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absolutely everyone could tell me i’m wrong but i will never stop thinking about frames where dean has a light above his shoulder, like this:

because angel halo! because he has an angel on his shoulder! at all times!!!

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i think one of my favorite house traits is how he just walks away mid conversation sometimes and everyones used to it. he literally elopes (autism meaning) like several times a day

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Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.

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"big day for annoying people", "this must hit hard if youre stupid", and 12 other invaluable tools for the modern hater

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I’m visiting my friend right now in her 18th century home she’s restoring where the lights don’t work in one part of the house, creeping to the bathroom like some sort of haunt, feeling for the walls with rising dread, utterly lost in the perfect darkness, like Jonathan Harker in Dracula’s castle, if Jonathan Harker were the sort of person to trip and stand there cringing in the night as his can of trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice bangs all the way down the oaken staircase, one step at a time, the cacophony of a freight train, and then proceed to practically crawl through the remaining dark to the bathroom for a washcloth, to wipe up the trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice before it can soak into the wood floor, with the fevered terror of lady macbeth hallucinating blood on her hands

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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

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partygoer: I miss tumblr

girl who has at least 20 hours screentime on tumblr per week: yeah me too crazy how no one uses it anymore

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there needs to be a niceys block button that says i have nothing against you i am only curating my experience and then a toughies block button that i dont know kills them with spikes

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jakey wrapped you wished jakey

died 20434 times exploded 534 times got run over 5422 times

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What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

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why two recliners. this show is stupid. they have a couch

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i am working on a tumblr post that has the potential to get 2 or even 3 notes

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why do u love taxes??

The socialism website when somebody expresses an actual tenant of socialism and doesn't just LARP about achieving heaven through violence destroying capitalism in the revolution after which their mom won't make them get a job:

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classic scifi novels by men r always like. page 1 here’s a cool scifi idea i had. page 2 i hate women so much it’s unreal

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phouse beckons!