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"Proudly i will stand defiant like a stone amongst the lashing tide like a mountain against the howling wind."

@qixzel, on the widespread idea that fictional old men fuck like crazy

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"Like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine."

@hatingongodot

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we crumpled your man up like tissue paper btw. like we all took turns crumpling then uncrumpling him. sorry. couldn’t resist because he is just so crumpleable

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"It's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly."

-@homunculus-argument when creating instant spoiled milk

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The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

@omnybus

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My heart just stopped and when it started again I cursed directly at god for allowing me to survive this

@targuzzler

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That Korn pic is a parasitic blight and yet you reblog it every day as if you have forgotten what it is to fear God…

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what is the meaning behind your url?

my life story, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

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I know that god is dead but please don't shove it in.

@the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone , after listening to 45 hours of Two Trucks, with a 1 hour break of It's Not Unusual

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You know what will kill you, but you will die laughing

The UQuiz result in @bondsmagii 's dream

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Was it good? Was it worth it? Are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

@ace-the-raboot (aka the salt mine wizard)

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"Can't have sins if you don't believe in gods"

@straight-to-the-pain , when tagged in a whump bingo post

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Why exist in a world that steals away every good thing, modicum of joy?

All I love and cherish and hold dear-- torn from me by the uncaring hands of indifferent fate.

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses , when their cat jumped from their lap after standing up.

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Enjoy the eleventh circle of hell.

"genuinely hurt you think I'm only on level eleven"

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses and @commandersundown

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It looks like you're trying to tear apart God with your hands and build something new, a lithe thing of the earth that knows the tunnels you know like a heart beat.

Clippy from @thisisalsoyou 's comic

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What's the point of having a glass house if you're not throwing stones?

@sleepypurplepandas