amanda; she/her; 27 yr; ace af; america; civil engineer; always ready to talk about deathstroke
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theoretically i know "fit" is slang for "outfit", but every time someone actually says it, i immediately think about a mom taking their 12 year old to the mall to find new clothes after their growth spurt, with the mom having to inspect every single clothing item to see the "fit", as in literally how the clothes fit on different parts of the body (the pants legs are long enough, but the waist isn't right, etc). and somehow that connotation blends with "this is a Cool TM Teen Word" that it just makes me feel like the person saying it is desperately trying to be cool and fit in with a group that doesn't think much of them. it's a very common 3-letter word. bullshit reaction from my brain tbh
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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks
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whale shaped packer call that a moby dick
have i finally reached the level of tumblr fame where ppl come into my inbox to make posts for me. this is great i dont have to do shit anymore
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AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?
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inside of you there are two intestines.
one of them is large, and the other is small.
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nodding furiously at every second of this video
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Casually dropping his hyper fixation into the convo so he’s forced to talk to me for another hour
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this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for
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tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes
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there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement
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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind
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