deadplantboii
deadplantboii
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hi i'm monty I they/them I 24
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deadplantboii · 10 months ago
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I love butch lingerie so fucking much it's this btw
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deadplantboii · 10 months ago
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when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences
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deadplantboii · 10 months ago
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xy magazine jock x skater gay photoshoot my beloved
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deadplantboii · 10 months ago
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I hate how very specifically British colonialism overshadows all other imperialism.
Nobody talks about the Ottoman empire, the various shenanigans the Indian and Chinese rulers were up to, the Russian Empire (Russia is still a colonial Empire, btw) hell, even the shit Spain or Portugal did are swept under the rug. Nobody remembers French colonies in Africa or how much of a menace the Dutch used to be.
No, it's all Britain, all the time, baby. The only colonial Empire to ever exist, I guess.
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deadplantboii · 10 months ago
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deadplantboii · 10 months ago
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fucking crazy. mating ritual is just unwashed pussy and balls so potent you can smell it . we are freaks
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deadplantboii · 10 months ago
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deadplantboii · 10 months ago
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deadplantboii · 10 months ago
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& Then a weird guy appear
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deadplantboii · 10 months ago
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the world is a better place with trans women in it
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deadplantboii · 10 months ago
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Why bother arguing in support of trans people if you’re not trans?
very simple concept called believing in human rights
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deadplantboii · 10 months ago
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It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.
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deadplantboii · 10 months ago
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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deadplantboii · 10 months ago
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Venus Xtravaganza - Dirtee Murfee
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deadplantboii · 10 months ago
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deadplantboii · 10 months ago
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Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)
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