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the way these posted lined up on my dashboard is so funny to me

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medieval monks categorically present what i would describe as the great dilemma facing the modern fujo: inherently charged with tragic repressed homoeroticism, yet universally burdened with the worlds funniest and least sexy haircut

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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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what is HAPPENING

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Susan Kare, the Artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM, 1980′s

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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

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my sister's baby shower has a "suggestion box"

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officially the best line in The Odyssey

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Just checking!

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sexy genre of making characters needlessly suffer for your enjoyment and yet its called "whump" the unsexiest name in the world

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having a younger sibling is so embarrassing iwouldnt stoop this low for anyone but her im like quadruple texting "JUST TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO GO TO THE AQUARIUM ON DECEMBER 29TH SO I CAN GET TICKETS" and she leaves me on read 10000 times.

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“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

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happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!

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