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@birds-multimuse​:(Dan) "You can have mine if you want."

      “ What. “

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      “ Motherfucker... 

             I just chipped a nail. “

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spiritedoperetta​:

He’d look around a bit before looking at Alba, his one eye simulating a cocked brow. “Wait– Really?…”

     “ I don’t know, really, Grey? “

     He says, turning as if to head off, giving his tailfeathers a little teasing shake and a wink delivered to Grey,

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spiritedoperetta​:

“I try, I mean shit, maybe slap a ring on me one of these days if you just can’t let anyone else have me.”

      “ That IS the plan, yeah. Making you mine is part of my checklist. “

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augurhound replied to your post “8 FOOT TALL FOUR ARMED ROBOT CHARGES ALBA LIKE A LOOSE BULL”

SLAMS INTO HIM LIKE A BUS BEGINS VIOLENTLY STABBING

    Blood goes everywhere, the Spirit Thief has been slain, the scourge of the nau ja’mas, stealer of souls. A children’s tale comes to its end.

      Except it doesn’t, he’s standing right behind the construct. It was an illusion?

      “ GOOD JOB EDDIE!

      YOU DID IT!!!! 

           WHO’S A GOOD BOY?! “

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spiritedoperetta​:

“Do I really cook that well, Alba? Or do I just treat you that well? Cause we seem rather magnetized, huh?” 

       “ All of the above.

        And you’re also just smokin’ sexy to boot. “

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spiritedoperetta​:

“What’re you gonna propose to me?”

    “ Yeah. “

     Lays down as if to mimic the notion of kneeling down.

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@ketzerhund​

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8 FOOT TALL FOUR ARMED ROBOT CHARGES ALBA LIKE A LOOSE BULL

      “ WARM WELCOME I SEE! “

      He spreads his wings, inviting. Give him a hug!

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@spiritedoperetta​

     “ No, I don’t think I will “

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Oh! I haven't seen you on Dash in a while, it's so good to see Alba again!

       “ I’m here monday to friday~ “

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       “ I don’t want to be horny, I just want to be happy. “

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       “ I don’t want to be horny, I just want to be happy. “

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@spiritedoperetta​

Grey vc : Alba, c'mon what does a randomly generated number know about how attractive someone is anyways?

       “ You’re right.

       Robots are stupid, anyways. “

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@spiritedoperetta​

Grey vc : You're at least an 80, personally.

      “ Yeah, sure. It’s not like I care. “

       ...dumb machine...

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     “ ... “

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spiritedoperetta​:

“There’s an easier way of doing that. And it’s to tell them shit ain’t gonna work out that way, Bud. And you don’t lose someone in the process.”

        “ I know.

        Maybe I’m just heartless, I haven’t been able to care about that for a while, or well, I do, but ... I’m just too tired to deal with any of it. “