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deadereyes-blog · 8 years ago
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judgehim    /    jon.
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                 ❛ i  mean  i  —-  ❜  his  sigh  isn’t  one  of  grief,  and  he  tries  to  mull  that  over  with  a  smile.   ❛ you  can  talk  about  yourself.  you’re  probably  more  interesting  than  i  am,  anyway. ❜ 
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    the spotlight was now on her and she forgot everything about herself.    ❛      you  seem  pretty  trustworthy  ,  you  know  that  ?    well  ,  first  if  i’m  gonna  talk  about  myself  ,  i  should  tell  you  my  name.    you  can’t  tell  anyone  else  ,  though.    to  them  i  should  be  just  this  girl.    i’m  julie  mallord.      ❜
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deadereyes-blog · 8 years ago
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brand  spankin’  new  starter  call  !
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ashscented    /    hayden.
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  “ S’whatever ya want, baby “ he says, giving her a reassuring smile “ Any reason WHY? didn’t yer mama tell y’not to go anywhere alone wit’ strangers? ” 
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    ❛      i  haven’t  seen  my  momma  in  seventeen  years.      ❜    she leads the way into a more secluded part of the street.    ❛      my  uh    ...    friend  doesn’t  really  want  me  to  be  seen.    he’s  weird  ,  right  ?      ❜
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       ❛      there  are  worse  things  than  that.      ❜          /      @desertcruise.
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     ❛      y’think  they’ll  find  us  ?      ❜          /      @bloodbaptised.
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deadereyes-blog · 8 years ago
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Crying because of cuteness.
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deadereyes-blog · 8 years ago
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When do you think you looked your best, in general? Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. When I watch that movie, I say, “You were beautiful. And now… you just need to accept the fact that you’re going to age as gracefully as possible.” 
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deadereyes-blog · 8 years ago
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i finally out who that npc is this is great
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       ❛      can  we  go  be  alone  someone  ?    i  don’t  usually  like  being  around  so  many  people.      ❜          /      @ashscented.
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brand  spankin’  new  starter  call  !
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We’re still looking for you, Julie.
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judgehim    /    jon.
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                  ❛ no.  not  bothering  me  at  all,   it’s  actually  quite  refreshing.    i  guess …  i  just  don’t  like  talking  about  myself. ❜
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    ❛      why’s  that  ?      ❜    she pauses for a moment  ,  thinking over her question.    ❛      wait  you  just  said    -----------    okay  ,  anyways.    it’s  a    ...    um    ...    a  particularly  sunny  day  out  today.    sorry    ------------    i’m  no  good  at  conversation  because  i  don’t  want  to  seem  conceited  if  i  talk  about  myself.      ❜
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widovspeak    /    carpenter.
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                                           ❛                well,    miss.  .  .       now     that’s    diff’rent.     if    that’s    your    odd,    i    ain’t    gonna    question’t.  .   .       lest    you     show    me    odder.                         .  .  .            where    i’m    from,    people’d    say    that’s    the    way    a    gentleman    dresses.  .  .      and    if    you    ain’t    ever    seen    a    man    dressed    like    tha’,    you    jus’    might’a’ve    never    seen    a     gentleman     before.     but     what   would’a    city    girl    know    ‘bout    tha’,     eh  ?                 ❜
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    ❛      i  would  know  that  a  man  who  boasts  about  himself  like  you  are  isn’t  who  he  says  he  is.    you  may  say  your  a  gentleman  ,  but  some  people  don’t  go  for  your  clothing.    some  go  for  the  personality  and  right  about  now  ,  i’m  not  really  likin’  it.      ❜
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deadereyes-blog · 8 years ago
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SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ What the hell happened? ❞
❝ I set the car on fire. ❞
❝ You’re gorgeous. ❞
❝ It’s their blood. ❞
❝ Where are your guns? ❞
❝ You’re better than me. ❞
❝ Put your hands up! ❞
❝ You’re fucked from birth. ❞
❝ Are you pissed at me, baby? ❞
❝ Why would I be pissed at you? ❞
❝ Of course we’re friends.❞ 
❝ Come with me. Please. ❞
❝ I wanna jump inside your pants. ❞
❝ Are you looking at something? ❞ 
❝ Why did you kill all of those people? ❞
❝ What’s with your sour fucking puss? ❞
❝ Are we gonna have a peyote party? ❞
❝ Friends don’t make their friends die. ❞
❝ Are you nervous because we’re killing a chick? ❞
❝ I’m going to be over to kill you on Tuesday. ❞
❝ Maybe the world just doesn’t understand you. ❞
❝ Poodles always look like they’ve been crying. ❞
❝ We all gotta dream, don’t we? ❞
❝ Have some pride in yourself. ❞
❝ Fuck the cops! Fuck them! ❞ 
❝ You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball? ❞
❝ Sorry if I haven’t been a very good friend to you. ❞
❝ Don’t ever say I never do anything for you. ❞
❝ Seriously, just fuck off! I’m not in the fucking mood! ❞
❝ I stabbed a guy in the ear once. Ice pick, right in his fucking ear. ❞
❝ You think I’m not serious just because I carry a rabbit? ❞
❝ Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind? ❞
❝ You’ve eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, [ name. ]❞
❝ I don’t have a drinking problem. I just like drinking. ❞ 
❝ Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard. ❞
❝ Sometimes I think God’s gone crazy. ❞
❝ No shoot-outs, no pay-outs. Just human beings talking. ❞
❝ You might want to stop drinking if this is how you’re gonna behave. ❞
❝ It’s impossible for someone’s head to actually explode, isn’t it?  ❞
❝ When are you gonna get a job that’s not just stealing from people? ❞
❝ This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come psycho-kill us! ❞
❝ God loves us. I know it. He’s just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. ❞
❝ I didn’t mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. ❞
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deadereyes-blog · 8 years ago
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hi, julie deserves a better life, but she is still a very powerful woman, trust me.
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