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Like, he should constantly be reading books like "surgery for dummies" or "organs 101" or "how to steal a skeleton and get away with it"

Or hell, even wild shit like "how do I reanimate a corpse to be my slave?" And "making deals with the devil: how to sell HIS soul"

it’s always insane to me when people have medic doing ‘paperwork’ in fics. honest to god what paperwork is medic fucking doing, what would he even be doing paperwork for to begin with? he’s not a lawyer and he doesn’t give a shit about rules and regulations. it’s always used as a “boring” activity for him to be doing so it can transition into something else, but couldn’t you just have him reading a book or something?

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Lead.

something in the water that makes soldier mains bisexual

can hazard a few guesses though

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everyone in my inbox can smoke the inbox blunt

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Op how tf is this not a heritage post

hey can i make a terrible post real quick

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reblog to gently and gingerly kiss heavy’s bald head

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"THE CART STOPPED MOVING!!"

REBLOG TO MOVE THE PAYLOAD

Because nobody else will fuckin do it.

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Reblog this bread if you have played team fortress 2

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The duality of man.

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Oh, to be a 60's grease monkey 😔

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Yes purely because

HEAVYMEDIC

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Reblog to kill it faster

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I love the implication of heavy, medic, and Sasha being in a poly relationship!

heavy tf2 objectum. fuck you

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@89cats, I thought you might appreciate how handsome Loki is.

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Me reading my draft for the fifteenth time to make sure I don't post "I sell and smoke drugs" online

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Me n my cat💜

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Ofc I would! It's me!

reblog for larger sample size :)