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“I think of you so often you have no idea.”

— James Joyce / Ulysses

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“Once you realize there is life after mistakes, you gain a self-confidence that never goes away.”

— Bob Schieffer

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Dear soulmate 15

I did it

Guess what he said

“I’m not allowed”

💀 bro you’re turning 16-

*sighhhh*

Love, D

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infj: hey I heard that you’re creative?

enfp: Yes!!!

infj: oooh rlly! what do you create?

intj, walking by: Problems

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Dear soulmate 14

Dear soulmate,

I was correct, no one got me chocolate or anything for VD lmao

On a similar note, I’m planning to ask my late crush(who might be a crush again)out on Wednesday 😬 if you’re not him then sucks to be you

Love, D

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i scavenge for food amongst the rubble and ruin of my tall victims’ houses

noah fence but how do ppl 5′5″ and under like survive….

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this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

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I do actually think tumblr is winning at Icons. Nobody is doing it like them. I’m gonna keep a collection of these dudes cuz it’s super cool.

Edit 9-Feb-23: New little wizard guy!!!

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me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

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MBTI as funny things on the internet : Extrovert edition

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Dear Soulmate 13

Dear soulmate,

There’s 10 days til valentines and I doubt I’m gonna get asked out or anything

However, I am busily wingwomaning my friends and trying to make their love lives more alive than mine 💀

I figure I’ll just buy myself some chocolate and put it on my desk and pretend I’m not as single as my lost chopstick 😭

I sprained my wrist while mountain biking on a curvy track a couple of days ago, and my friend saw it in 4K lmaoo, here’s her testimony

“Oh my gosh, it was so funny! You were going fine along the track and suddenly you stopped and flipped over your bike, then landed on your left—“ “no, it was my right” “—oh, your right then. Then there was this huge cloud of dust and you sat up and yelled ‘I’M OKAY!’ while throwing your uninjured hand up in the air in a thumbs up and then fell over” *inserts maniacal laughter from both of us*

So yeah my right wrist is bandaged up now and it hurts slightly to rotate but honestly mountain biking was absolutely awesome and I loved it

Hope you’re having a good day <3

Love, D

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Dear soulmate 12

Sup, I’m back ig

I’ve realised that I’m not scared of falling in love; no, I’m scared of being the only one who falls

When we meet, can we please play we’re not really strangers?

Let’s write love letters and make playlists for each other

Let’s have long cuddles after a hard day

Let’s be able to talk to each other about anything without judgement

Let’s be happy in love

Love, D

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ENFP: Replies with 200 consecutive short messages, then realises that the other person probably didn’t ask to be spammed so they apologise to the person profusely with another 50 messages, and then overthinks the whole thing at 3am. Or decides that the other person hates them and accidentally ghosts them

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Dear INTJ friends, family, and partners,

Why do you always dodge our hugs? Why do you refrain from cuddles? Please answer, I need to know for my science project.

Lots of true love,

Your ENFP

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dear soulmate #11

dear soulmate

It is currently 4am, please send help

Love, D

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dear soulmate #10

dear soulmate

I’ve written 10 letters to you! That’s great, isn’t it?

I think the great thing about an anonymous blog is that no one actually knows who you are, therefore they cannot judge you for you

Anyway, I’ve been very much acting like I have a crush around my late crush and I probably have a crush on him but I’m not sure 🤔

The other day I decided that if I date an INTJ, INFJ or INTP I will be content. The relationship doesn’t have to last or anything, but I would like to see what it would be like. And I hope I remain friends with them if we break up because those are some kewl types.

Still waiting for my knight in shining armour

Love, D