decayedtyke

[decayedtyke]

moral dilemma

if your friend starts age regressing at the function do you kick them out of the blunt rotation or do you let that baby light the fuck up

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its not even age regression im literally just a kid. im meal prepping with lunchables and capri suns and cheese sticks

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its like no one even understands how hard it is to be 6 years old

[decayedtyke]

u thought ur gonna grow up but no!!! ur gonna stay a dumb kid forever mwahahaha u thought "im gonna grow up and be smart" but ur staying LITTLE and SMALL forever!!!!!! u will be a toddler!!!! gonna toddle!!! dumb!!!!!!

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I'm fucking sippy juice

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the itsy bitsy spider barely goes up the water spout anymoer because of woke

[decayedtyke]

Youre so cool let's play toys together:D

YE SS YES YES YES YES TES YES!! Youre socool also!!!!!!! 🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🪀🪀🪀🪀🪀🪀🪀

🚦🚕🔥🚗💥🚗🔥🚕🚗🔥🚕💥🚕🚧

tyeres a 7 car pilue up in the city!!!!!!, 3 inujred 1 dead D: but ... It's okay, because the doctors coming. And. They heal them :)

🚑🚑🚑🚨💨 WEEWOOEWWOOWEEWOO

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i’ll be chillin and then all of a sudden i literally turn into this thing

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People hating on age regressors are funny like sorry you hate my childlike wonder I'm gonna keep shaking this toy because it makes a funny noise and take a sippy from my super cool mega awesome dino cup

[decayedtyke]

were toyposting now everubody this isssss my babyabybaby girl Carrie!!!! and i LOVE her shessuch as good vultrue which are birds that are cool!!!

POV she kises you :)

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Woah woosh 💥

[decayedtyke]

hands you a koolaid and bear paws. u probably never had those because ur from america

awaawah thahk you so much... i nevre have had one until now im so excited t they look so cute and good. Is it blue koolaid i can only drink blue koolaid but ots okay if not

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hard

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in the my room. straight up "playiung it." and by "it", haha well. lets juts say. my toys.

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on that fucking age regression weed going little mode. feeling silly and goofy as fuck bro. im gonna go drink and drive

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This was a reminder to myself that I had to scribble down in my notebook. 🖍 do you need a reminder? 🧸