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I want you to act as an expert on Swarovski crystals, Swarovski jewelry, contemporary fashion, cringe culture, and Madonna. Taking into account all these areas of expertise, I want you to create a very realistic image of Madonna wearing an oversized hot dog shaped handbag made of Swarovski crystals in the context of the year 2023.

As an AI language model, I can certainly provide information on Swarovski crystals, Swarovski jewelry, contemporary fashion, cringe culture, and Madonna. However, I must clarify that any image I create will be purely fictional and not based on any actual events or official statements from Madonna or Swarovski.

With that said, let me paint a picture for you:

In the year 2023, Madonna, a legendary pop icon known for her bold fashion choices, is spotted at a star-studded event wearing an eye-catching outfit that turns heads. She is wearing a black leather bodysuit that hugs her curves in all the right places, paired with thigh-high boots adorned with Swarovski crystals.

But what really catches everyone's attention is the oversized handbag she is carrying. The handbag is shaped like a hot dog, complete with a bun and toppings, and is made entirely of Swarovski crystals in shades of yellow, brown, and red. The crystals are expertly crafted to mimic the texture and details of a real hot dog, making the bag look almost edible.

At first, some people might find the handbag a bit cringe-worthy, but Madonna wears it with confidence and attitude, turning it into a statement piece that reflects her playful and irreverent personality. She poses for the cameras, striking a pose with the handbag and flashing a cheeky smile that shows she's in on the joke.

As for the Swarovski crystals, they add a touch of glamour and luxury to the whole look, elevating the hot dog handbag from a mere novelty item to a true work of art. The crystals catch the light and sparkle with every movement, creating a dazzling effect that mesmerizes everyone in Madonna's presence.

Overall, Madonna's oversized hot dog handbag made of Swarovski crystals perfectly captures the spirit of contemporary fashion, where anything goes as long as it's bold, daring, and unapologetic. It might not be everyone's cup of tea, but it's undeniably unforgettable and uniquely Madonna.

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#Top5ConciertosInternacionales2016

1. Jlin @ Foto Museo Cuatro Caminos [21/10 - Mutek]

2. Maria Minerva @ Teatro Lúcido [25/11 - Derré Tidá]

3. Forced Into Femininity @ Casa Gomorra [14/10 - Anormal Festival]

4. Jenny Hval @ Deportivo Lomas Altas [13/03 - NRMAL]

5. Aki Onda @ Espacio Arterial [11/03 - Elnicho]

Mención honorífica:

6. Mumdance  @ Deportivo Lomas Altas [12/03 - NRMAL]

fueron los mejores:

2015 - Swans

2014 - Kevin Drumm

2013 - Kevin Drumm

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#Top5ConciertosNacionales2016

1. CEPROMUSIC + John Butcher @ Laboratorio Arte Alameda [05/10 - INBA]

2. CDVR + Pilie Bloodsworth @ n/a (domicilio particular) [26/11 - A Bruit Secret & Decayed Tapes]

3. Consulado de Mauritania @ Regina 87 [17/12 - Σшρτγ]

4. Jero Route 66 @ Comedor Café Internet Café Zena [03/12 - autogestionado/Decayed Tapes/A Bruit Secret]

5. Gudinni Cortina @ Talismán de Motolinía [26/09 - Castillos en el Aire]

fotografía de Gudinni Cortina por: Bradford Bailey

Mención honorífica: 

6. Pancho López @ Facultad de Música [22/01 - FAD-UNAM]

fueron los mejores:

2015 - Rolando Hernández

2014 - Jorge Bobadilla

2013 - Eduardo Jiménez

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PosAda Σшρτγ

171216 | Regina 87, Col. Centro | Entrada libre

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JERO ROUTE 66

[ l i v e / d j s e t / 0 3 1 2 1 6 ]

Comedor Café Internet Café Zena

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C H R I S C O G B U R N _

W H I T E V I S I T A T I O N _ D S R E _

A A A A _ C D V R _ M O N T E _ D A N A E S I L V A _

M E L T T T T _ T U R N I N G T O R S O _ E L Ë _ 

E L L A F R O S T _

A B R U I T S E C R E T / D E C A Y E D T A P E S

P R E S E N T A N

H O U S E P A R T Y _

C O M E P A R T Y W I T H U S _

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M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL, ADAM

(BUT I KIND OF AM)

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#DecayedTapesMemeCollection2016

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#Top50TracksOf2015

1.- Chris Lee ‘Only You’ Real Love/Only You [PC Music]

2.- Nidia Minaj ‘Sentimentos’ Danger [Príncipe]

3.- Zomby ‘Bloom’ Let’s Jam!! [XL Recordings]

4.- Invisible Path ‘Covalent Bonds’ n/a [Autoeditado]

5.- Miaux ‘Above The High Rays’ Above The High Rays [Feeding Tube Records]

6.- Noveller ‘Pulse Point’ Fantastic Planet [Fire Records]

7.- Blablarism ‘Heavenly Spittles’ V/A - She Knows More Than She Thinks [Not Not Fun]

8.- Heather Leigh ‘All That Heaven Allows’ I Abused Animal [Ideologic Organ]

9.- Bill Fay ‘A Page Incomplete’ Who Is The Sender? [Dead Oceans]

10.- death’s dynamic shroud.wmv ‘Loving Is Easy’ I’ll Try Living Like This [Dream Catalogue™]

11.- Jlin ‘Black Diamond’ Dark Energy [Planet Mu]

12.- Menchess ‘Mitsubishi Song’ Rudeboyz EP [Goon Club Allstars]

13.- Burial ‘Temple Sleeper’ Temple Sleeper [Key Sound Recordings]

14.- Oneohtrix Point Never ‘Sticky Drama’ Garden Of Delete [Warp]

15.- Severed+Said ‘Phosphene’ Occlusions [Not Not Fun]

16.- Max Ritchter ‘Path 3 (7676)’ Sleep [Deutsche Grammophon]

17.- x.y.r. ‘Rainforest’ El Dorado [Illuminated Paths]

18.- Ipman ‘Regicide’ Depatterning [Tectonic]

19.- DJ Clent ‘Look Swole’ Last Bus Lake Park [Duck N’ Cover Records]

20.- Ash Koosha ‘SlamSlamSlam’ GUUD [Olde English Spelling Bee]

21.- Nathan Fake ‘Audio Gold’ Glaive [Cambria Instruments]

22.- James Ferraro ‘Turbine Horizon’ War [Autoeditado]

23.- Zaïmph ‘Living Fiction’ Two Aspects Divided [Yew]

24.- Panda Bear ‘Mr Noah’ Panda Bear Meets The Grim Reaper [Domino]

25.- Dominique A ‘Semana Santa’ Éléor. [Cinq 7]

26.- Joanna Newsom ‘The Things I Say’ Divers [Drag City]

27.- Laura Cannell ‘Two Winters’ Beneath Swooping Talon [Front And Follow]

28.- John T. Gast ‘Shanti-Ites’ Excerpts [Planet Mu]

29.- DJ Richard ‘I-Mir’ Grind [Dial]

30.- Lior Gekler ‘9’ Anger & Outlet In Judith House [Full Body Massage Records]

31.- Jannah Quill ‘Accident Techno’ n/a [Autoeditado]

32.- Colin Stetson And Sarah Neufeld ‘The Sun Roars Into View’ Never Was The Way She Was [Constellation]

33.- Remember ‘トランスミッション Transmission (ft. t e l e p a t h テレパシー能力者)’ ルートバックホーム [Dream Catalogue™]

34.- Visionist ‘Perfect’ n/a [Autoeditado]

35.- Logos & Mumdance ‘Move Your Body’ Proto [Tectonic]

36.- Holly Herndon ‘Morning Sun’ Platform [4AD]

37.- Charles Cohen ‘The Boy And The Snake Dance’ Brother I Prove You Wrong [Morphine Records]

38.- Marie Davidson ‘Perséphone’ Un Autre Voyage [HoloDeck]

39.- Lolina ‘Lolina’ RELAXIN’ with Lolina [Autoeditado]

40.- DJ Nigga Fox ‘Apocalipsiii’ Noite E Dia [Príncipe]

41.- Appleblim ‘Auburn Blaze’ Avebury [Tempa]

42.- G. S. Sultan ‘Portrait In White Concrete’ Ad.Sculpt Tutorial [Orange Milk Records]

43.- Djwww ‘ボアケン’ U.S.M! [Flamebait]

44.- Abul Mogard ‘Bound Universe’ Circular Forms [Ecstatic]

45.- NHK yx Koyxen Feat. XiX ‘845’ Hallucinogenic Doom Steppy Verbs [Diagonal]

46.- Tlaotlon ‘Aircheck’ Natural Devices [World Memory]

47.- Wiley ‘From The Outside (Actress' Generation 4 Constellation Mix)’ Wiley X Actress Remix [Big Dada Recordings]

48.- DJ PayPal ‘Sonnade’ Buy Now [LuckyMe]

49.- Future ‘I Serve The Base’ DS2 [Epic/Freebandz Entertainment]

50.- Cherushii ‘Ultraviolet Nights’ Memory Of Water [100% Silk] □

fueron los mejores

2014 - Fatima Al Qadiri ‘Shanzhai (for Shanzhai Biennial) feat. Helen Feng’ Asiatisch [Hyperdub]

2013 - Kanye West ‘Blood On The Leaves’ Yeezus [Def Jam Records]

2012 - Actress ‘Shadow From Tartarus’ RIP [Honest Jon’s]

2011 - Burial ‘Street Halo’ Street Halo [Hyperdub]

2010 - James Blake ‘CMYK’ CMYK EP [R&S Records]

2009 - Burial + Four Tet ‘Moth’ Moth/Wolf Cub [Text Records]

2008 - Hercules & Love Affair ‘Blind’ Hercules & Love Affair [DFA]

2007 - Burial 'Raver’ Untrue [Hyperdub]

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#Top15RecordsOf2015

1.- Jlin ‘Dark Energy’ [Planet Mu]

2.- Ash Koosha ‘GUUD’ [Olde English Spelling Bee]

3.- Heather Leigh ‘I Abused Animal’ [Ideologic Organ]

4.- Vom Grill ‘Knerpen! (Bevel)’ [PAN]

5.- Bill Fay ‘Who Is The Sender? [Dead Oceans]

6.- Max Richter ‘Sleep’ [Deutsche Grammophon]  

7.- Nidia Minaj ‘Danger’ [Príncipe]

8.- Laura Cannell ‘Beneath Swooping Talon’ [Front And Follow]

9.- Ipman ‘Depatterning’ [Tectonic]

10.- G. S. Sultan ‘Ad​.​Sculpt Tutorial’ [Orange Milk Records]

11.- Matana Roberts ‘Coin Coin Chapter Three: River Run Thee’ [Constellation]

12.- Tlaotlon ‘Wiper FBX’ [Dream Disc Rercords]

14.- Visionist ‘Safe’ [PAN]

15.- Severed+Said ´Occlusions´ [Not Not Fun] □

fueron los mejores

2014 - H.R. Giger’s Studiolo s/t [Pacific City Sound Visions]

2013 - Graham Lambkin & Jason Lescalleet ‘Photographs’ [Erstwhile Records]

2012 - Tlaotlon ‘Squirt Image Flex’ [Trensmat]

2011 - KWJAZ ‘KWJAZ’ [Brunch Groupe]

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Top 10 Conciertos Internacionales 2015

1.- Swans @ Deportivo Lomas Altas [01/03 - NRMAL]

2.- Samara Lubelski @ Centro Cultural de España [15/05 - El Nicho]

3.- Cecilia Pastorino @ Index MUAC [18/04 - MUAC]

4.- Guy Sherwin @ Laboratorio Arte Alameda [17/05 - El Nicho]

5.- Kawabata Makoto @ Teatro de la Ciudad Esperanza Iris [18/03 - Otoño en Hiroshima]

6.- Peaking Lights @ Deportivo Lomas Altas [28/02 - NRMAL]

7.- Inga Copeland @ Bucardón [02/12 - Decayed Tapes/A Bruit Secret/Derré Tidá]

8.- M/M @ Bucardón [02/12 - Decayed Tapes/A Bruit Secret/Derré Tidá]

9.- Ensemble Economique @ Bucardón [26/03 - Decayed Tapes]

10.- Inga Copeland DJ Set @ Acid House [28/11 - Decayed Tapes/A Bruit Secret/Sonido Inconsciente] □

fueron los mejores

2014 - Kevin Drumm

2013 - Kevin Drumm

crédito fotográfico: Mishel Ceballos para Yaconic

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Top 5 Conciertos Nacionales 2015

1.- Rolando Hernández @ Bucardón [07/03 - Decayed Tapes]

2.- Carlos Baz @ n/a (Domicilio particular) [24/04 - Autogestionado]

3.- Diego Espinoza @ Centro Cultural de España [15/05 - El Nicho]

4.-  Rolando Hernández & Áxel Muñoz @ n/a (Domicilio particular) [24/04 - Autogestionado]

5- Gabriela Gordillo/Enrique Arriaga @ Actividades Mercurio [21/08 - Umbral] □

fueron los mejores

2014 - Jorge Bobadilla 

2013 - Eduardo Jimenez 

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horarios: 

20:30 - puertas

21:35 - Carlos Baz

22:20 - M/M

23:10 - Inga Copeland

Bucardón | 200 | 021215 | 20 30 H

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Decayed Tapes, A Bruit Secret & Derré Tidá presentan:

Inga Copeland | M/M | Carlos Baz

Bucardón | 021215 | 21 H

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PSCINE ÉTERNELLE

COMÉDUER CAFÉ INTERNET CAFÉ ZENA

240415     |     08 - 20 H     |     ENTRÉE LIBRE

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ALBERCA ETERNA DJ SET

COMEDOR CAFÉ INTERNET CAFÉ ZENA

150415     |     8 A 8 

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horarios

20:30 - puertas

21:30 - BYEYB

22:15 - 4 For Fake

23:00 - Ensemble Economique

Bucardón     |     50     |     260315     |     21 H