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Deep Quotes
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A blog dedicated to deep quotes that sound classic but are actually from shitposts.
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deep-shitposts · 1 year ago
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deep-shitposts · 1 year ago
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"Proudly i will stand defiant like a stone amongst the lashing tide like a mountain against the howling wind."
@qixzel, on the widespread idea that fictional old men fuck like crazy
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deep-shitposts · 1 year ago
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"Like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine."
@hatingongodot
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deep-shitposts · 2 years ago
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we crumpled your man up like tissue paper btw. like we all took turns crumpling then uncrumpling him. sorry. couldn’t resist because he is just so crumpleable
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deep-shitposts · 2 years ago
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"It's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly."
-@homunculus-argument when creating instant spoiled milk
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deep-shitposts · 3 years ago
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The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil
@omnybus
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deep-shitposts · 3 years ago
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My heart just stopped and when it started again I cursed directly at god for allowing me to survive this
@targuzzler
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deep-shitposts · 3 years ago
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That Korn pic is a parasitic blight and yet you reblog it every day as if you have forgotten what it is to fear God…
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deep-shitposts · 3 years ago
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what is the meaning behind your url?
my life story, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
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deep-shitposts · 3 years ago
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I know that god is dead but please don't shove it in.
@the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone , after listening to 45 hours of Two Trucks, with a 1 hour break of It's Not Unusual
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deep-shitposts · 3 years ago
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You know what will kill you, but you will die laughing
The UQuiz result in @bondsmagii 's dream
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deep-shitposts · 3 years ago
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Was it good? Was it worth it? Are you able to bear the weight of your sin?
@ace-the-raboot (aka the salt mine wizard)
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deep-shitposts · 3 years ago
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"Can't have sins if you don't believe in gods"
@straight-to-the-pain , when tagged in a whump bingo post
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deep-shitposts · 4 years ago
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Why exist in a world that steals away every good thing, modicum of joy?
All I love and cherish and hold dear-- torn from me by the uncaring hands of indifferent fate.
@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses , when their cat jumped from their lap after standing up.
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deep-shitposts · 4 years ago
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Enjoy the eleventh circle of hell.
"genuinely hurt you think I'm only on level eleven"
@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses and @commandersundown
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deep-shitposts · 4 years ago
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It looks like you're trying to tear apart God with your hands and build something new, a lithe thing of the earth that knows the tunnels you know like a heart beat.
Clippy from @thisisalsoyou 's comic
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deep-shitposts · 4 years ago
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What's the point of having a glass house if you're not throwing stones?
@sleepypurplepandas
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