definitely-brasil
Football, samba, caipirinha and eldritch monsters
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Hello, this is Brasil talking, and i'll be sharing this blog with Blue
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definitely-brasil · 3 days ago
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https://youtube.com/shorts/UdKG3dyasXU?si=_fZxbF9yPwgowVSG
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definitely-brasil · 10 days ago
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Yisss
Ight I guess it’s my turn to do one cause I finally have a good idea
Let’s play a game! I’ll start—write down 7 band names, six of which you made up on þe spot•tag your friends, þey have to guess which one is þe real one•þen do þe same þemselves.
We Know Kung Who?
String Warden
They Might Be Giants
Priests of the Pastor
Mhellotic
2bit2guage
The The The The
Have fun!
@mildlybizarrecorvid @the-trash-eating-llama @0dividedby0haha @beesechurger1909 @ambivertpotato2137 @shark-tranny @mintbecrazy @chaoticcatbehaviour @chaos-triangle @kianf1sh @scooburst @cantgetshitindenver @a-being-of-chaossss @gay-little-isopod @weezebyrger-the-wizard @rat-detector
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definitely-brasil · 10 days ago
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Fixed it
Ight I guess it’s my turn to do one cause I finally have a good idea
Let’s play a game! I’ll start—write down 7 band names, six of which you made up on þe spot•tag your friends, þey have to guess which one is þe real one•þen do þe same þemselves.
We Know Kung Who?
String Warden
They Might Be Giants
Priests of the Pastor
Mhellotic
2bit2guage
The The The The
Have fun!
@mildlybizarrecorvid @the-trash-eating-llama @0dividedby0haha @beesechurger1909 @ambivertpotato2137 @shark-tranny @mintbecrazy @chaoticcatbehaviour @chaos-triangle @kianf1sh @scooburst @cantgetshitindenver @a-being-of-chaossss @gay-little-isopod @weezebyrger-the-wizard @rat-detector
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definitely-brasil · 10 days ago
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OH I FORGOR
Ight I guess it’s my turn to do one cause I finally have a good idea
Let’s play a game! I’ll start—write down 7 band names, six of which you made up on þe spot•tag your friends, þey have to guess which one is þe real one•þen do þe same þemselves.
We Know Kung Who?
String Warden
They Might Be Giants
Priests of the Pastor
Mhellotic
2bit2guage
The The The The
Have fun!
@mildlybizarrecorvid @the-trash-eating-llama @0dividedby0haha @beesechurger1909 @ambivertpotato2137 @shark-tranny @mintbecrazy @chaoticcatbehaviour @chaos-triangle @kianf1sh @scooburst @cantgetshitindenver @a-being-of-chaossss @gay-little-isopod @weezebyrger-the-wizard @rat-detector
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definitely-brasil · 10 days ago
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Its They Might Be Giants!!!!
Alr:
1: Sex After Midnight
2: Dazey and the Scouts
3: 2Gud2BTru
4: Street Rats
5: Running Away
6: Dizzy Girls Have Fun
7: Car Sex
@screwed-in-life @officially-lowes @actually-alberta @actual-transgender-navy @definitely-west-virginia and idk
Ight I guess it’s my turn to do one cause I finally have a good idea
Let’s play a game! I’ll start—write down 7 band names, six of which you made up on þe spot•tag your friends, þey have to guess which one is þe real one•þen do þe same þemselves.
We Know Kung Who?
String Warden
They Might Be Giants
Priests of the Pastor
Mhellotic
2bit2guage
The The The The
Have fun!
@mildlybizarrecorvid @the-trash-eating-llama @0dividedby0haha @beesechurger1909 @ambivertpotato2137 @shark-tranny @mintbecrazy @chaoticcatbehaviour @chaos-triangle @kianf1sh @scooburst @cantgetshitindenver @a-being-of-chaossss @gay-little-isopod @weezebyrger-the-wizard @rat-detector
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definitely-brasil · 10 days ago
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I hope pedos eat shit and die ❤
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
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definitely-brasil · 11 days ago
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American pizza kinda sucks in general
You know what's wild?
Your body- like, the one you're existing as? Your mind prison?- it's not a wholly independant entity. It's an ecosystem. You're a bog that's self-aware
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definitely-brasil · 11 days ago
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@bees-official hey look at this
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definitely-brasil · 11 days ago
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dfrinydlr-bradul
Welp
GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED
VD&diydgbyt-buh
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definitely-brasil · 13 days ago
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judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job
she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force
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definitely-brasil · 16 days ago
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Yep. Its just gonna get worse from here
why did I get a like as soon as I posted something, I didnt even tag it
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definitely-brasil · 17 days ago
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Cough cough @spotify-official cough cough
Huh? What was that? Haha...
why does spotify wrapped sound so seductive...
'wrapped's ready, are you?', 'life moves fast, luckily we took notes', 'commitment never sounded so good', 'you overachiever', 'who else got a lot of play this year?','thanks for coming along for the ride''until we meet again...'
like it gives suck sexy, charismatic and creepily charming villain vibes. Just Wow.
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definitely-brasil · 17 days ago
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aight, I might as well do one of these, cuz I’m bored
10. I’ll go and play in the snow done!
50. I’ll take a water bottle with me to stay hydrated done!
100. I’ll try to write something in progress
150. I will try to floss more in progress
200. I’ll try to start writing again in progress
300. I’ll tell my sister that I’m gay (uncertain though) (she’s chill I’m just not good at telling people that stuff) contemplating
500. I will try to stop talking to my homophobic school friends (it’s like, three people) in progress
700. I will stop talking to my homophobic out of school friend (he sucks but it’s a tougher thing to do there) in progress
1000. I will actually ask someone out I am trying to figure out who I would ask out
more I added
1500. I will ask for extra therapy
2000. I will ask to get some proper boots
do whatever you want for notes, uhh, limit of like, ten per person ig? Feel free to tag me when a goal is reached
FUCK, WDYM IT'S AT A THOUSAND DAMMIT YALL, I GET NO BITCHES, WHO THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO ASK OUT?
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definitely-brasil · 17 days ago
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reblog if gay
gonna see how far this goes without any tags.
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definitely-brasil · 17 days ago
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When you have a disability, especially if you're classified as "high functioning", you're often the victim of unreasonable expectations. And if you don't meet the expectations, you're punished.
So you burn yourself out in order to meet the expectations. After all, the expectation sounds reasonable, and you don't know how to explain why you struggle with it.
But when you succeed at it once, it's used as evidence that you never struggled and that you've always been able to do it. The people who hit you, berated you, and otherwise abused you use that as evidence that abusing you works.
You end up scarred for life knowing that suffering punishments simply for being you is an inevitable reality and will be for the rest of your life, while the people who abuse you get to pretend that they're motivating you to succeed.
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definitely-brasil · 17 days ago
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Thinking, because tiredness is like being drunk.
What if different types of alcohol were like different types of tiredness?
Champagne is chaotic, insane, posh tiredness.
Beer is raucous, loud, stupid tiredness.
Wine is french tiredness.
Ale is like... fighting tiredness.
Tequila is murderous tiredness.
Vodka is angry tiredness.
Cider is like that tiredness where you want to run away and go be a farmer.
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definitely-brasil · 17 days ago
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notes game, i need some motivation for finals<3
i put some check ins for myself in their too (in purple)
i am queuing this post i have no idea when it will release, finals week starts dec 17 btw
30 notes - ill finish my english reading notes
50 notes - ill email my teachers and ask for help
ill fill up my water bottle
100 notes - ill do my missing spanish assignments
200 notes - ill do everything i can to not fail chem
ill do something fun
350 notes - ill download a blocker on my computer to prevent me from going on youtube during certain times so i can focus
500 notes - ill try to get at least 8 hours of sleep finals week
ill write in a journal
700 notes - i will do even MORE to not fail chem
might add more, we'll see
no rules, just please dont spam tooooo much all at one time js cause ill get overwhelmed
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