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RECOUNT AND REVOTE!
For those in the US, there is a petition demanding a recount and revote as well as an investigation about the sudden change in support. Your voice matters and I encourage you to sign!
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...I only have this bc my dad sent it to me okay, it automatically saved
Open tags cause tiredddd
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awww do you miss him?
why am i still getting followers, we never post...
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did it die??
why am i still getting followers, we never post...
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it's true
also, where's did your parasite go??
why am i still getting followers, we never post...
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because you're coooooool
the coolest
why am i still getting followers, we never post...
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j'espère que tu mourras
Hey @definitely-totally-croatia @definitely-the-real-belgium @france-unofficial @germany-official @the-principality-of-sealand @state-of-florida-official @actually-alberta @the-republic-of-california-fr-fr @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real @100-percent-real-official-malta @very-real-australia @the-kingdom-of-sweden @the-us-navy-offical @the-state-of-georgia-official and all other country blogs: Cascadia has arrived!
We are a separatist movement that aims to form a new independent republic out of the PNW, including Washington, Oregon, BC, Idaho, and Northern California. Yes, this is a real thing.
(This blog is run by a Washingtonian who is bemused by the Cascadian movement but not a total partisan. I also run @rick-e-cheddar-official !)
Here to hang out and joke around and destroy the east coast hegemony :)
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Wallonia, are you still near Lux?
Nahh i left him behind
Gotta get away from the murder scene y'know
THE WHAT??
Murder-?
Lonia. Where's Lux.
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they're the it girls i'm the I.T. girl
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Mega copypasta :3
I cited the fourth amendment word for word and also sourced it on the poll 💀
(I am now a true American RAAAAAAH 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅)
Irizz
Hey, hey look! Hey look! Look. glass jar
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
people in NASA be having orgy's whilst people in earth are stuck with puritans 🙁🙁🙁🙁😔😔😔😔😔😔
What is up little spoon,
I am sending you this because I do not want you to mutate the Solar System. Please do not mutate the Solar System or I'm gonna have to send all the alphas after you :)
What is a spoon, little spoon
what is spoon, little
Spoon little is what? Up
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-
talk to the hand cause the face doesn't wanna hear it-
Zoozve
Gaynamede
Irizz
You know I gets my pimpin' on
Oh shit ain't that your dude?
Yeah I be pimpin' all these hoes
Fool that was way back in highschool
You knows I get my pimp-
Wait,
Waitwaitwait wait wait wait
Svesta is that you- You, you, you, YOU?
What up Lucious?
That's PIMP, Lucious
Don't get it twisted 😤
MAN HE CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANT-
Aahhhh AIN'T NO ONE TALKIN' TO YOU MACHO MAN-
Man you dumb wan wacka-off man I will
WAAAAAAHAAAAA AAAA-
Postman, postman
Fucked the whole area
(Well done indeed)
Without error exactly
And he will fuck you to your kidneys
мый тыйым ебать пычал дене лӱйкалем
Wha
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THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY??
Hey @definitely-totally-croatia @definitely-the-real-belgium @france-unofficial @germany-official @the-principality-of-sealand @state-of-florida-official @actually-alberta @the-republic-of-california-fr-fr @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real @100-percent-real-official-malta @very-real-australia @the-kingdom-of-sweden @the-us-navy-offical @the-state-of-georgia-official and all other country blogs: Cascadia has arrived!
We are a separatist movement that aims to form a new independent republic out of the PNW, including Washington, Oregon, BC, Idaho, and Northern California. Yes, this is a real thing.
(This blog is run by a Washingtonian who is bemused by the Cascadian movement but not a total partisan. I also run @rick-e-cheddar-official !)
Here to hang out and joke around and destroy the east coast hegemony :)
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Hellooo
Nice to meet you ^^
Ugh- pas plus d'idiots- *they roll their eyes*
Hey @definitely-totally-croatia @definitely-the-real-belgium @france-unofficial @germany-official @the-principality-of-sealand @state-of-florida-official @actually-alberta @the-republic-of-california-fr-fr @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real @100-percent-real-official-malta @very-real-australia @the-kingdom-of-sweden @the-us-navy-offical @the-state-of-georgia-official and all other country blogs: Cascadia has arrived!
We are a separatist movement that aims to form a new independent republic out of the PNW, including Washington, Oregon, BC, Idaho, and Northern California. Yes, this is a real thing.
(This blog is run by a Washingtonian who is bemused by the Cascadian movement but not a total partisan. I also run @rick-e-cheddar-official !)
Here to hang out and joke around and destroy the east coast hegemony :)
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*they keep holding onto the gun tightly, in case something happens*
Es-tu mort-?
Putain-
*they lightly kick the seemingly dead body with their foot*
Can I borrow you for a second, Wallonia?
- @luxembourg-real
Depends...
What are you gonna do...
TAKE HIM
YOU CAN EVEN KEEP HIM
PLEASE
DON'T RETURN HIM
YOU ASSHOLE-
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Oi idiot
*they poke Lux*
You alive?
...
Putain...
Can I borrow you for a second, Wallonia?
- @luxembourg-real
Depends...
What are you gonna do...
TAKE HIM
YOU CAN EVEN KEEP HIM
PLEASE
DON'T RETURN HIM
YOU ASSHOLE-
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*they walk over to Lux and stare at them*
Can I borrow you for a second, Wallonia?
- @luxembourg-real
Depends...
What are you gonna do...
TAKE HIM
YOU CAN EVEN KEEP HIM
PLEASE
DON'T RETURN HIM
YOU ASSHOLE-
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*Wallonia shoots Lux again, causing them to fall over*
Can I borrow you for a second, Wallonia?
- @luxembourg-real
Depends...
What are you gonna do...
TAKE HIM
YOU CAN EVEN KEEP HIM
PLEASE
DON'T RETURN HIM
YOU ASSHOLE-
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*they shoot his leg*
Can I borrow you for a second, Wallonia?
- @luxembourg-real
Depends...
What are you gonna do...
TAKE HIM
YOU CAN EVEN KEEP HIM
PLEASE
DON'T RETURN HIM
YOU ASSHOLE-
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