deanspatroclvs
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deanspatroclvs · 29 minutes ago
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Ever notice how any time someone calls you "cringe", 99 times out of 100 what they mean is "you're happy and I don't like it"
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deanspatroclvs · 8 hours ago
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my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:
he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year
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deanspatroclvs · 12 hours ago
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deanspatroclvs · 16 hours ago
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JODIE COMER as VILLANELLE Killing Eve (2018)
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deanspatroclvs · 20 hours ago
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eXCUSE ME???????????????????????
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deanspatroclvs · 1 day ago
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have some mercy my dude
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deanspatroclvs · 1 day ago
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.08: And That's The End of It. There's Nothing Else IWTVTwT Version.
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deanspatroclvs · 2 days ago
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goin for the funniest guy ever award (´ε` )♡
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deanspatroclvs · 2 days ago
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Today is 11/11
or 11/11 if you are using a completely fucking barbaric system of keeping track of dates
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deanspatroclvs · 2 days ago
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The fact I never once saw "very demure, very cutesy" on Tumblr while that disaster was happening is why having a Tumblr account is still essential. This place is like a bomb shelter sometimes.
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deanspatroclvs · 2 days ago
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deanspatroclvs · 2 days ago
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"edit images with AI-- search with AI-- control your life with AI--"
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deanspatroclvs · 2 days ago
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What a year this week has been.
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deanspatroclvs · 2 days ago
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danie & jamie
patreon // check more of my work on instagram // buy prints here
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deanspatroclvs · 2 days ago
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sustainable.
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deanspatroclvs · 2 days ago
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#cb
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deanspatroclvs · 2 days ago
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#cb
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