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My stomach: Can we get food?
Me: We have food at home.
The food at home…
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The Elk House Swap AU part 1 (pages 1-10)
cw/tw: blood!
another one of those cryptic nightmares
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in order to be my friend you must avoid my 39,625 evil attempts at making you enjoy will wood
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Everything I've found in the welcome home website so far:
Sorry if anything is missing or written weird, I did this in one sitting and is just a barebones reading (side note: oopl stands for out of place letters)
/welcomehomeyou
Hidden link: /i
Oopl: y
/whats-welcome-home
Hidden link: /help /will-2 /4-14-bf
Oopl: w
/welcome-home-links
Hidden link: /11-14-jb /i-2
/your-neighborhood
Hidden links: /so-below -/neighbor /you -/you-1 /9-14-fp /8-14-ef
Oopl: x
/welcome-home-news-page
Hidden links: /12-14-hb
Oopl: e
/guest-book
Hidden links: /13-14-he /find
/our-guestbook-1
Hidden links: /7-14-ej
Oopl: v
Hidden words: W a L L y You won't write back. Wally You're looking for me. Silly. Silly.
Hidden messages (the drawings): ilikepoppytooneighbor thankyou honkhonkhaha withmeneighbor thankyouihopeyouthinkitsbeautiful hellowhyareyousmilingthisway ilovebugs sallyisthatyou ourneighborsareherethankyoutooneighbor youdontlikemeneighbor itsaapple hereyougo helloneighbor poppyisbigilovehertoo ilikeyournose ilovefranktoohefrownsithinkheisfunny youareluckycomebyoftenneighbor homed itsokaytofrownyouarestillmyfriend doyouseehowdynow julieismyfriendtoo icanhearyouneighbor hereisabugforyouneighbor iwillmailhimaletterforyou ipromiseiwilltellher idonotknowwhatwigglesbarnabysaiditwasthis iknowsally soyouwillknowiamlookingatyouneighboriamtalkingtoyou iloveyouiloveyou wearehappydoyoulooklikethis idonotknowwhatclownisiaskedfrankhesaidbarnabyhereisbarnaby youareontv ilovehomehomeismyfriend eddieisafriendilikehimtooherunstoomuch iamapuppetiamyourfavorite goodnightneighbor helloyouseethis thisisaheart tvtv iwilltellfrankforyouthebugwilllooklikethis youwillcomewithme frankiwilltellfrank thankyoukatie iwillhelpyouneighbor howsehowse dohesellhisheart whoisthis thankyoucherryithinkiamprettytoo youwipeyourshoeshere shareohyouarenotjulieiwilltelljuliesomuchfamily kittycatfamoustv youllbeokay wearefriends noiamwallyiamyourfriend ihaveseenthembeforesotheylikeeachother youdoiamsohapoy ohiunderstandweareplayinfihaveyou imthemostmost yahooyippeeyahooyippee doyoulikefrank thenanswerme areyousinging youwill noapuppet lovehimyouremember itsnottimeyetimlooking whyareyoufibbingyousrenothereidontseeyoupleasefontlietome ilikeyellowtooilyellowsallyisyellowfranksnoseisyellow idontknoweither scratchharder valentineiwilltellher rat ourname nomemory everyoneishappy icantreachthemimsorry imyourfavoritethatmskesmehappythankyou iloveyoutoo paint whatisyourfather dontbeafraid icouldnotfindthemiwilllookharder hahaha isitme itsveryhard itoldhimhesaidhesflatteredidontknowwhatanyoneistalkingabout iamyourfavoritetooimveryhappy howdyistootallicantreach yesturnthedial koalathiaiskoala dreamyouneedahatforthat itisgoodtocomehome comebackhaha idontknowwhatavideisthisisahat bloomiknowwhatthatisneighbor iwillcountonyou ojos(eyes) eunãoseiondeestamos(idontknowwhereweare) themost homeisreal youareanapplenowhaha ilikethemall ithinksotoo
/media
Hidden links: /1-14-ph
/merchandise
Hidden links: /6-14-jf /phone
/exhibition
Hidden links: /2-14-sp /understand /crack-the-code -/password-please -/staff-only -/error404 -/soon
/about-us
Hidden links: /10-14-js /a
Oopl: o
Hidden words: But it hurts. When I unwrapped the first letter, I felt it. I heard it. Open. Open. Open. I want it out. I'm going to get it out. Does it hurt? The numbers are so hard to read. Sometimes I can't see them.
/transcripts
Hidden links: /5-14-be
/oopl
/eovwxy /yxwvoe -/singingmp4 /ywxoev -/way /voywex /woxyve -/14-14-bh
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MAKE YOURSELF A CATSONA WITH PICREW
Tagged by @hereforthelizardsex TY! Sorry for not making it ST themed (blue shirt forever)
Tagging (no pressure) @michaelmandog @edmy @karlavhh @jeremyfrail @benfoldsenjoyer @galacticstar @midweekblues @cuntboysupremacy @igneousghoul @seraphtrevs and whoever else feels like doing it
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I actually finished a drawing for once
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some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings
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I don't see any appreciation for this joke on Tumblr, please appreciate one of the only things to make me laugh out loud in the last year.
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