Welcome, mortal fools. I am Annatar, Lord of Gifts, and I am definitely NOT Sauron, nor am I evil at all. Feel free to message me about anything your heart desires. Who knows, if we become friends I may give you a "friendship ring" as a token of my... love ;)
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but imagine melkor when sauron joins him in the void:
"you were defeated by hobbits"
[sauron] …. “shut up”
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Free Gift!
Receive a free "friendship ring" just for being such a cool minion... I mean, person. Free ring to any and all who want one. ;)
No catch, of course. None at all. Just a free ring as a token of our friendship ;)
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Important: Lost Ring
I've lost a very precious ring of mine. It's just a plain gold band, nothing special really... but it is very important to me. Any information helps.
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One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
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#2501 I wish we could see more of Sauron’s evil booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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LOTR from sauron’s point of view:
the fellowship of shits
the two fucking coolest towers in the world, but my tower is the best
the return of the sith bloody gondorian ranger
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I think about what Sauron looked like before he became a giant flaming eyeball, a lot. Like what was under that armor?
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#2568 Sauron has one booty to rule them all
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thingols so this got out of hand. Happy Christmas!
#I was doubtful at first#but I'll admit it's kept me warm on some chilly mordor nights#art of Sauron
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chibi sauron
you can buy prints on my societ6.
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one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
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Sauron: The Lord of Mordor
requested by m0therwar
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When your best friend is online
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