dear-ever
ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN
''Shuts up his windows, locks fair day light out, and makes himself an artificial night.''
|| Hey! I'm Ever, which is short for Everett. I'm 18 and I work at Starbucks. If I spell your name wrong then forgive me: you Americans have some crazy spellings of names sometimes, oh my God! Wow, I suck at these...uh...I'm an artist and a photographer, so we're cool if you stay away from my paints and camera; that was a lot of birthday money saving okay. I spill out random facts, sometimes slip in my mother tongue, and I love milkshakes. And pandas. They're pretty darn cool.
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[LAUGHS] Oh my God...I can't...[SHAKES HIS HEAD]
I mean, if I were a girl, then I would be pretty creeped out if some random guy asked me to go into the changing room with him...he could have herpes.
Something along those lines. It’s usually something extremely tacky like, “Hey, I need a fitting room so I can try these on. Wanna come with me?” I pray for guys like that.
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What, do they say stuff like: ''That dress you have on would look great next to my bed?''
Damn, I pray for guys like that.
I think it’s the tackiest thing to hit on me when I’m ringing up your clothes. Any time a guy tries to flirt with me while I’m trying to work, I just add a few dollars to their total and send them on their way. Oops.
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Oh, yeah, it is. It’s what I like to do when I don’t have to go to work. I’m currently watching Friends, this show never fails to make you laugh.
That's pretty cool. When I'm not at work, I like to paint or get out my camera. It's kinda hard when Milo's awake sometimes: he gets really hyper and always goes after my paint. [CHUCKLES]
Ah, that's probably one of my favourite shows! Whoever says they dislike F.R.I.E.N.D.S. is lying pffft. Who's your favourite character?
#convo#pffft you already know my name but it feels weird not introducing myself#so hiiii i'm tasmina :D
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Sounds like a plan to me. [SMILES] Whatcha watching?
Sometimes laying in my bed all day and watching reruns of old television shows is the perfect plan.
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[CHUCKLES] I'm sure the joke is very grateful for your appreciation.
My brother just called me today and he randomly blurts out this joke, like it's the first thing he says after he starts swearing at me in Portuguese. Sometimes I wonder if he's sane...probably not!
I would applaud you, but that joke claps for itself.
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[LAUGHS] Honestly, this sounds like something Gabe would do. My sister would be so pissed off...
#convo#ahhh sorry my tumblr is screwing around with me! xD#and inside he's all: she wouldn't care...boo ;-;
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There was this pregnant woman and her brother. They were just driving around until her water broke. He drove her immediately to the hospital, and after she gave birth, she fell unconcious. Then, after she woke back up, the doctor said: ''Congratulations! You've given birth to twins! A girl and a boy. Your brother named the children.'' And the woman was like: ''Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot. What did he name them?'' The doctor then replied: ''Your daughter's name is Denise.'' To which the woman replied. ''Hey, that's a nice name! So, what's my son's name?'' The doctor just went all quiet and said: ''Denephew...''
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