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kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”

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Trick or treat!

you get shirtless onceler I found on Pinterest dot com

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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

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i'm sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i've gotten

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"FUNNY how you guys love booping but can't DONATE TO-"

"I'm sooo happy you guys lose all your morals the moment the transphobia website does something cute-"

Please God ENOUGH!!! Are you killjoy bitches ever tired of this shit?? How exhausting is your life if you have to turn everything fun into a reason why everyone but you is some morally bankrupt piece of shit. Shut the FUCK up already no one thinks you're the world's most specialist goodest most morally pure little boy. We think you're annoying as shit. Fuck off.

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funniest joke about chess is cheating using overhead mirror to see your opponents pieces

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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

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I'm sure many people have already shared this here, but I think it's important that people here on Tumblr need to see this.

"I disagree with Kamala's position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?" by US Senator Bernie Sanders

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Love this strip

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do terfs send their gfs nudes or is that still like. "evil male gaze pornography" or whatever

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