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what if i wish i could be my kin physically though

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Flametrooper (Star Wars - The Force Awakens) room decor/wearables package

Figure ($35.00+) | Banner ($36.00) | Outlet Cover ($13.95+)

Hoodie ($15.00+) | Crate ($24.99) | Patch ($6.99+)

Arm Band ($15.00) | Sticker ($3.00) | Bracelet ($6.49)

SURPRISE BONUS ($17.50)

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Canon slang for stuff??

(side-eyes the datapad with a very extensive list of weird-ass jargon from the Star Wars universe)

Yeah uh... we had some weird names for stuff. Like it made sense then, but now? Wow.

- Your Friendly Neighborhood Flametrooper

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canon media!

there were SO many war propaganda movies. like 75% of all movies were blatant war propaganda

- helldiver #🪲👾

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Pro tip: having full tactile sensation in dreams is not all it's cracked up to be.

Had a dream last night that was some Point Blank gang b.s. (which is a kintype that hasn't given me much in a long while) mixed with some Absolute Asset Nonsense (is2g I have some form of a permashift for that fucker :V gahd)

Anyways it was some real nasty hand-to-hand and like. After the fight, sitting down heavily on some steps, checking self over to see how bad the wounds are, feeling real sore...

Wake up.

Immediately gently touch face like "broken nose?!? No. Split lip??! Also, no. Okay it was dream. We good."

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Happy May the 4th to all the Star Wars folk out there! May the force be with yall and all that jazz.

- Your friendly neighborhood Flametrooper

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indeed.com/jobs/living-weapon

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I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me

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Forgot to send in this for March heckin oops lmao

But Canon Death Counts are uh. Well that sure is a number! I got nothing concrete buuuuuuttt

As a Mobile Infantry trooper, it was just. So many bugs. I don't wanna count that. We used nuclear rockets (akin to an RPG but it's shoulder mounted on power armor) to clear out arachnid dens + colonies.

As an asset, I know I was used more recon than anything, but when I was ordered to get my hands dirty, by god, they got DIRTY. I'm glad I can't remember any numbers from that. I do know I had ""eradicated"" an entire remote research blacksite once. (At least) so. I've got a feeling that life has a number in the low triple digits.

Flametrooper - do buildings count? I mean yeah okay I def got SOME people bc a flamethrower is a weapon that's addressed "to whom it may concern" if ya catch my drift.

Necromancer - uhhh reverse death count? I guess?? I was enlisted to bring soldiers back from the dead during particularly nasty battles, so we wouldn't loose *as many* people if we could.

- DDC ☢️

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I also took a video right as we passed through the first layer of clouds. I figured some of you might get kinfeels from it :)

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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈.

𝑫𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒓𝒚 𝑲𝒉𝒓𝒂𝒎𝒕𝒔𝒐𝒗.

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Had a staff meeting at work tonight

My sleep ambient choice got brought up

My manager, listening to it like "... well that's probably an indication of something-" (paraphrasing but u get the idea)

Everyone - "how tf do u sleep to this"

Me, lying thru my teeth - "idfk!!"

I am not telling everyone it's probably bc of kinnie b.s. that I sleep better w distant gunfire and/or creepy secret base type ambient sounds alkfjrkdkskkala

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Weirdest kin? I mean. All of them are p damn weird / niche, but, for me, the top contenders for me are

🔥 a Flametrooper. Like. We show up super briefly in the background at the beginning of Star Wars: the Force Awakens. That's it.

🪖 a noncanon Mobile Infantry soldier from Starship Troopers (specifically more like. SST Invasion movie. Or the book. Not the one film everyone who knows SST knows.)

☢️ Zeitgeist, from Marvel (more specifically Deadpool 2 than the comics) - Like ???? For those who have seen Deadpool 2. You know what I mean ???!?? Im NEVER trusting Wade with his opinions on what's safe to do with the weather. Bro would fly a kite during a lightning storm.

Yeah. Bruh. 💀

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Canon clothes! 👕 🕶👖

I have a few t-shirts in this life that I associate with specific kintypes.

I've got a couple Star Wars shirts. Granted, one is an Empire design, not First Order but w/e. That t-shirt design rules. The other shirt is the First Order emblem with a fire insignia on top. Flametrooper brain go brrrrrrr

A fuckin. Tshirt with *their* gd logo that I got back when Captain America: The Winter Soldier first came out. Not the gr8st thing to have now soooooo it's delegated to sleepy time tshirt, esp for when I'm in those shifts. (My sunglasses, too, kinda, but I do wanna get tac goggles again. Maybe I can make them a darker tint too.... would be useful both for kinfeels and bc light hurts dude... my eyes are sensitive af)

Oh, also have a tshirt with my unit's insignia on it, and the motto. (Everyone fights, no one quits.)

Those are the main ones. Tbh I want more, both for some of my other 'types and for these ones.

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Concept art for costume of ZeitGeist (Deadpool 2) by Joseph Cross.

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Flame on!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#flametrooper #stormtrooper #starwars #theforceawakens #episodevii