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monday night football???? no, you misheard me i said monday knight football. TOUCHDOWN, MILORD
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So now I’m curious
After seeing so many joke posts and whatnot already for Pokemon Go about running off, leaving class, etc. etc. I’m kinda curious about something. What is the one Non-legendary Pokemon that you would drop everything to go catch if it were nearby? And don’t put it in the tags, let’s get a nice long stretch of reblogs going for our Favorite Pokemon. :o) Mine is Cubone!
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Uh oh! You’ve been visited by the trump slug. Share or the trump slug will crawl into your ear in 30 seconds.
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The Story of Romeo and Juliet Condensed Into a Single GIF
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Today’s the first day of shark week so here are some thresher sharks.
Is it just me, or is anyone else disappointed that most of shark week is devoted to only a few species of sharks?
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buddy cop movie with hayley atwell and idris elba as unlikely partners and dwayne the rock johnson as the bakery owner who witnesses a violent crime in the alley behind his shop and has to be protected
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music by twenty one pilots; mashup by jon gibson (download)
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‘’bi people can pass off as straight irl it’s why they’re fake’’ they don’t pass off as anything you’re just assuming they’re straight. you are assuming their default is straight. you are being heteronormative. shut up and get your obvious biphobia away
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parents: we want grandchildren
me: [adopts puppy]
me: congratulations, his name is bark ruffalo and he loves you
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me 2 days ago: why!!!!! do!!!!! i!!!!! care!!!!! so!!!!! much!!!!! about!!!!! some!!!!! things!!!!!!!!!!!!
me yesterday: i am empty and sad and i just want to feel something
me this morning: nothiiiiiiing feels real anymooooooore
me tonight: i'm ENJOYING THINGS!!! i have REAL HUMAN EMOTIONS WHAT!!! THIS IS GREAT
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“Your highness” is gender neutral.
So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.
That’ll work.
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doctor who episodes → aliens of london / world war three
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