deerbelly

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thank you everyone for following me, but i think my relationship with tumblr is over, i’ve been on this fuckin website for 8 years. i’m kind of over it, but i’m gonna keep my account up probably. not a superstar blogger or anything, but i finally feel passionate about things in real life like the classes i’m taking and other hobbies. just growing out of using the internet as a number one hobby. see y’all somewhere else probably

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this is the worst way a website has ever asked me for my gender

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CrackingOpenAColdOneWithTheBoyssexual/romantic: Only feeling sexual/romantic attraction when cracking open a cold one with the boys.

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THANKS WHEEL OF FORTUNE FOR THIS NEW REACTION IMAGE

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doctor: well its a boy, have you decided on a name yet?

me: my son has no teeth

doctor: thats normal for a newborn sir

me: how will my child survive

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garlic: i am very strongly smelling to keep away thingsthat will eat me

humans: THAT'S SOME TASTY FUCKING SHIT RIGHT THERE

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I can’t believe we live in a world where the idea of helping people fleeing from war and famine is a controversial issue.

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Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

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Capitalists will have children go without food before they give up even the tiniest part of their wealth.

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i overdrew my bank account for the first time trying to pay for school and i’m having a slight breakdown. nothing like combining the stresses of schools with ur finances hahahahha!!! will all my classes get dropped, who knows

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On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

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Artist Walead Beshty Shipped Glass Boxes Inside FedEx Boxes to Produce Shattered Sculptures

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white boys literally only see themselves as human bc every time they say shit like “oh whats next, a fat black bisexual amputee??” in response to the idea of diversity in media its obvious that each word they add to this description to make it more ridiculous sounding is meant to be another degree further from Real people, as if there werent more people than you could imagine that fit that description 

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this is yall