Someone: I thought I told you to not bring any back up.
Arthur: I didn't.
Someone: Who's that behind you then?
Arthur: Oh him? He's not back up. He's my emotional support servant. I bring him along on dangerous situations so he can see how awesome I am.
Merlin: *Waves*
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collaboration
@taz-membrane
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Too early
it is to dam early for Christmas stuff whar till Thanksgiving is over. Please I'm sick of Christmas
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Arthur: [in an interrogation room] Don't say a word.
Merlin: [pause] Fergulous.
Arthur: Merlin, I said no words.
Merlin: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word. Suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.
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penis
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My friend's cat was meowing and they yelled "shut up, no one loves you." Then "I love you" while eating hummus with me.
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raccoon balloon
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“Cis is a slur” “don’t call me straight” ok. Faggn’t
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Lol I need to go back and rewatch the last avatar
my favorite chaotic scene in atla has to be the one where Zuko and Aang get glued stuck in the sun warrior ruins. just Aang yelling bloody murder bc he's never been in a situation like this without someone eventually helping him out, Zuko telling him to be fucking quiet bc he's used to being left to his own devices, Aang asking what they should do instead and Zuko proposing to have an existential crisis together. absolute gold i'm telling you
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finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)
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Imagine this.
merlin right.
merlin but gay
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i hate them sm
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We dont talk enough about the sword in the stone episodes and how fkn gorgeous Colin is in them…
Look:
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