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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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Het aces and het aros are just as ace/aro as any other.
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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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Hey quick question why the hell does handsome jack wear so many layers of clothing ????
There’s his shirt, button up, vest, some other weird white coat AND another coat like how he’s not gotten like several heatstrokes in one day on Pandora is truly beyond me
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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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This picture has the same energy as a Borderlands character intro
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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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Disney peaked with the Emperor’s New Groove
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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
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THIS IS A TROMBONE
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THIS IS A TUBA
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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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My favorite thing about "Ok Boomer" is that, instead of arguing, the youth unconsiously and collectively decided to literally just verbally wave boomers off and treat them like children who won't shut up and i think that's beautiful
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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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i have been in a certain mood lately but i’m not emotionally intelligent enough to fully articulate it
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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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this stream is the best 😂😂
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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.
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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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absolutely stellar
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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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Don’t listen to Handsome Jack
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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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all i do is listen to music really loudly while i walk in circles and daydream :/
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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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reasons why it is actually 2013
things that are popular again:
mcr
the jonas brothers
dan and phil
david tennant/dr. who related stuff
michael sheen/twilight related stuff
minecraft
jared padalecki
hetalia
percy jackson
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defectivedetective · 5 years ago
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Bucky: *kills people*
Steve:
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