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valjean: come to that, can you be sure that i am not your man?
the dubious inspector javert:
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i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face
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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams
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i just never want to see elon musk happy
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Extremely funny to me how many of Davrins companion quests are some variation of “do you want to go take a walk” yes king I absolutely do thank you I love you
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quick doodle, so it’s kinda messy haha
haven’t reached the end of origins yet, but from what I’ve heard, this is gonna hurt……..
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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
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i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff
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