definitelybrockrumlow

[definitelybrockrumlow]

“You’re lucky I don’t know where you are right now. Come and pick me up.”

Why would I do that? You blatantly just threatened me, sweetheart.

@definitelybrockrumlow you’re an asshole for leaving me with the Avengers. You’re lucky I don’t know where you are right now. 

Come and pick me up.

[definitelybrockrumlow]

What is it?

Brock~! I got something for Bingo!

@definitelybrockrumlow

[definitelybrockrumlow]

Yeah we can hang out sometime.

@definitelybrockrumlow I am here

[definitelybrockrumlow]

Oh, okay. *shifts awkwardly*

And I suppose. Yeah. That’s what people do.

Do you wanna go back to my place and help me with Bingo?

@definitelybrockrumlow I am here

[definitelybrockrumlow]

In what way?

And I have vacation days but absolutely nothing else to do with my time. Weekends are hard enough being completely unoccupied.

@definitelybrockrumlow I am here

[definitelybrockrumlow]

You.. met a girl. I see. That’s nice.

Work mostly. Some things never change.

@definitelybrockrumlow I am here

[definitelybrockrumlow]

Yeah, nice. Uh so anyway what have you been up to?

@definitelybrockrumlow I am here

[definitelybrockrumlow]

Okay, I just wasn’t sure if there was somewhere else you wanted to go.

@definitelybrockrumlow I am here

[definitelybrockrumlow]

You’re incredibly accurate on timing. It’s inhuman.

Are you okay with the cafe I had suggested? I uh... I didn’t even ask?

@definitelybrockrumlow I am here

[definitelybrockrumlow]

No way. You’re full of it

Anyone else have a dog? That might want to play with Bingo? I have to also find someone to take him whenever I have work trips...

[definitelybrockrumlow]

Okay, then come by my place at 12:01, and we can walk to that cafe down by the gym we used to work out at.

I haven’t been there since we were there last but I miss the food.

Anyone else have a dog? That might want to play with Bingo? I have to also find someone to take him whenever I have work trips...

[definitelybrockrumlow]

Ah well, that’s... yeah okay. Maybe we can get lunch first then.

Anyone else have a dog? That might want to play with Bingo? I have to also find someone to take him whenever I have work trips...

[definitelybrockrumlow]

Well great! That works out real well. Thank you.

Hi, Sir. I want to apologize for the dog treats. But, you adopted such a cute puppy! So, um, you'll expunge this incident from my record?

On one condition. Next time, you put Bingo’s name on the basket. He gets jealous.

[definitelybrockrumlow]

You’re not wrong. I can’t argue. But emphasis on ANY TIME

Anyone else have a dog? That might want to play with Bingo? I have to also find someone to take him whenever I have work trips...

[definitelybrockrumlow]

Mmm I mostly just try to turn all that feeling stuff off. Gets in the way.

Anyone else have a dog? That might want to play with Bingo? I have to also find someone to take him whenever I have work trips...

[definitelybrockrumlow]

Wh— dude, you literally have between 12pm and like 11pm and you chose 12:01?

I mean, that’s fine. As long as I get my coffee, that’s fine.

Anyone else have a dog? That might want to play with Bingo? I have to also find someone to take him whenever I have work trips...

[definitelybrockrumlow]

Shit, I ain’t any better, and I don’t even think I’ve learned any. Communications hard. ‘Specially when I’m really not in tune with my emotions.

Anyone else have a dog? That might want to play with Bingo? I have to also find someone to take him whenever I have work trips...