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wish my brain was into kinky stuff like producing serotonin and dopamine
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being on tumblr for the goncharov incident has made me realize how those ancient stories and myths got made up. some fucker went "yeah that lightning bolt? his name is zeus" and everyone just ran with it
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how is everyone doing this fine night. i’ll go first i’m losing my mind
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i need to get more piercings i need to get more tattoos i need to dye my hair i need to change everything about my appearance
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your honor my client used a hello kitty themed knife. this was clearly a traumacore aesthetic act and not a murder. we ask for all charges to be dismissed
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“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.
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Intimacy is about safety. The peace you feel in someone’s presence. The ease in their voice when you disagree. Someone’s attentiveness when you are struggling. Their language when they speak about you, someone’s curiosity to learn you and the surrender when it comes to you.
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"dream a little dream of me" is so cute when i think about it, like maybe your subconscious will make me appear in front of your eyes for a little while even when you're not even awake, simply because i was on your mind
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