deceasedcharmofthebourgeoisie
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33. Archaeologizer. She/her/they/ them. Likes women, cats, tea, coffee, alcoholic beverages, plants, archaeology. This isn't a serious blog, except when it is.
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Wish I was a late bronze age girl
I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.
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Articluated Salmon Rattle
Andy Louie
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just looked over to find my cat had somehow crawled into the sleeve of my jacket ???? fucking wheezing. the baleful worm
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Unknown Derby Girl, 1970s, Hermosa Beach, CA.
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bro LMFAOOOO
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Hazel McNab Art
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Holy Moonlight Sword / Moonlight Greatswords made in 2022, 2018, and 2017
My guiding moonlight 🌕
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it's simple really: october is for horror movies with highly stylized villains and iconic monsters because they make for good costumes. early november is for gothic horror because of the fog and decay etc. late november is for zombies (commentary on consumerist culture). december is for psychological horror and stuff where they're trapped in a room because that's when you have to go to holiday parties with your family.
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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It
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favorite bug?? ?
Once in high school I went to a Bruce Springsteen concert and it was a hot summer evening so the bugs were out in force and this one tenacious cicada flew right into Bruce’s face and bounced off onto the floor in front of him and he bent down to pick it up and held it out in front of the crowd and he said “all right, okay, I don’t want to cast aspersions on your local wildlife here, but North Carolina, can somebody please tell me—what the FUCK is this space-alien-lookin thing?” and a reporter took a picture and that was the image they used in the paper the next day: Bruce Springsteen looking perplexed while holding a concussed cicada
so yeah that’s my favorite bug, it was that specific cicada
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Bruce Munro: ‘Waterlilies’ (2012) Location: Longwood Gardens, Pennsylvania
100 shining colorful waterlilies made of 65,000 recycled CDs float at Longwood Gardens in Kennett Square, Pennsylvania creating a light installation.
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now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*
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This distinctively warty lichen is Melanohalea exasperata (with several friends) on a lushly populated oak twig.
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It can be tricky to find as it mostly grows high up in the tree canopy - so far I've only enountered it on branches that have recently fallen to the ground.
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Picking Mushrooms <3
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