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You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you'll get sick
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itâs really funny seeing that âall that pain and misery and loneliness and it only made you kindâ quote used on wei wuxian because like⊠he became a heretical necromancer who tortured his enemies into carving their living own bodies up and eating it iâmâ
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they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex abilityđ«Ł
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â November 10, 1917 / The Blue Octavo Notebooks
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you can sit in the kitchen and have strange memories
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The Kiaat Tree (Pterocarpus angolensis, also called âbloodwoodâ) releases red sap when cut. Species of Pterocarpus native to southern Africa, in Angola, Mozambique, Namibia, South Africa, Swaziland, Tanzania, Zaire, Zimbabwe, and Zambia.
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Let this be your sign to watch older movies right now please
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Alberto Morrocco (Scottish 1917-1998)
âThe Blue Bedroomâ
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life would be sooo good without my curse
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Was just diagnosed with âneed to bite youâ disorder. Yeah sorry itâs terminal. The only cure is biting you. Câmere.
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WOMAN TWEETING: girls go to college to get more knowledge đ boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider đ
MAN RETWEETING: And women wonder why men abuse and kill women. Pretty telling, isnât it?
ELON MUSK, REPLYING: Fascinating
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Me, explaining how to boil vegetables and broth in a stockpot with shampoo to make shamopoup: "See the key is to keep it on a low simmer or it leeches the nonstick coating out of the pot."
FBI agent who has been pretending to be an egirl for 9 months trying to entrap me into killing a judge: "Omg babe thats so cool, but you know what would be even cooler?"
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cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody
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ok i slept and ate food and now i will walk around
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when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to
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