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i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
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For those of you who don’t know this book exists, it does. I have a copy, and it’s glorious.
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Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
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dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
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My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)
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[leaves this here and backs away]
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"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
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When people walk slow in front of you
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