def-not-a-mushroom
Definitely a Human
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totally not a mushroom I promise
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def-not-a-mushroom 6 months ago
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Oh, to be a 60's grease monkey 馃様
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def-not-a-mushroom 1 year ago
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Yes purely because
HEAVYMEDIC
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def-not-a-mushroom 1 year ago
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Reblog to kill it faster
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def-not-a-mushroom 1 year ago
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I love the implication of heavy, medic, and Sasha being in a poly relationship!
heavy tf2 objectum. fuck you
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def-not-a-mushroom 1 year ago
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@89cats, I thought you might appreciate how handsome Loki is.
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def-not-a-mushroom 1 year ago
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Me reading my draft for the fifteenth time to make sure I don't post "I sell and smoke drugs" online
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def-not-a-mushroom 1 year ago
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Me n my cat馃挏
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def-not-a-mushroom 1 year ago
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Ofc I would! It's me!
reblog for larger sample size :)
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def-not-a-mushroom 1 year ago
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Reblog if you say "Y'all"
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def-not-a-mushroom 1 year ago
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HEY.
are you scrolling [tumblr] instead of sleeping?
idiot. clown. I cast sleepy spell on you. fuck you. sweet dreams ily
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def-not-a-mushroom 1 year ago
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I can hear the French 'WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP'
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leaked team fortress 3 e3 gameplay
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def-not-a-mushroom 1 year ago
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a question for anyone who reads this and might have an opinion, but
what do you think about people calling themselves things like "creature", "gremlin", "cryptid", etc?
do you see it negatively? positively? neither?
does it depend on the situation?
has doing so had negative/positive affects on you and your mental state? (if you are someone who uses these terms to describe yourself)
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def-not-a-mushroom 1 year ago
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Happy one year anniversary of the queen's death!!
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def-not-a-mushroom 1 year ago
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*laughs in having never seen a dickbutt*
Y'know. Can't remember the last time I saw a dickbutt.
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def-not-a-mushroom 1 year ago
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Cat distribution system strikes again!
Found this angel on the side of the road, abandoned and covered in fleas.
We gave her a bath and she is (as of writing this) listening to Music for Cats Album One.
I need name suggestions, so do your thing, Tumblr!
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def-not-a-mushroom 1 year ago
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I was informed that when I get drunk, I start doing trust falls, and subsequently get everyone else doing trust falls, and that it usually ends in a group hug.
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def-not-a-mushroom 1 year ago
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Why I hate Mitski.
Fuck, I can't listen without shaking in anger at the memories of those people.
"i'm not triggered or upset by or even ideologically opposed to it, i just associate it with something so bad that i can't enjoy it anymore" is such a frustrating relationship to have with a piece of media
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