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i liked doing the independent run because it meant i could walk into caesar’s tent with a missile launcher and atomize him and yes man didn’t even give a fuck that i did that. mr house wouldve been all

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Metroid Prime Remastered (2023) dev. Retro Studios

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PRIDE MONTH 2024 🩵🤍💞🏳️‍⚧️

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we should start using the word

YIFFING

once more, like we used to...

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girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

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yeah i work in graphic design *building gradients in minecraft*

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DONT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE IT CREATES AMMONIA GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!

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on their clit like morse code

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

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Personally I thought it was a fair question

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An uneventful afternoon break. Commission for @/madrii.bsky.social

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“It’s a handbag.”

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Poof!

For KaiTheBar’s from twi. I’ve tried creating more realistic fur and eye and put a lot of effort in this one art, hope you like it! 

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having this weird issue on desktop where the first like i put on a post keeps getting undone