definitely-brasil
Football, samba, caipirinha and eldritch monsters
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Hello, this is Brasil talking, and i'll be sharing this blog with Blue
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definitely-brasil · 5 days ago
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STOP SCROLLING!
Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr
literally everyone
Please reblog so I can make this happen
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definitely-brasil · 7 days ago
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Fun fact!: I know how to :3 irl
The day I learn to :3 irl is the day the whole world bends to my will
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definitely-brasil · 7 days ago
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Test
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definitely-brasil · 7 days ago
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Not my fault they almost killed me when i was 6. I also dislike any insect
Wasp haters DNI.
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definitely-brasil · 7 days ago
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Goodbye then 😔
Wasp haters DNI.
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definitely-brasil · 7 days ago
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Moving intro to pinned post so bio is less cluttered
~ he/him, cis, biromantic asexual, engaged to @starlightprincess98, (Planning to get married February 14th 2026) born July 12th 1997 (listed the year so I don't have to update my age every year) *
Platonic soulmates: @aflairforthemelodramaticc and @translesbianfoxgirl
* Formerly known as * @princesssparkle42 * @jaydovesworld * Other blogs include * @ask-skybluecmc, * @phoenix-of-grandeur, * @phiction-of-grandeur * and @ask-the-felicity-crew
I love talking to people and making new friends! I'm also creating my own story series called Starbourne. * Show Fandoms: * MLP * Steven Universe * The Owl House * Amphibia
The Ghost and Molly McGee * Sailor Moon * Cardcaptor Sakura
Spongebob Squarepants More later
Game Fandoms: * Any RPG that features Mario * Any indie game inspired by Paper Mario *
Undertale and Deltarune Kirby * Zelda (mainly just watching other people play them) * Pokemon (see Zelda) * Might add more later * Book Fandoms: * Percy Jackson et al * Amari * Serafina * Might add more later *
Webcomic Fandoms
Homestuck
Down to Earth
* Donation Links
Kofi
Patreon
PayPal
Book 1 of my series, Starbourne, is FREE!! For the other books please donate $6 per book to one of the aforementioned links. I'm planning on making this a series of 9, but currently working on book 2.
Doing one of those note things for motivation (or notivation because notes lol)
25 notes - I do the dishes and clean out the litter box (done, for now... But these are Sisyphean tasks)
50 notes - I clean up around the house (I did a little cleanup, might do more later)
100 notes - I do a little work on my book (it still needs editing before I can publish it and write the sequel, but I'll do some work on that when my PC stops crashing)
250 notes - I start working on book 2 (or work harder on editing book 1 if it still needs it)
500 notes - I participate in artfight (in the first July after it reaches this threshold. I doubt it'll get there by this month.)
1k notes - I start working on a video game in the Starbourne multiverse. A small one, like Undertale is to Deltarune. I'm calling it Saturn Robe which is an anagram for Starbourne, like Undertale is for Deltarune.
2.5k notes - I start working on my dream game, Starbourne. The one that's the reason I started writing in the first place. (If the small game isn't finished I work harder on that)
5k notes - I dedicate my time to taking care of myself/my partner/my family, and working on my dream game.
10k notes - I become a god in the Tumblrverse (this will not happen)
If you want to know more about Starbourne, check out my other blog @phiction-of-grandeur and my community for more details. My askbox is always open if you want to ask me something.
Here's the first book now:
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definitely-brasil · 8 days ago
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Bob
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(He doesn't want to leave me, me, me, me)
(He's already found his home here)
He wants you to go away
Slam the door to my room
And never try to open this door again
He doesn't want to leave me, me, me, me
He's already found his home here
He brings my toys to life
That get red eyes
Like Mr. Crab and the Raccoo-o-o-on
Mommy, I have to introduce you to Bob
He's coming to take care of me while you sleep
He says your candy has an extra strong effect
That you only wake up tomorrow by pure luck
Daddy, I have to introduce you to Bob
He's coming to take care of me while you sleep
He says I have other mommies, that you hide even from death
And your nose turns white using something that you can't
You can't, no
You can't, no
You can't, no
You can't, no
You can't, no
You can't, no
You can't, no no
My friend Bob says
That he's a corrupt little boy
And every time the light in his room comes on
He's shocked, that's why there's all that broken glass
Bob says he's the son of a little angel who was fallen
And every time the light in his room comes on
He's shocked
That's why he turns the crucifix upside down
He doesn't want to leave me, me, me, me
He's already found his home here
He grabs daddy's shotgun
That he keeps in the closet
He aims it at the bedroom door and says: No one's going to get in here!
He doesn't want to leave me, me, me, me
He's already found his home here
He scribbles on my arm with strange drawings
He burns the Bible and other saints
And says that no cherub will touch me, me
Mommy, I have to introduce you to Bob
He's coming to take care of me while you sleep
He says that you're a slut of a snob
And that Asmodeus himself will wait for you with a thousand whips
Daddy, I have to introduce you to Bob
He's coming to take care of me while you sleep
He says that you're going to hell and you won't escape from there
My brothers were fetuses that you ordered to abort
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no
No, no, no
My friend Bob says
That he's a corrupt little boy
And every time the light in the room is turned on
He's shocked, that's why all that broken glass
Bob says he's the son of an angel that was fallen
And every time the light in the room comes on
He is amazed
That's why he inverts the crucifix
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definitely-brasil · 8 days ago
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The Thing
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The man knocked on my door and I opened it
Ladies and gentlemen warned of this being
His hat covered his sunken eyes
His strange way of looking was strange
It seemed like he had dead rats in his pocket
His smell of carrion was impossible to inhale
Neither head nor tail, elegant attire, a little crazy
His voice convinced me to invite him in
He was smooth-talking and hungry, he knew how to talk
But he didn't say his name, he seemed familiar
I saw his lucky eyes, with a hint of bad luck
And a little death, brought from another place
A man knocked on my door and I opened it
He sat down with the smell of hell on this couch of mine
He said he had the world, and in it, my house
And with his magic fingers he came to paint
Everything he pointed at, danced to the frevo
Stairs on the ceiling, I fell into this sick person
I heard grandma, even though she had left a long time ago
Vomiting blood, I think I swallowed a nail
I think I swallowed a nail
I think I swallowed a nail
I think I swallowed—
Eyes of the abyss, tell me who you are
Because if you are darkness, I cross my fingers
This is not funny, go back to hell
Leave my house, you damn thing
A man knocked on my door and I opened it
Ladies and gentlemen warned of this being
His smell of shit filled my room
His strange way was strange to look at
It seemed like he had hell in his body
He looked at my room and mumbled nonstop
He said he was God, but, absolute God
He drooled on his suitcase and cried nonstop
He was smooth-talking and hungry, he knew how to talk
But he didn't say his name, he seemed familiar
I saw his lucky eyes, with a maximum touch of bad luck
A great degree of death, brought from another place
God knocked on my door and I opened it
Bringing my son's head as a gift
And he was still crying, like at his birth
And I distanced myself and ran from the torment
And everything I touched, danced to the beat of the frevo
Stairs on the ceiling, I collapsed on this sick man
I heard grandma, even though she's been dead for a long time
Vomiting blood, I think I swallowed a nail
I think I swallowed a nail
I think I swallowed a nail
I think I swallowed—
Eyes of the abyss, tell me who you are
Because if you're darkness, I'll cross my fingers
Stop this shit, go back to hell
Leave my house, damn thing
Eyes of the abyss, tell me who you are
Because if you're darkness, I'll cross my fingers
This isn't funny, go back to hell
Leave my house, damn thing
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definitely-brasil · 9 days ago
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The Society of Psychotic Nerds
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Posters on your wall
Books of something really smart in your closet
Miguel hates his name
Prefers to be called by the nickname Orc Genocide
Laura, passionate about k-pop
And serial killers she sees on TV
Weird, but very pretty
She's the pearl you have to dive to get
Emily, is the girl from Tears for Fears
Round glasses, movie cliché
Has bizarre fetishes, backwards crosses
William is our friend and he's a retarded sociopath
And together they are the society of psychotic nerds
Strangely intelligent
They are the society of psychotic nerds
Strangely intelligent
Intelligent
Jhonny, in love with Júlia
Has asthma and doesn't even leave the house
Marcus, enjoys Underground
Sells drugs in the classroom
For the bullies in background
Because they pay very well
You can buy the entire Tolkien collection
Annabelle does her friend Júlia's work
Buys questionable things on the internet
With a fake card from her friend Bia
Beatriz sells nude photos to buy skins
Her narcissism hits her in the face
Likes a goth boy named Patrick Ramirez
Bad Lizard hacks school grades
Is friends with everyone
The principal hates him, but loves
Dora, the girl crazy about Eduardo
Last week he was kidnapped
Dora knows how to hide hostages, she learned how in a TV series
And together they are the society of psychotic nerds
Strangely intelligent
They are the society of psychotic nerds
Strangely intelligent
They are the society of psychotic nerds
Strangely intelligent
They are the society of psychotic nerds
Strangely intelligent
They are the society of psychotic nerds
Strangely intelligent and
Intelligent
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definitely-brasil · 9 days ago
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The Story of Jhonny
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(Hey, this song here is called the story of Jhonny)
(Which tells the story of the infamous Jhonny Boy)
(Yeah, his life wasn't that easy)
(So, listen up)
Jhonny has an alcoholic father and a troubled mother
His father is high on cachaça and she's high on other stuff
His father has a job in a bar and she's in a crowded nightclub
The only thing I know is that she's very loved there
(You have no idea)
Jhonny knows all of this, he and his four brothers
Zezinho, Pedrinho, Joãozinho and Ramon
Zezinho and Pedrinho are in prison
Joãozinho still crawls, cries and spits on the floor
And Ramon, he's the biggest asshole
His dream of going to another country was bigger than raising his brothers
They say he took the money that belonged to your three brothers
He paid for the plane ticket and today he is a surgeon
Poor Jhonny, so young and so crazy
Seeing that he had to grow up a little faster
He followed the path of the road and with his bare feet
Rang the doorbell at a place that was a boarding school
Johnny, don't be such an asshole
The boarding school will be good, it will be better for your brother
Johnny, Jhonny, don't go crazy, no
Holy shit, your head must be a hurricane
Opening the door to the boarding school, Jhonny was already uncomfortable
A girl with light eyes, with her golden curls
Who brought Jhonny inside with the agitated Joãozinho
Who cried nonstop with an insatiable hunger
According to her, Amélia is her name
I doubt it very much, they create nicknames to be anonymous, discreet
Imagine if you knew her real name
She would live disturbed like those who are in cells
She introduced Jhonny to that beautiful shitty place
With disturbed people and Machiavellian minds
That fed Jhonny's poor mind
Your two brothers are locked up and your father is like: Fuck it!
Your brother ran away, left you starving
Your mother satisfies herself in a bar with several men
Jhonny, don't hang your little friends
Forget the delusions
Better stop it
Jhonny, control your outbursts
I know it's absurd
Please, don't jump the wall
So, Jhonny jumps the boarding school wall
And goes back home angry
He climbs through the window angry
And takes dad's revolver from inside the closet
Jhonny is an uncontrollable monster
Jhonny listens to Jhonny at considerable volume
Jhonny points the gun up
Jhonny pulls the trigger and, suddenly, pow!
Jhonny Boy
Young serial killer
Jhonny Boy
He has fun with his father's gun listening to Chuck Berry
Jhonny fucking Jhonny Boy
Young serial killer
Jhonny Boy
In the art of cutting throats with a dull knife, I guarantee he is a master
(After hearing a loud gunshot coming from Jhonny's room)
(Knowing that Jhonny had run away from home)
(His father gets up scared and goes to see what happened, right?)
Jhonny's father is watching baseball in the living room
Drunk, he gets up scared with his bottle
He hears the sound of a gunshot
Chuck Berry so loud you can hear it all over the street
(Jhonny, get out of that room!)
Jhonny's father, drunk, goes towards the room
Jhonny, you bastard, I'm not crazy, I heard gunshots
He pounds on the door, distraught
Crazy, crazy, crazy
He curses: Jhonny, you devil!
He breaks down the bedroom door
Jhonny has something in his hand that hurts
His father says: Put that shit down, pest!
And his anger was rising and look what hate does
Then he took aim and, boom, today he's with Satan
Johnny went to that bar, that nightclub
His mother is there
After he found her, he said: You can go back
Dad went back to hell and will never return
Johnny, go back to the boarding school, go get your brother
Don't leave him with the rats
Johnny, find João!
Johnny, go back to the boarding school, go get your brother
Don't leave him with the rats
Johnny, find João!
Johnny, go back to the boarding school, go get your brother
Don't leave him with the rats
Johnny, find João!
Johnny, go back to the boarding school, go get your brother
Don't leave him with the rats
Johnny, find João!
So Jhonny goes back to the boarding school
Revolted, punitive, his mind is in reverse
Jhonny burns a pack of cigarettes in three minutes
Jhonny can't stand the bother anymore
Jhonny goes towards João
He's crazy to rip out the tongue of anyone who says no
Jhonny is a hero in eruption
People's death is the first option
Amélia comes running towards where Jhonny is
Never expected that one day he would return
She widened her clear eyes, ruffled her golden curls
She opened her mouth, put her hands to her face, and let out a memorable scream
Jhonny, completely soaked
Revolted, went back to the boarding school to get João
Who was being poorly looked after, poor thing, all abandoned
(This increased his brother's insanity even more)
Who tied the director with a rope
And kept pulling and pulling and pulling until he touched the ceiling
He scared Amélia and all those people
Who ran non-stop to get out of hell
Jhonny is an uncontrollable monster
Jhonny listens to Jhonny at considerable volume
Jhonny points the gun up high
Jhonny pulls the trigger and, suddenly, pow!
Jhonny Boy
Young serial killer
Jhonny Boy
He has fun with his father's gun listening to Chuck Berry
Jhonny fucking Jhonny Boy
Young serial killer
Jhonny Boy
In the art of cutting throats with a dull knife, I guarantee he is a master
Jhonny Boy
Young serial killer
Jhonny Boy
He has fun with his father's gun listening to Chuck Berry
Jhonny fucking Jhonny Boy
Young serial killer
Jhonny Boy
In the art of cutting throats with a dull knife, I guarantee he is a master
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definitely-brasil · 11 days ago
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But i also have auditory processing issues
Turns out i have dyslexia
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definitely-brasil · 11 days ago
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Turns out i have dyslexia
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definitely-brasil · 12 days ago
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Can of tuba
fish and chips but I’m broke so it’s a bag of lays and a can of tuba
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definitely-brasil · 12 days ago
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fish and chips but I’m broke so it’s a bag of lays and a can of tuba
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definitely-brasil · 13 days ago
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Is that Handyman Bill au
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definitely-brasil · 13 days ago
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To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.
-PLEASE REBLOG THIS YOU MAYBE ARE SAVING SOMEONES LIFE
You are special and amazing , If you need to talk or some help send me a dm and I will talk to you.
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definitely-brasil · 14 days ago
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Im a very gender person
Uhhh so
Explaining my flags :^
Left body: Transgender
Right body: Aspec
Left wing: Asexual
Right wing: Aromantic
Symbols: Autism, ADHD
Right pin: Genderfluid
Left pin: Disabled pride
Heart pin under scarf: Bisexual
@newbie-in-life
seen a bunch of these, so i thought i'd start my own cause it's fun :>
do this picrew + this quiz (dont share your type, share where you are on these spectrums as shown below. trust me, it's more accurate)
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@mildlybizarrecorvid
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