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IS THAT FREAK DOING WEIRD SHIT AGAIN?

FINE, I'LL GET HIS ASS.

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK fuck im a horse NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH I WILL KICK YOU

-Ideal IM FEELING AGGRESSIVE. The one working at Target.

@deeply-fried-wings GET YO FUCKING HORSE BITCH

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NOT MY HORSE.

GET HIM YOURSELF

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK fuck im a horse NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH I WILL KICK YOU

-Ideal IM FEELING AGGRESSIVE. The one working at Target.

@deeply-fried-wings GET YO FUCKING HORSE BITCH

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I don't believe you understand.

I will let you use the ballista for ANYTHING other than spearing birds, specifically because that cassowary kicked a ballista bolt so hard it rebounded and wrecked my beautiful ballista.

Such is all I wish to say on the matter.

*releases chicken number 2*

*It's a cassowary*

*Good luck*

WE (technically) HAVE A BALLISTA WHY DO YOU KEEP SENDING THESE POOR ANIMALS TO THEIR DEATH

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The ballista is not for spearing birds.

Either way, that particular cassowary once parried a ballista bolt back at me. I wouldn't try it.

Best of luck with Cassie.

*releases chicken number 2*

*It's a cassowary*

*Good luck*

WE (technically) HAVE A BALLISTA WHY DO YOU KEEP SENDING THESE POOR ANIMALS TO THEIR DEATH

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Running the midnight shift at this hellhole is quite peculiar. Why is someone outside by our sign, waving their arms?

Has the world truly lost it's final screws?

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Firstly, Gubo has not bothered me recently. I suspect it is due to the fact that I tipped the bolt with a hint of my blood, which is toxic enough to kill one of those "bloodfiends" on the spot.

Secondly, I was unaware. Is your daughter, perhaps, the one who threw a cinderblock at my leg a month ago, and broke it?

Still questioning why, in my sights, I found a rather well-off looking person put on an elaborate costume of my balistarius... in order to make out with someone.

T'was this one posing as another? A bit of.. role-play, as one may say?

@burgerlkingofthewilddelivery , why would someone choose to take your likeness? I am very curious.

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My fellow, it's alright to prefer men over women. Nobody shall fault you for it.

Why would such a well-off man choose to slander one merely trying to get by? Have you oft insulted the wrong crowd?

Regardless, a bolt is willing to be shot at your slanderer.

Still questioning why, in my sights, I found a rather well-off looking person put on an elaborate costume of my balistarius... in order to make out with someone.

T'was this one posing as another? A bit of.. role-play, as one may say?

@burgerlkingofthewilddelivery , why would someone choose to take your likeness? I am very curious.

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Still questioning why, in my sights, I found a rather well-off looking person put on an elaborate costume of my balistarius... in order to make out with someone.

T'was this one posing as another? A bit of.. role-play, as one may say?

@burgerlkingofthewilddelivery , why would someone choose to take your likeness? I am very curious.

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How do you feel about Gubo Yi Sang ID?

[Honorific relating to your pronouns] this is a mcdonalds.

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Dongrang is outside the mcdonalds. Truly unideal.

@burgerlkingofthewilddelivery, Aim for the pelvis. Paralyze the fucker from the waist down, so he shan't ever set foot on mcdonalds property again.

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Throw it into the road and paint him across the pavement.

The body isn't of any use to me.

nice ballista

Thank you. I plan to ill somebody's life using a steel-tipped wedge fired from it.

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Only if you manage to hit her and that fucko with the circle-glasses.

nice ballista

Thank you. I plan to ill somebody's life using a steel-tipped wedge fired from it.

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Leave my fellow out of this beef, or I will aim the ballista at your sister.

We shall attempt to assassinate each other, not our fellows. Such all I have to say to you, child of nepotism.

Happy birthday, asshole.

There's a gift under the drive-thru counter.

It's not a shaped charge.

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Don't worry I gave you a gift in your car as well.

It's not a pipe bomb.

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I walk home.

Who's car did you put a pipe bomb in?

Happy birthday, asshole.

There's a gift under the drive-thru counter.

It's not a shaped charge.

- @deeply-fried-wings

Don't worry I gave you a gift in your car as well.

It's not a pipe bomb.

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nice ballista

Thank you. I plan to ill somebody's life using a steel-tipped wedge fired from it.

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Sleep with one eye open. Your little rabbit bodyguard won't stop me.

I will pour the contents of the deep fryer onto your face, so that your visage shall be marred so much that your identity shall be null and void.

Psst, have some of yi sang's weed

I'm flushing it and recording it to send to him after work.

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Good shit. It'll take him at least 10 weeks to recover from that.

Threw a mcmolotov at Dongrang for going anywhere near our premises.

@mcdonaldsdrivethrubaoyu you're next. Keep the fuck away from my weed.