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what does your job entail? also what are the prerequisites to the job position?

I literally just pick up dead people from residential homes (if not a murder or suicide), nursing homes, morgues, hospitals, etc.

Oh also delivering decedents/caskets to funeral homes for services.

No prerequisites besides a drivers license to be a driver. Funeral directors and embalmers need to go to mortuary school tho.

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Why do people act so afraid of dead bodies? The death isn't contagious, its still the same person.

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Dear nursing home staff/nurses:

Your residents will die one day. Be prepared to help the removal tech.

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Tips for when someone dies at home:

The person removing them may not be a director, dont try to ask anything beyond the transfer and the next steps

DONT TRY TO DISCUSS PRICES/SERVICES

They wont be going to the funeral home in a hearse

They will not be cremated immediately

DO NOT MOVE THE COT

Ask before helping transfer the body

Dont take your anger out on the removal technician. Theyre here to help

We dont treat the deceased like objects. Theyre still people and we treat them as such.

DO. NOT. TOUCH. THE. COT.

Literally anyone can sign the documents. I just need a signature

IM NOT A DIRECTOR. I JUST MOVE DEAD BODIES.

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