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𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘮…

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐠𝐨𝐰𝐧.

🎨: @spearthymint

Commissioned by me

𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑫𝑶 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑹𝑬𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑻. 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻 𝑮𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑵.

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Aelin: If I died-

Rowan, sharpening his knives: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

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I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

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—radio, headlights, brakes, tires, rims. i mean, it’s hard to tell now, dad, before i replaced her parts, guinevere was actually kind of a piece of junk.

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You know how padawans isually stay with their masters for like, years and years? Like sometimes even around a decade? I bet in an alternate universe where everything went well and Ahsoka nver got falsely accused and Anakin didn’t turn to the dark side, Anakin would be mad that that they weren’t making Ahsoka a Jedi Knight early enough for his liking. Not that he wanted to be rid of her, of course not, he’s just offended that they don’t think she’s good enough

Anakin: What do you mean she’s not ready?!

Mace: Skywalker, she’s only been an apprentice for 3 years. She’s not even an adult.

Anakin: But LOOK how talented she is! Look at her go!

Mace: You becoming a Knight at 20 was unprecedented in the Jedi Order. She is only 17, three years younger than you were. Do you understand why that might be considered an issue?

Anakin: Okay, well that’s exactly my point. You made me, ME, a Jedi Knight at 20. Do you know how stupid and immature I was? I was awful. Ahsoka is WAY less annoying than I was at her age, like by FAR. Also I’m a way better teacher than Obi-wan

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capsikle asked: “How does Fury wake up the avengers?”

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Hercules (1997)

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I begged him to stay. Lost all my dignity in the process. And it still wasn’t enough.

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Sometimes I think of how we went from the simple little line “you’re gonna love my boyfriend” in Paranorman (2012) which felt groundbreaking in children’s media at the time (and ticked off a fair number of people who consider lgbt+ content too ‘adult’ for children asfsdf)

To actual gay weddings in Steven Universe and Arthur, to openly gay and affectionate dads in She-Ra…

Progress for lgbt+ representation is slow and there’s always backlash and opposition. But it feels like there’s hope and I’m so happy lgbt+ and queer kids get to see themselves in media.

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The Characters (TV Series 2016)

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Capricorns really do hold a grudge forever because we really do try to keep the same energy with people and it really upsets us when a certain someone lets us down, every single fucking time.

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I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE

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History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less

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jerk a man off and he’ll cum just once. teach a man to beat his own meat and he’ll cum for the rest of his life