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I want this. I need this.

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

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why is the sink ALWAYS full of dishes????

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you know you've gone off the deep end when you start fangirling over characters YOU wrote

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this life isn't worth your tears

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What if the Easter Bunny is actually just Santa Claus in a fur suit? I mean has anyone ever seen them both in the same room? I think not

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never forget your origins, get loser tattooed to your face

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one industry us millennials will never kill is the tissue industry because we're always crying ayoooo

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apple (the fruit)

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Apparently I sleep talk, and last night I was told I kept repeating "if a dog has hooves, it's a horse" ????

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I'm dead 🤣

tell her never

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if a baby or Arnold Schwarzenegger fell off a three story building, who would be more likely to survive?

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y'all are mother fuckers

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if my normal job is 10 hours Monday -Thursday, i could pick up double shifts (so 16 hours) and overtime on Friday and Saturday (8 hours), then i could also pick up a part time job to work on Friday and Saturday nights and on Sundays then MAYBE i'll be able to pay rent on time.

also I could stop eating