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For the love of god can something romantic happen to me
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DOCTOR ODYSSEY - MAX AVERY & TRISTAN 1x01 TO 1x06
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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on
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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"
"That's cute," I said.
"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."
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in a loving and fulfilling relationship with a beautiful and kind woman named internet archive
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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles
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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS
I WILL NOT MAKE PURCHASES ON IMPULSE
I WILL REPAY ALL MY DEBTS
MY LIFE IS NOT OVER
I WILL EAT OATS AND FRUITS
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ONCE IN MY LIFE ARE DOING NOW
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ohhh october be kind. on god be kind
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what a beautiful day to not be in high school
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I want Lestat on Hot Ones just drowning those wings in the hottest hot sauces ever made and eating it without even flinching bc he can’t taste it and the guy is like “oh my god HOW are you doing that you are NOT human,” and Lestat just goes “yes I know I keep telling you people that but none of you listen”
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Im ready to get obsessed with someone or something again. And bartender make it unobtainable
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rockstar lestat voice The children, they are calling me cringé... they are posting pictures of my face, magnifique, with my big blue eyes that captivate so many, and they are placing it next to a certain photograph of the starlet mademoiselle cyrus. they have turned me into a mémé. well. i can be humorous too, non? i am going to find the creators of this cruel joke. i will hunt them down. they think they are funny? i am about to be...hilariouse...
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