deadly-dallan
feral and exhausted
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sock, he/they, 22! triple demi. november 30. this is a fandom hellscape. neurodivergent and bad with people. 18+ bc i am an adult who doesnt do censorship. pfp made on potato lords picrew, love that thing
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deadly-dallan · 12 hours ago
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deadly-dallan · 13 hours ago
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in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like
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deadly-dallan · 13 hours ago
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"Bi people aren't oppressed they can just date the opposite gender, they have straight privelege" idk how to tell you this but having to somehow Control who you Fall In Love With so you don't face bigotry isn't a privilege
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deadly-dallan · 14 hours ago
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I knew poinsettias "faked" having big flowers by just turning some leaves red but I didn't know the real tiny flowers in the middle looked like such idiots
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deadly-dallan · 14 hours ago
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i love when you can feel the disdain dripping off of a wikipedia article
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deadly-dallan · 23 hours ago
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Bill: Welcome to the “Fuck Legosi” Club, where we gather up to say fuck you to that dumb dog
Louis, leaving: This is not the club I thought it was.
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deadly-dallan · 23 hours ago
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deadly-dallan · 23 hours ago
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Boys will be boys
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deadly-dallan · 23 hours ago
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I love soulmates but also this-
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deadly-dallan · 24 hours ago
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they would Not get along
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deadly-dallan · 24 hours ago
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deadly-dallan · 24 hours ago
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deadly-dallan · 1 day ago
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I just accidentally made un-tea?????
I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????
It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-
I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation
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deadly-dallan · 1 day ago
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my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life
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Hey how's the ovulation going
im a danger to myself and others
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deadly-dallan · 2 days ago
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odysseus: whaT DO YOU MEAN MOVE THE BED????
penelope: oh sorry i thought we were playing the ask stupid questions game
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