around her, trying to find him. Eventually, she spotted his familiar smile.
They both hung up the phone as Oscar got closer. He was smiling at her, almost smirking really. When he stood next to her, he took a moment to look at her state, no doubt remembering it to make fun of later.
Y/n smiled back and then continued walking to the minimarket, with Oscar alongside her.
Once she got her water, they both started walking towards the exit.
"Here, I can take this." Oscar stopped y/n and put his hand on top of her hand which was holding her suitcase. His touch felt familiar and warm. His hands always felt rougher than they looked, but y/n felt comfort in knowing it was Oscar. At first, she didn't speak.
She was too busy staring at their hands because something different was happening.
She felt different. Suddenly, she wanted his hand to never leave. She wanted his hand to grab hers and lace their fingers. She wanted his hand to touch her more.
She shook her head and looked away from their hands. She must be really tired, and sleep deprived.
Instead of agreeing verbally, y/n just let go, suddenly conscious of Oscar's burning touch, and nodded, letting him take her suitcase.
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oscarpiastri shut up
landonorris *my future boyfriend
➜ ynusername LANDO WHAT! is this a hard launch for you two???? wdym your bf
➜ landonorris WAIT HAHA NO I MEANT MY AS IT YOURS
➜ landonorris I WAS CORRECTING YOU AS YOU
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"Who are you texting?" Y/n asked casually, wanting to start conversation. She sat comfortable in a sofa across from him. Originally, they were both laying down on the sofa's facing each other, a table in the middle.
But once Oscar got the first message, he sat up quickly.
At one point y/n caught him looking at her, with the most confused face she's seen on him, but he just went back to typing.
"What?" His head shot up from his phone, and his eyes got wide.
"I asked who you were texting." She replied. Y/n sat up slowly, matching him and then leaned in, with her elbows on her knees, hands clasped together.
"Oh. um. no one. Just Lando"
"Oh ok." This conversation was just making her more bored, and she wanted to talk to Oscar. There was a beat of silence before she spoke again. "What about?"
"Hmm?" Oscar seemed extremely distracted.
"What about?"
Instead of answering, he ran a hand through his hair and looked down. Y/n was going to ask what was wrong but he suddenly stood up and walked around the sofa.
He was still silent, and he changed positions to now stand behind the sofa and leaned on back, arm folded, facing away from her.
"Osc-" Y/n was going to ask why he was so distracted, but he cut her off.
He turned around, now looking her in the eye. "y/n can I ask you something?"
Now y/n was worried, because what could be on his mind that he needed to ask her about.
"Of course, Osc"
Oscar looked at her as she waited for his question. Like really looked at her. She was wearing Mclaren merch with his number on the back of course. She looked gorgeous. The realization made Oscar run a hand through his hair again, no doubt messing it up this time.
"It's kind of personal, y/n. I understand why you haven't said anything about it before. It's your personal life and I want you to know that i understand."
"Oscar what-"
"Is your ex in Austin?"
Y/n was surprised to say the least. She knew that questions about her past relationship would come up, but Oscar asking was surprising. She told him last year about how her ex broke up with her.
She was devastated. He had broken up with her over the phone, on the way back from last year's Austin Grand Prix. His reasons were stupid, and his apologies sounded incredibly forced.
She immediately called Oscar and told him everything. Well, everything except from his name. Oscar can be protective when it comes to y/n, so she kept her ex's name secret. It sounds stupid now that she thinks about it because even if Oscar did get mad, he would never do anything Y/n didn't like.
"Yeah. He's here, in Austin, but I haven't talked to him at all. You know what he did, and I want nothing to do with him." Y/n didn't know why she was trying to explain herself so much. She felt like she needed to make it known that there was nothing between her and her ex anymore. What this had to do with Oscar? she didn't know.
He nodded and walked towards her. They both sat next to each other on the small sofa while Oscar overthought everything.
"You want nothing to do with him? like at all? because Lando was making me think that you were possibly here to get back together with him..." He needed to know for sure.
"What? Oscar not of course. Why would Lando think that?"
"I don't know." he was going to run a hand through his hand for the third time, but y/n grabbed his wrist instead. She held his hand softly and intertwined their fingers.
Oscar felt relieved. Y/n was probably wondering why Oscar had so many sudden questions about her love life, but neither of them brought up the suddenness of the conversation. They instead sat close together; hands intertwined, hoping that the other couldn't tell how fast their heart is beating at the they're simple touch.
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oscarpiastri new merch that even I'd wear (it's a white shirt, get it?)
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ynusername cool now I have another shirt i can steal
➜ oscarpiastri get your own! https://mclaren.com
➜ oscarpiastri hope this helps!
➜ ynusername you're going to give it to me anyways I know it
➜ oscarpiastri probably...
landonorris @.ynusername where have you beeeeeen I haven't seen you all weekend
➜ ynusername clearing my calendar for you right now!
➜ landonorris tell oscar to stop keeping you to himself!!!
➜ oscarpiastri no go away
➜ landonorris *cough* jealous *cough*
➜ oscarpiastri 😐 that’s enough
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2 days later, and neither Y/n nor Oscar had made any progress on acknowledging their feelings. Even the internet and gossip columns knew more about it them each other.
a/n:
just a small smau i wanted to try. i’ve never done one of these types of stories, so sorry if its bad or confusing!
not sure if i’ll do a part 2…do we like?
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degenbrat · 3 days ago
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dad!franco!!!!! 🩷🩷🩷
The Best Of Both Worlds
franco colapinto x reader
or... the one where he’s a papá’s boy with his mama’s heart
word count : 1.2k
warning : none, english is not my first language!!!
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you never thought you’d find yourself here so soon, but you wouldn’t trade it for the world. becoming parents at such a young age with franco was something you both never really planned, but the moment you found out you were expecting, it was as though life had given you a new purpose. little matteo was your world now. and as much as you loved every moment of motherhood, there was something about how much he adored his papa that always made you smile.
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the first time you noticed it was a quiet morning. the sun was just starting to peek through the curtains, and you were sitting on the couch with a cup of coffee in hand. franco was still asleep, and teo, now a toddler, was playing with his toys on the living room floor. you watched him carefully as he played around, picking up different toys and babbling to himself in his baby language.
suddenly, his attention shifted. he dropped his toy, his chubby little hands outstretched as he waddled straight towards the hallway. you knew exactly what he was up to. franco had just stirred awake, and without fail, the little boy heard the smallest movement coming from the bedroom. teo always wanted to be wherever his papá was.
“papá,” teo babbled, patting at the bedroom door, too short to reach the handle. he looked back at you with wide, expectant eyes. “papá!”
you couldn’t help but smile at how determined he was. you put down your coffee and picked teo up, carrying him into the bedroom where franco was just sitting up in bed, groggy but smiling at the sight of the two of you.
“someone’s been looking for you,” you said, placing teo on the bed next to him. franco chuckled, his voice still rough with sleep, but the love in his eyes was unmistakable as he scooped teo into his arms.
“hey, peque,” franco said softly, ruffling his son’s messy bed hair. teo immediately snuggled into franco’s chest, his little fingers clutching at his papa’s shirt as if he’d never let go. “missed me already, ai?”
teo giggled, resting his cheek against franco’s chest, his eyes already fluttering shut again in the warmth of his papa’s embrace.
“seems like someone’s a daddy’s boy this morning,” you teased, though there was no jealousy in your voice. you loved how close they were. franco glanced up at you with a smirk.
“he’s just like me,” he said, pressing a kiss to the top of teo’s head, “can’t resist staying close to
his loved ones.”
you joined them on the bed, and even though teo was already dozing off in franco’s arms, his little hand reached out for you, holding onto your finger as he settled back into sleep.
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the second time was later in the week, when franco had just come back from a long day of training. he was tired, you could see it in the way his shoulders slumped, but the moment he walked through the door, teo’s eyes lit up like it was the best part of his day.
“papá!” teo squealed, scrambling off the couch as fast as his little legs would take him. he nearly tripped over his own feet in his excitement.
franco dropped his bag by the door and immediately bent down to catch his son in a hug, lifting him up in the air as teo erupted into fits of giggles. you watched them from the kitchen, smiling to yourself as you prepared dinner.
“how’s my little guy?” franco asked, swinging teo around in a circle before pulling him close. teo wrapped his arms around franco’s neck, practically clinging to him like a little koala. “did you miss me today?”
teo nodded, burying his face in franco’s shoulder. “papá!”
you watched the way franco’s tiredness melted away the moment he held teo. it didn’t matter how exhausted he was; the moment teo was in his arms, franco seemed to come alive again, his energy renewed by the love of his son.
“you know, mama missed me today too,” franco said softly, looking over at you with a soft smile. you walked over to them, wiping your hands on a towel before leaning in to press a kiss to franco’s cheek and then to teo’s forehead.
“he’s been talking about you all day,” you said, giving teo a gentle tickle on his side. he squirmed, giggling, but didn’t let go of franco. “papá this, papá that.”
franco laughed, rubbing soothing circles on teo’s back. “is that right?”
“mhm. but he was a good boy. he helped me bake cookies,” you added, and franco’s eyes lit up at that.
“cookies? for me?” franco gasped, and teo’s head shot up, nodding eagerly.
“cookies!” teo repeated, looking from you to franco with wide, excited eyes.
“you did so good helping mama,” you said, brushing a hand through teo’s hair. “but now, I think papá needs some rest, don’t you?”
teo pouted, clinging a little tighter to franco, clearly not wanting to let go. franco chuckled, rubbing his back.
“it’s okay, little man,” franco said softly, “papá’s not going anywhere.”
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later that evening, after dinner, teo still wouldn’t leave franco’s side. the two of them were sitting on the couch, teo curled up in franco’s lap as they watched cartoons together. every now and then, teo would glance over at you, reaching out for you with a sleepy smile. and when you sat next to them, he stretched his tiny arms out, wanting both of you at once.
“he’s getting needier by the day,” you chuckled, pressing a kiss to franco’s shoulder. “can’t decide if he’s a daddy’s or mama’s boy.”
“why not both?” franco said, smiling as he leaned down to kiss your forehead. “he’s got the best of both worlds, after all.”
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the third time was in the middle of the night. teo was teething, and the poor thing had been fussing all evening. you and franco had tried everything - soothing him, giving him teething toys, rocking him back to sleep - but nothing seemed to calm him down for long.
eventually, franco took teo into his arms, swaying gently back and forth in the dim light of the nursery. you stood by the door, watching as franco murmured soft words to him, his voice a quiet lull that seemed to finally settle teo.
“it’s okay, cariño,” franco whispered, “papá’s here.”
teo’s cries quieted, and franco sat down in the rocking chair, holding teo close as the little boy snuggled into his chest, his tiny fingers gripping franco’s shirt. franco looked up at you with a tired, but loving smile.
“he’s okay,” franco said softly, and you walked over, sitting beside them. you placed your hand on teo’s back, rubbing soothing circles as his breathing evened out, his little face peaceful again.
“he’s always okay when he’s with you,” you whispered, smiling as you leaned your head against franco’s shoulder. “he loves his papá.”
“he loves his mama too,” franco replied, his voice full of warmth as he glanced down at your son. “he’s lucky. he’s got both of us.”
as you watched the two of them together, you couldn’t help but feel an overwhelming sense of gratitude. no matter how hard parenting could be, moments like these made it all worth it. your little family, your boys - you had everything you could ever need.
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a/n : my ass hurts from falling on the ice 💔
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the second account.
pairings: franco colapinto + singer female reader.
summary: after franco accidentally exposes his secret twitter account, fans accuse him of being delusional about his supposed relationship with you.
faceclaim: malina weissman.⠀warning: none.
request: could you make a franco and singer!reader where he "shows off" his girlfriend on his secret twitter acc but her fans don't believe him so she decides to surprise them by finally making a music video of "bed chem" casting him?
notes: messy dates, as usual. a brief use of gracie abrams for the music video part. and i know franco would put everything in spanish but it had to be in english for u guys. thank you so much for the request, i had a lot of fun making it. :)
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translations: “every time she sings i forget how to breath, do you guys think it’s a medical condition” “my pretty princess” “check out her eyes, dude” “good morning to my girlfriend and my girlfriend only” “i’m head over heels for her what do i do” “no one sings like she does, man”
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yndaily day 1 of using @/francolapinto’s tweets as captions: “imagine waking up and the first thing you see is yn’s face. a dream for you, a reality for me”
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username NOOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY PLS KEEP THIS GOING
username1 if i looked like this, i’d just walk around expecting people to fall in love with me
username2 franco is gonna see this and panic
username3 petition for this to become a daily series until he acknowledges it
username4 it’s crazy how all his tweets work as captions bc he’s LITERALLY a yn fanpage
username5 okay but why is she actually the most beautiful person alive
yourusername i fully support this, keep going
username6 she’s so chronically online IM CRYING
username7 SHES INSANE LMAOOOO
username8 @/francolapinto i get you man
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43updates @yndaily has inspired us to start talking about franco the way he tweets about yn, wish us luck
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43updates guys what if i’m actually yn and i’m doing this to bother him
username9 i’ve never seen you and yn on the same room
43updates 👀
43updates joke it can’t be me, i’m clearly unemployed… like SOMEONE I KNOW
username8 PLEASE let’s make him experience the secret account treatment
username7 he has created monsters i fear
francolapinto i suddenly understand how this might have looked from the outside, PARAAÁ
francolapinto but i mean, if you’re gonna do it, go all in. but NO ONE, can talk about me the way i talk about her
username6 LMAO, yeah okay, ‘her’, you mean the girl you run a fan account for?
username5 are u confirming or denying this i’m confused
username4 girl we need receipts, you look delusional
username3 we’ve been through this already, no one believes you 😭😭
username2 franco finally getting a taste of his own medicine
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yourusername bed chem video drops tomorrow!! 🌟 i couldn’t be more excited for you all to see it. it’s one of my favorite projects yet, and i had the best co-star.
also, since you guys are basically detectives. yes, this is my boyfriend. yes, he’s been running an account to talk about me this whole time. and no, i did not ask him to do that. but i was aware of it and i love him.
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yourusername p.s. he’s been mentally preparing for this moment since the second account incident. be nice to him!!!!
francolapinto please!! i’ve suffered enough
username NO WAY i need a moment
username2 SHE JUST SAID IT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING HELLO??? 😭
username3 “yes, this is my boyfriend” GIRL I HAVE BEEN HAVING A MELTDOWN FOR WEEKS
yoursister you two are perfect together!! 🥹
francolapinto but seriously, every day with you is my favorite. you already know that, but saying it here too just in case, te amo 🤍 ♥︎ liked by author
yourusername i’ll put you in my pocket starting now, te amo más <3
username3 forget it when i said this was one sided…
oliviarodrigo need all the behind-the-scenes footage!!
francolapinto also hi. yes boyfriend here, happy to be included!! ♥︎ liked by author
francolapinto and for the record, my account was NOT a fan account. it was a highly curated appreciation page. there’s a difference
username4 five comments from him, he’s so obsessed 😭😭
username4 the way we all thought he was a lovesick fan and turns out he was just a boyfriend with too much free time
francolapinto i’m trying to not take any offence by this
username5 this is the funniest celebrity hard launch ever
alex_albon wow. shocking. so unexpected. truly a plot twist.
yourusername ❓
username6 she’s so funny for that caption 😭😭
username7 he was running a whole stan account for his own girlfriend and she just let him
username8 his twitter account was a love letter, i’m gonna be sick
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❀ WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE — LN4
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Lando Norris x Reader / est. relationship / library
Syn. Doing the TikTok challenge with your boyfriend. We listen and we don’t judge . . . except we do ;)
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So Lando and I decided to hop on the TikTok trend, filming ourselves all cosy in bed — him in a hoodie, arm around me, and me holding the phone while trying not to crack up.
I hit play and turn to look at Lando. He was examining me while biting down on his laugh a devilish glint in his eyes.
“We listen and we don’t judge.” We say in unison.
“Okay I’ll go first,” I began.
“I once tried on your race suit when you weren’t home.”
“Wait what?” he huffed. “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME?” He hollered, half laughing. He was mad but the dusky pink in his cheeks gave it away.
I held on to his shoulder while trying not to choke on my breath with the way I was giggling at his comical expression.
“Did it fit though?” He asked giggling at the thought of it. “No Lan, your arms are too big,” I replied. I cupped his jaw unable to keep myself from chuckling. “Uh huh, fair.”
“Okay my turn,” Lando said.
“We listen and we don’t judge.”
“I keep screenshots of your texts when you say nice things about me.”
I was rendered speechless. My jaw hung open, warmth gushing to my cheeks with the biggest smile on my face. Lando was already out of frame as he hid his head, quivering down in my lap holding my knees for dear life. His neck was entirely a shade of red.
“Lando…”
“No shut up, don’t make a big deal.”
“But baby that’s so CUTE!” I called out now rubbing the back of his neck. “That’s so sweet. I love you.”
“I love you too.” He murmured now sitting up. “Okay okay next question!”
“We listen and we don’t judge.”
“I keep one of your hoodies in my cars when I miss you during race weeks.”
Now it was Lando’s turn to be speechless. He was thawing into a puddle. Immediately switches to a soft tone.
You do?” eyes crinkling into crescents at the idea of me nuzzling into his hoodie during his absence.
Instantly bombards me with a hug mumbling I love you into my neck — now both of us entirely out of frame.
After prying him off, now Lando entirely clinging to me and a love-struck smile on his face, we proceeded with the challenge.
“I once fake slept so you’d keep playing with my hair.”
He said spinning to me with a proud smile. I huffed at his confession although it made my heart skip a thousand beats.
“YOU LIAR!”
“What?? You were doing it so nicely. Scratching my scalp and shit.”
“So you mean I was sitting there for 20 min—”
“Yes and it felt great.”
I heave a pillow toward him which he successfully swerves with goofy grins on our faces.
“Okay last one,” I said. “We listen and we don’t judge.”
I hang back a bit, shyness overshadowing my demeanour. I clear my throat and barely veer away from Lando.
“Um, I kinda love when you’re all sweaty after a race. It’s disgusting, but it’s also unfairly attractive.”
My voice came out quieter than I aimed at as I looked at Lando. His mouth was barely open as he poked his tongue into his cheek. A cunning snicker appeared on his face.
“Uh-huh,” he plodded closer. “You’re down bad.”
I rolled my eyes at his teasing. Pressing him back by his chest. His body was warm under my fingers.
“Whatever, your turn”
“Alright then, we listen and we don’t judge.”
His demeanour switched to a more assured one this time around. He leaned nearer to me practically only whispering to me.
“I purposely wear gray sweatpants around you because I know you stare.”
My breath clamped in my throat under the gaze he ensnared me in. Before I could say anything he went on.
“I like it when you wake me up like THAT in the morning.”
“Lando STOP,” I whimper into my palms blanketing my face.
“Yeah? Then why are you hiding?” He picked on me. I could hear him sneering at this point.
“I’d give up a podium just to see you smile when you need it.” He declared ultimately.
My groans were hushed as I peeked at him from before my fingers. “You can’t say that.”
He simply chortled and whispered, “Come here, love.” Arms lurking around my waist as the video cut off.
[COMMENTS]
ln4fwdc: ‘I like when you wake me up like that in the morning’ SIR THIS IS A WENDY’S DRIVE-THRU.
user17371818: THE WAY HE LEANS IN AND LOWERS HIS VOICE. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION???
op81girlie: McLaren admin seeing this: ‘we don’t get paid enough for this job.’
maxriss: THE WAY HE SAID THE LAST ONE I JUST KNOW HE MEANS IT.
landoscar481: I just know this man is a PROBLEM behind closed doors.
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degenbrat · 4 days ago
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you and me ― cs55
pairings: carlos sainz jr x long term!gf!reader
summary: you and carlos have been together for seven years now and the fan are disappointed that there’s still no ring, oh but they are so wrong
warnings: insta comment section hate, swearing
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yourusername my man 😍
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carlossainz55 only yours forever ❤️
yourusername i love you sm
user1 the lipstick swatches on carlos’ hands omg 😍
user2 i swear i just want a love like theirs
user3 fr like these two make me feel so single 😭😭
landonorris alexa play “that should be me”
yourusername 💀💀
landonorris i was here first
yourusername and yet i’m the one whose name he screams every night :)
user4 yn my goat
user5 they’re cute and all i agree but they’ve been together for like seven years now and there’s still no ring
user6 marriage doesn’t equal love??
user7 it’s literally none of your business wtf
alexandrasaintmleux you’re so lucky he lets you put lipstick swatches on his hand
yourusername hehe, he actually is the sweetest
user8 charles leclerc doesn’t let his gf swatch lipstick on him?!? criminal
user9 second slide is making me weak in the knees tbh
yourusername real! that photos is my home screen for a reason 😏😏
user10 yn always know you’re my favourite wag
yourusername awww ty 🥰
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f1wagsofficial carlos sainz and partner yn ln spotted in majorca having a little fun
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user1 smash smash smash
user2 this is actually my dream threesome-
user3 guys i was in majorca and i swear it looked like he was gonna propose
user4 what?! no way!!!
user5 omg yes!! like they were cozy and romantic with each other
user6 can we please normalize giving celebrities and their partners some fucking privacy??
user7 no fr like why are there vacation pics of them on the internet
user8 this kinda shit is why their relationships end bad just saying
user9 carlos please just marry her
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carlossainz55 From Ferrari to Williams you have always been my number one supporter. Happy Anniversary Mi Amor ❤️🩵
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yourusername love you sm chilli 🩵🩵
carlossainz55 i’m the luckiest man on earth to be able to call you mine
yourusername literally gonna cry you’re so sweet my love
user1 literally mom and dad
user2 yk she’s a real one when she supports you even though you’re a williams drivers
user3 yn is just simply the best way
landonorris congratulations on your seven year anniversary or whatever
carlossainz55 don’t be like that muppet
yourusername you know you love me
landonorris what are you? gossip girl?
user4 lando being sad that he’s not carlos’ wag will never not be funny
landonorris my pain should not be a source of entertainment!
user5 they will always be my favourite couple because like you can see how real their live is
user6 ikr!! like she’s been with carlos since the dark days and still continues to support him
user7 her and carlos in general seem like such genuine people
reyesvdec lots of love ❤️ may the two of you have many more great years ahead of you
yourusername gracias mama ❤️
carlossainz55 ❤️
mclaren you forgot to mention us!
carlossainz55 oops-
yourusername soz guys we luv you
user8 CARLOS PLS PROPOSE
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yourusername life lately 🩵
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carlossainz55 spending my time with you >>>>
yourusername 🥹🩵
user1 screaming, crying throwing up how can two people be so beautiful
user2 just gimme one chance yn, that’s all I ask for bbg
user3 girl chill she’s with carlos sainz
user4 this is what i call couple goals fr
alexandrasaintmleux pretty pretty pretty
yourusername 💍💍
charles_leclerc nu uh she’s mine
yourusername go away french boy
charles_leclerc I’M MONEGASQUE!
user5 yn putting ring emojis for alex but not getting one from carlos 💀
user6 blud stop! why tf are y’all so obsessed with marriage
user7 i swear stfu bro, they’re happy and that is what matters
user8 hottest f1 couple award goes to yn and carlos
yourusername aww ty love 🩵
user8 guys yn just called me love, i think i might pass out
landonorris posting this and giving me no photo creds is CRUEL
yourusername jeez sorry it skipped my mind
landonorris after all i do for you and you don’t even remember me
yourusername why are you so dramatic bro
carlossainz55 the two of you need to like not
user9 yn and lando interactions will never not be funny to me
user10 and carlos just wants the loves of his life to stop fighting and get along
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f1officialgossip carlos sainz posted this story and promptly deleted it. does the williams driver a father and perhaps husband?
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user1 hold up hold up wtf
user2 nah because i saw this story and jaw like genuinely dropped
user3 nah fr tho cause this is not what i ever expected
user4 so so relatable cause i literally saw them on vacation a few weeks ago and there were no signs of a toddler
f1wagsofficial so my favourite wag might be a mother?
user5 lmao not the wag gossip account also freaking out
user6 relatable crash out tho
user7 wait so are they married or what?!?!
user8 that’s what i’m trying to figure out as well 😭😭
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carlossainz55, yourusername
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carlossainz55 Forever grateful for my gorgeous wife and adorable daughter
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user1 carlos you can’t just do this to us on a random tuesday
yourusername te amo 🩵
carlossainz55 love you more, hermosa. thank you for giving me this beautiful family 🩵
user2 sobbing wdym Carlitos is a FATHER ?!?!
user3 so so real! i forgot that bro’s actually thirty
alexandrasaintmleux cutest baby ever! can’t wait to meet her again ❤️❤️
yourusername you’re her fav auntie too
alexandrasaintmleux 🥹🥹
user4 their baby is so cute omg
user5 ikr!!! like this family is giving me baby fever so bad 😭😭
user6 they’re the cutest family fr
landonorris lesgoo you guys finally revealed!! i was so tired of keep my status as a godfather and favourite uncle a secret
charles_leclerc whoever said you were the favourite?
landonorris i mean come on it’s obviously me
alex_albon it could be me too guys, you give yourselves too much credit
landonorris you’re new albon, I’ve been here since day one!
yourusername no need to fight you guys—
carlossainz55 this kind of shit is why neither of you is the favourite
user7 not lando, charles and alex fighting over uncle custody lmfao
user8 i think this family is my new favourite thing about f1 now
carlossainz55 @yourusername how about we make another one?
yourusername we’ll see
user9 carlos you can’t just say that in public-
user10 BEST COUPLE OF EVER
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degenbrat · 5 days ago
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papaya girl | ln4
bad decisions were made under the influence of alcohol
in which lando and she need a little bit of liquid courage to do what everyone's been expecting of them
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yourusername and the chapter comes to an end. these years have been some of the best in my life. going to school with my sister from another mister (literally) and staying in the city that is truly my home has been such a blessing ❤️
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mclaren baby brown has graduated! liked by author
user1 omg she looks just like her mom
→ user2 model material fr
zbrownceo i'm so proud of you, sweetheart. you've done so well and have achieved so many wonderful things in these four years. love you
→ yourusername i love you more
yourstepsister you're incredible honey liked by author
user3 peep lando in the likes 👀
lando so you'll be in miami
→ yourusername "congratulations on such a wonderful life achievement"
→ lando fuck yeah we're going to get so drunk
→ zbrownceo lando, we are going to miami to do well in the race in order to earn valuable points to be contenders for the drivers' and constructors' championships this year.
→ lando yeah that too
→ yourusername i haven't decided if i'm coming yet????
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lando P FUCKING 1 BABYYYYYYY
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yourusername FUCK YEAH
→ lando aren't you glad you came???
mclaren LET'S GOOOOOOO 💪 liked by author
user4 i'm literally sobbing he deserves this so bad
zbrownceo proud of you, lando. you drove well and you deserve this
→ lando thanks dad
→ user5 we're all seeing this right????
user6 i've never seen pure joy like the look on this man's face when he took his helmet off and looked at his team. no one has earned this accomplishment like lando norris has. liked by author
oscarpiastri proud of you mate
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yourusername lando nowins? never heard of him.
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lando you're my favorite person in the entire world
→ yourusername shhhh @carlossainz55 will hear you (love you)
→ carlossainz55 cabrón
user7 the fact that she literally started sobbing when he crossed the finish line. that's a real papaya girlie
user8 mother slays the paddock every single time
zbrownceo i'm so glad you were here for this moment, sweetheart. liked by author
mclaren our favorite paddock princess liked by author
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f1gossip our favorite papaya paddock princess has returned!!! after completing her higher education, she has attended many grands prix to support the mclaren boys. she was at silverstone, mclaren's home race, zandvoort, where lando norris took home his second win, and monza, where he got yet another podium.
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user9 she's such a daddy's girl
user10 "support the papaya boys" 🤡 she's literally an attention whore
user11 i said it before and i will say it again - lando norris and y/n brown are so dating
→ user12 guys she got out again
user13 the fits slay every. single. time.
user14 papaya princess and yet wears no papaya. she literally does not care about anything other than the money and the attention
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f1gossip lando norris and y/n brown spotted leaving quali together. lando qualified p1 and was seen hugging and celebrating with her in the paddock. potential new wag? 👀
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user15 only lando would be wearing a beanie when it is literally sweltering outside
→ user16 there is something wrong with that man's internal thermometer
user17 she's really trying to sell this whole "wE'rE iN lOvE" thing isn't she
→ user2 how much effort did typing that take you? bffr
user18 they're both dressed for snow in singapore 😂 a match made in heaven
user19 is her dad not good enough for paddock passes? 🤮
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yourusername miami ✅ zandvoort ✅ singapore....✅
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maxfewtrell lfg liked by author
zbrownceo i hope you all made responsible decisions
→ yourusername they were like 60% responsible
→ zbrownceo honey that is not reassuring at all
→ yourusername ok anyways
user20 she has more hair on her head than i have on my entire body
lando ur my favorite clubbing partner
→ maxfewtrell that's because she's the only one that says yes when you suggest more shots
→ yourusername so i'm fun and the rest of you are boring
→ maxfewtrell 😐
→ lando precisely muppet
user21 i would literally sell my first born child to party with lando after a race win
user22 i deadass cannot tell if they're dating or not
→ user23 lowkey same
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yourusername today i had the privilege of witnessing to of the most important people in my life accomplishing something that they've dreamed of and worked for.
lando - i am so incredibly proud of you. what a year this has been. i remember sitting and eating breakfast the morning of the miami grand prix and thinking "this could be the day that changes everything." and sitting in the exact same spot with you the morning after you won, super hungover but unable to take the smile off of my face. you deserve this.
dad - for as long as i can remember, you've told me "mclaren will be champions again." today, you made that come true. you have put years of hard work, dedication, and your soul into this team. you, andrea, charlotte, oscar, lando, and everyone else on this team has made the place where you have reached possible.
i have been looking through all of the photos that i've taken throughout this year. podiums, tattoos, wins, clubs, plane trips, and countless other memories that will forever remain the moments that led to mclaren being constructors champions once again.
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lando my favorite muppet - you are the reason i am here. the random texts of "you were off your racing line in turn 6" to "make sure to eat something" are the reason i was able to get through long, sometimes discouraging race weekends. being able to stand on the podium and look into the crowd and see you, andrea, zak, my parents, and the whole team is what made all of this worth it. i love you 🧡
→ yourusername 🧡🧡🧡
user24 y/n deadass sat down to write this and was like how can i make some people cry 🤔
→ user25 and lando was like okay bet let's confirm that we're together
mclaren pure joy in that image. thank you for being mclaren's favorite daughter liked by author
zbrownceo sweetheart, you're going to make your old man cry. i remember telling everyone when i got this job that you were going to become a papaya girl real quick. and you did. during finals week when you probably should have been studying, you were watching fp1 and sending me and the boys encouragement. you are a part of this team and we couldn't have done it without you.
→ yourusername i love you dad
user26 when lando jumped out of the car and went running over to y/n i was literally screaming. and i thought the mechanics would be like mad that he went to her before them but they were literally just cheering the two of them on. the best hard launch in history
oscarpiastri fuck yeah
→ yourusername you did amazing this season oscar. two wins. i'm proud of you man 🧡
user27 mclaren would not be the same if y/n brown was not in it
mona speaks:
please don't hate me for taking so long on this one! it's longer than some of my other ones and is lando instead of my usual charles so i hope that you all can forgive me. as usual, my asks are always open for feedback, suggestions, story ideas and requests, or just to chat!
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albon pets - aa23
summary: alex moves to monaco and suddenly his cats need vet checkups all the time, or maybe he just wants to hang out with the pretty doc
folkie radio: MY FIRST ALEX FIC!!!! y’all said that albono didn’t very much appreciation so i decided to do something about it, enjoy!
MASTERLIST | MY PATREON
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yourinstagram Monday mood: When your favorite patients make your whole week better! 💕🐱 Special shoutout to Jimmy and Sassy who came in for their routine checkup. These two are literally the most well-behaved cats I've ever met (yes, I'm biased).
Their dad @/maxverstappen1 definitely knows how to raise the sweetest cats in Monaco. 🏎️🐈
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username1 aweeee jimmy and sassy are so big now!
username2 vet to the stars
username3 THATS MY BFF AND IM PROUD
maxverstappen1 They only behave for you 😅 At home Sassy keeps knocking everything off my shelves and Jimmy steals my socks. But at least they're healthy. Thanks doc!
↳ yourinstagram haha, that's because they know I'm the treat lady!
↳ landonorris Mate your cats have better healthcare than you do
↳ maxverstappen1 Shut up Lando
↳username4 i’m dying over this
alexandrasaintmleux Leo says he misses his favorite doc 😢
↳ yourinstagram My little Leo!!! please bring him in soon
username5 cutest patients ever
username6 the way max is a softie for his cats
kellypiquet Jimmy and Sassy have the best vet in Monaco
↳ yourinstagram They already have the best parents! Say hi to little P from me
username7 i love her vibe i bet she’s the sweetest person ever
username8 this is my dream job actually
username9 f1 pets favorite doc
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alex_albon Finally made the big move! 🇲🇨 Horsey has already claimed the best spot in the apartment: a shoe box. After years of everyone telling me to join the Monaco crew, here we are!
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username1 omggggg alex moved to monaco
username2 horsey is an icon tbh
username3 ALBON CATS TAKE OVER MONACO
charles_leclerc Finally!! Only took you 4 years 😂
↳ alex_albon Better late than never
maxverstappen1 Jimmy and Sassy have a new friend to judge from the balcony
↳ alex_albon As long as they don't teach him their sock-stealing habits
username4 they finally made him join the tax heaven crew
username5 monaco said ANOTHER ONE THANK YOU
username6 not me thinking that jimmy, sassy, roscoe, leo and the albon cats are now neighbors
williamsracing There goes our last UK-based driver 😢
username7 i can’t believe a man who radiates this much golden retriever boyfriend is single
username8 HE LOOKS SO CUUUUUTE
username9 alex do your pets need a mom? cuz i’m free
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yourinstagram Late night emergency turned into meeting this gorgeous new Monaco resident! Everyone say hi to Horsey 🖤
Poor baby had a rough first week in his new home (pro tip: cats and moving box debris don't mix well!), but he's already feeling much better after some treatment. Such a brave boy who purred through the whole examination despite feeling under the weather!
PS: His dad @/alex_albon gets extra points for being so attentive and calm during an emergency situation - exactly what we love to see! Always nice when pet parents take such good care of their fur babies 🏆
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username1 thank you for sharing your life as a vet! i love your posts
username2 such a cute boyyy horsey
maxverstappen1 The best 👊
↳ alex_albon You were right! Thanks for the recommendation 🙏
username3 you just got another f1 patient no biggie
georgerussell63 Good to see Horsey feeling better!
↳ yourinstagram He's such a sweet patient!
username4 she’s so popular among f1 drivers heeelp
charles_leclerc The Monaco pets collection grows
username5 ok but why is no one talking about how she called him attentive and calm?? ma'am we've seen him drive 😭
username6 ALEX GOT A VET ARC THIS IS NOT A DRILL
↳ username7 manifesting this storyline
↳ username4 y'all are too much omg 😭
username8 everyone in the comments being like 👀
↳ username5 THE DRIVERS ARE SO OBVIOUS I'M CRYING
username9 the group chat must be WILDING rn
username10 "his dad" MA'AM-
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f1 When your local vet becomes paddock royalty!
Spotted at the #MonacoGP: The woman responsible for keeping the grid's furry friends healthy and happy! From Max's mischievous cats to Charles' pup, Lewis’ bulldog, and Alex's newly-relocated cats - @/yourinstagram has become the unofficial F1 Pet Doctor! 🏎️🐾
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username1 THIS IS SO CUTE OMG???
username2 SHES SO BEAUTIFUL
username3 this is definitely the coolest job in the world
maxverstappen1 Jimmy and Sassy's favorite human
↳ lando more like their only well-behaved moments
↳ username1 JIMMY AND SASSY JUST LOVE HER
oscarpiastri The real paddock MVP 🏆
alex_albon ❤️
↳ lando very articulate there alex
↳ alex_albon shut up lando
↳ username2 OMGGGG WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
↳ username3the way alex just hearted it i-
↳ username4 we're watching a romance novel unfold in real time
username5 someone check on albon nation they're probably hospitalized
username6 the drivers exposing themselves in the comments 💀
username7 lando stirring the pot we love to see it
username8 not max immediately claiming her as his cats' favorite 😭
username9 THE HEART EMOJI???? ALEX???
username10 everyone in f1 moves to monaco for tax evasion and this vet
lewishamilton The best vet Roscoe's ever had! 🙌🏾
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yourinstagram Still pinching myself! 🏎️ From late night emergency calls with your pets to watching you all race through the streets of Monaco - what a surreal experience! Thank you @/f1 for having me and huge thanks to @/williamsracing for the incredible hospitality (and the merch! 🤫).
Special shoutout to all my four-legged patients watching their dads race from home and from the paddock today! 🐾
PS: These cars are LOUD! Now I understand why @alex_albon's cats get scared during race replays!
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username1 im her fan now
username2 SHES SO COOL
alex_albon Thanks for coming! Dinner to celebrate? 🤔
↳ lando smooth
↳ alex_albon I will block you
↳ landonorris worth it
↳ username1 WTF DID WE WITNESS
↳ username3 ohhh my god alex albon you have no shame
maxverstappen1 Thank you for coming !
williamsracing You're welcome any time! 💙
username4 DINNER??? ALEX???
↳ username2 THE SMOOTHEST DRIVER ON THE GRID FR
↳ username5 SOMEONE HOLD ME
username6 SO SHE WAS ALEX’S GUEST???
username7 can we talk about how pretty she is tho
georgerussell63 Next time bring your vet skills, my ego needs healing after that race
↳ maxverstappen1 same here doc
↳ yourinstagram Sorry boys, I only treat actual puppies 😂
username8 i ship her with alex idc idc
username9 WE NEED TO KNOW IF SHE ACTUALLY GRABBED DINNER WITH ALEX
username10 this is my roman empire
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f1gossip 🚨 BREAKING: Alex Albon spotted having dinner with Monaco's favorite vet at Le Petite Maison in Nice! Sources say they arrived together and have been there for over 2 hours.
Multiple fans confirm they looked "very cozy" and were "laughing all evening" 👀
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username1 OMFGGGG I DIDNT SEE THIS COMING
username2 i love this pair actually
username3 Max Verstappen was seen at the same restaurant last week... did someone play matchmaker? 👀
username4 EVERYBODY STAY CALM IT'S HAPPENING
username5 interesting timing right after her Monaco GP appearance 🤔
username6 I SHIP THIS SO HARD
username7 seriously guys? let them eat in peace
username8 THE WAY HE TOOK HER TO A NICE RESTAURANT NOT JUST ANY PLACE
username9 our boy got GAME
username10 manifesting worked girlies
username11 the way this isn't even a netflix script this is REAL
username12 ALEX BOYFRIEND ERA INCOMING
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yourinstagram When your Monday morning turns into an impromptu F1 pets reunion!
Apparently EVERYONE needed an urgent check-up today... how convenient 🤔 (I'm looking at you @/lewishamilton @/maxverstappen1 @/charles_leclerc)
All patients are perfectly healthy, just as they were last week! Though Roscoe did get extra treats for being the most honest about this setup 😉🐾
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username1 this is too funny
username2 why are they planninggggg
lewishamilton Roscoe said he was feeling under the weather!
↳ yourinstagram He was sleeping and snoring when you carried him in Lewis 😂
↳ lewishamilton ... he was conserving energy
username3 THESE DRIVERS ISTH
maxverstappen1 Jimmy and Sassy needed their... annual... weekly checkup
↳ yourinstagram Max, I literally saw them yesterday
↳ maxverstappen1 They miss you already?
charles_leclerc Pure coincidence 😇
alex_albon guys...
↳ georgerussell63 👀
↳ alex_albon I can't with any of you
↳ username1 WHATS GOING ON
username4 THE WAY THEY'RE ALL TRYING TO HELP I'M CRYING
username5 not them all showing up at once 💀
username6 they’re as subtle as a brick through a window
username7 ARE THEY TRYING TO PLAY MATCHMAKER??
username8 sassy looks so adorable i cantttt
username9 coolest job ever ! thanks for sharing your life as a vet <3
username10 alex just kiss her
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alex_albon Race week dumps 🏎️ Missing my troublemakers already #F1 #Cats #RaceWeek
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username1 HES SO BOYFRIEND CODED
username2 i love cat dad alex
yourinstagram Tell the babies their favorite vet misses them!
↳ alex_albon They knocked over their food bowl as soon as I showed them this comment
↳ yourinstagram Sounds about right 😂 Remember their anxiety meds before quali!
↳ alex_albon Already packed them! See, I can be responsible
↳ lando the cats or YN got you being responsible? 👀
↳ alex_albon blocked.
username3 WHAT JUST HAPPENED???
username4 did lando just exposed him?
username5 someone's cats getting a lot of vet attention lately 👀
maxverstappen1 Your cats have better race prep than you do
↳ alex_albon At least my cats like me
↳ maxverstappen1 Jimmy and Sassy said that's a lie
↳ yourinstagram Can confirm, all F1 cats talk about each other in their check-ups
↳ alex_albon et tu, doc? 😭
username6 ALEX SOOOO LIKES HER I CANT
username7 most wholesome grid dad
williamsracing Cat dad era > any other era
username8 ALEX IS PRETTY MUCH IN LOVE WITH THEIR VET I CANT
username9 crying he’s so obvious
username10 if the vet doesn’t want to be his girlfriend i volunteer just saying
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albon_pets Guess who we saw today? 🤔 Our favorite doc @/yourinstagram! Dad said we needed vaccines but we think he's just bad at making excuses 😽
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username1 ALBON PETSSSS
username2 THE CAPTION 😭
yourinstagram My favorite trouble twins! ❤️ Horsey only knocked over ONE thing this time, we're making progress!
↳ alex_albon that's because you bribed them with treats
↳ yourinstagram Professional secret 😉
maxverstappen1 Jimmy and Sassy are offended they weren't invited
↳ albon_pets Tell them we'll see them at next week's "emergency" appointment 😸
username3 NOT ALEX’S OWN CATS DRAGGING HIM
williamsracing Our mascots looking purrfect 🐱
username4 those must be the most thoroughly examined cats in Monaco
username5 these cats getting more action than their dad
username6 whatever you do don’t picture alex trying to come up with excuses to take the cats to the clinic just so he can see doc yn
username7 alex stop using your cats as matchmakers
username8 THIS IS SO FUNNY
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yourinstagram Long night at the clinic with this tiny fighter. Found abandoned in the rain, severe hypothermia and malnutrition, but pulling through like a champion. Sometimes the hardest nights remind me why I love this job. Will keep everyone updated on this little one's progress! 💕
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username1 oh shes the sweetest ever
username2 poor little thing 🥹
monacoanimalrescue Thank you for taking this baby in! Let us know if you need anything
↳ yourinstagram Will do! Already showing good signs 🙏
username3 Nothing hits harder than these late night rescue cases. You're doing amazing work! ❤️
↳ yourinstagram Thank you! Hour 16 and counting, but worth it
username4 need any supplies or volunteers?
↳ yourinstagram Actually yes! DMing you now
alex_albon Need any help? I can bring coffee or food or anything
↳ yourinstagram Actually could use both if you're up?
↳ alex_albon On my way!
↳ username1 OMG ALEXXXX
↳ username2 i see 👀👀
kellypiquet This is why you’re the best! 💘
username5 Those overnight kitten cases always get to me. Sending strength!
↳ yourinstagram The tiny ones are always the fighters!
username6 this is why we're in this field 🥺
username7 this is the perfect girl for alex
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yourinstagram First night off in ages! No emergencies, no sick pets (real or imaginary), just dinner with good company ❤️
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username1 OMFGGGGG
username2 am i dreaming???
lando FINALLY!!!!!
↳ georgerussell63 Only took 47 vet visits
↳ charles_leclerc And 3 house fires
↳ alex_albon guys please 😭
↳ username1 NO WAY
↳ username2 they’re so annoying oml
maxverstappen1 My cats send their congratulations
↳ yourinstagram Tell them thanks!
username3 THE WAY I JUST SCREAMED
username4 FINALLY HAPPENING
username5 the way the whole paddock was invested in this 😭
username6 best storyline of the season
username7 About time! Have fun you two!
username8 the slow burn we've been watching all season
alex_albon ❤️
↳ lando Look who learned how to use the heart emoji
↳ alex_albon I'm still blocking all of you
username9 ALEX BOYFRIEND ERA IS HEREEEEEEE
username10 i knew this was going to happen
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alex_albon Turns out I didn't need a sick cat excuse after all 😊❤️
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username1 AHHHHHH
username2 THIS IS SO CUTE
lando WHO HAD "ALEX POSTS FIRST" IN THE BETTING POOL
↳ georgerussell63 Pay up everyone
↳ charles_leclerc I lost 50€ 😭
↳ username1 NO WAY THIS IS REAL
↳ username2 THEY’RE SO ANNOYING
yourinstagram ❤️
↳ alex_albon ❤️
↳ username1 THE WAY I JUST DIED
↳ username2 they're using matching hearts I can't 😭
username3 local man discovers real dates better than fake emergencies
username4 CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
username5 Finally! You two are adorable ❤️
username6 ALEX FINALLY GOT HIS SHIT TOGETHER
maxverstappen1 My cats want to know if they're invited to the wedding
↳ alex_albon MAX !
username7 most wholesome character arc
username8 ALEX BOYFRIEND ERA IS REAL
username9 they make the cutest couple ever
username10 THE WAY THE ENTIRE GRID JUST WANTED THEM TOGETHER
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f1gossip BREAKING: After months of "emergency vet visits" and mysterious cat illnesses, looks like @/alex_albon finally got the real thing 👀❤️
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username1 THE WAY I JUST SCREAMED IN PUBLIC
username2 SOMEONE HOLD ME
username3 the growth we've witnessed 😭
username4 the way the whole paddock was invested in this storyline
username5 the slow burn we deserved
username6 this is better than any romance novel
username7 ALBON NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING
username8 he way we watched this unfold all season
username9 ALEX DATING A VET FEELS SO RIGHT
username10 the clinic's security cameras probably have a whole romcom stored
username11 THE WAY HE'S SMILING 😭
username12 protect them at all costs
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yourinstagram Trading my stethoscope for some racing earmuffs this weekend! Marie's handling the clinic while I watch someone who definitely doesn't have any more sick cats race around Silverstone 😉❤️
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username1 AWE THIS IS SO CUUUTE
username2 best couple ever i swear
clinicvet_marie Have fun! The clinic will survive 😊
username3 THE HELMETS IM CRYING
lando look who doesn't need to fake emergencies to see him anymore
↳ alex_albon I will crash this car into you
↳ landonorris worth it
username4 POWER COUPLE
username5 the most wholesome storyline ever
alexandrasaintmleux welcome to our crew 🥹🥹
williamsracing We can’t wait too see our favorite doc 😉
username6 i can’t believe alex got himself a girlfriend
alex_albon ❤️
↳ yourinstagram See you at the finish line ❤️
↳ username2 THIS IS TOO CUTE
↳ username3 I COULD CRY
username7 first race as girlfriend!
username8 she’s so supportive of him i’m sobbing
username9 this picture is so pinterest coded i’m crying
username10 I NEED THEM TO ADOPT ME
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alex_albon First race with my lucky charm in the paddock! Turns out having a real girlfriend is better than having sick cats 😉 Thank you everyone for the amazing support today ❤️ Special thanks to @/williamsracing for the incredible car
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username1 AWEEEEEE
username2 this is the cutest post ever
yourinstagram So proud of you ❤️
↳ alex_albon ❤️
↳ username1 STOP THIS IS TOO CUTE IM CRYING
username3 MY BF HAS A GF I CANT
maxverstappen1 Once again you’re welcome
↳ username2 HES SO ANNOYING
username4 driver finds success with real girlfriend instead of fake cat emergencies
username5 THE WAY THEY'RE BOTH GLOWING
williamsracing Petition to make the lucky charm permanent
↳ alex_albon Already planned 😊
↳ username1 IM SOBBING HES SO IN LOVE
lando so this is what happens when you stop inventing diseases
↳ alex_albon I should have tried this strategy sooner
↳ charles_leclerc Ya think? 🙄
↳ username3 lmfao they’re never going to let him live that down
username6 SOMEONE FRAME THIS PICTURE AND PUT IT IN THE LOUVRE
username7 they’re so aesthetically pleasing i could cry
username8 THEY NEED TO GET MARRIED
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albon_pets We have a new brother! Meet Bruno Albon, the newest addition to our family! 🐾 Mom @/yourinstagram and Dad @/alex_albon adopted him together (and this time it wasn't an emergency visit excuse 😉). He's already best friends with us and loves watching F1 races!
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username1 MY HEARTTTTT
username2 oh my god bruno albon you sweet boy
f1 The family grows !
yourinstagram Our big boy ❤️
↳ alex_albon Family complete 🥰
↳ username1 STOP I'M SOBBING
username3 THE ALBON FAMILY HAS MY HEART
lando my cats demand a playdate
↳ alex_albon Your cats aren't even real Lando
↳ lando Neither were your emergencies 🤷‍♂️
↳ username1 IM WHEEZING
username4 they’re parents now what if i sob
username5 look at this beautiful family 😭
username6 the way they got a DOG together
username7 best F1 pet family
williamsracing Bruno already has his paddock pass
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alex_albon A year ago I moved to Monaco and started inventing the most ridiculous cat emergencies known to veterinary science. Today I have the most amazing girlfriend, a beautiful family (including a dog who actually exists!), and somehow @/yourinstagram still hasn't banned me from her clinic 😅❤️ Best decision I ever made, even if my cats supposedly had everything from fever to existential crisis
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username1 IM SOBBING
username2 this is what to precious i’m so parasocial about them
yourinstagram From "my cat has seasonal depression" to "I love you" ❤️
↳ alex_albon Best character development 🥰
↳ username1 THE WAY THEY FLIRT IN COMMENTS NOW
username3 im so happy they found each other
lando emember when he googled "can cats get jetlag"
↳ georgerussell63 While his cats were literally at home
↳ alex_albon It was a valid question
↳ username2 ALEX WAS IN THE TRENCHES
username4 the cutest butterfly effect ever
username5 I HEAR WEDDING BELLS TIME TO START PLANNING
albon_pets mom and dad 💘
username6 this is just too sweet
username7 THE WAY ALEX HAD FAKE CAT DISEASES AND A DREAM
username8 BRUNO IS SO CUTEE
username9 if they don’t get married istg
username10 this gives me hope i can find love too
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