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Canon

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i’m all sex positive and shit but i’m begging you. do not make your characters over 30 fuck on the floor. please. think of their lower backs. their knees. have some empathy 🙏

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NBC Hannibal (2013-2015): a summary

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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cousin bonding 🥰

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Hannibal + text posts part 2 (part 1)

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i will accept emily gilmore slander ONLY IF it’s coupled with appropriate richard gilmore slander

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twink era ↠ dilf era

(happy birthday @comicbookvillain 🎉)

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the horniest scene on television is when hannibal & will are in hannibal's office and will says that hannibal "almost destroyed" him, and that he can't do his therapy anywhere else because he can't be truthful about his desires, which prompts hannibal to ask if will fantazies about killing him, and when will says yes, hannibal asks how he'd do it, and will replies "with my hands" with barely restrained emotion, which pleases hannibal and turns him on. hannibal then says that will has discovered a truth about himself, that doing bad things to bad people (hannibal) makes him feel good, and asks will if he's going to attempt to kill him again, and will licks his lips while making extended eye contact and says "i don't want to kill you, dr lecter. not now that i finally find you interesting" in the sluttiest tone possible. like i just know that hannibal fucked will til he cried after that

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more Hannibal posts

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Hannibal let will pull them both off the cliff for the same reason will let Hannibal gut him in the kitchen

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classic good omens x ofmd. it's the age of piracy. crowley's in blackbeard's crew ("he's cool and scary") and aziraphale is in the gentleman pirate's ("he's kind and keeps books!"). they decide to play matchmakers for their miserable friends, except it backfires astronomically. the captains pull a Teen Beach Movie and crush on them instead. ed makes heart eyes at aziraphale. stede blushes when crowley talks. panic ensues. lucius is laughing im the background cause my man Knows Everything.

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I haven't posted anything original in so long, I promise I'm still around lol

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crowley + text posts bonus: