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“proship dni” and you post dead dove content WHAT

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rick and morty ocs just dropped um vampy ricky and morty ( v-1530 ) perverted faggot ricky ( f-215 ) and decora rick and morty ( S109-D ) yayy!!

im insane about them all, and have so much written for each one bye bye byeeee

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Time to get riggity riggity wrecked!

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Rick & Morty Season 8 episode titles!

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I DON'T HEADCANON THAT STAN AND FORD ARE IDENTICAL TWINS BECAUSE IT MAKES SENSE I HEADCANON THEY'RE IDENTICAL TWINS BECAUSE IT'S HOT

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day 3: AU // eternal sunshine of the spotless mind ‧₊˚🍁📼 ༉‧₊˚.

yay doomed pinecest🧡 i like to think they both went through with the memory removal in this AU so that they can go back to being 'normal regular siblings' but yadayadayada following the ESOTSM storyline they decided to give love another chance at the end. also i decided to change the orange/tangerine symbolism & nickname to a maple leaf because lol get it maple (mabel)

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Waring: incest.

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this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world

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come on Rick molest your grandson

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morty n rick in these t-shirts ^

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What's your jacking off technique

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cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

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i need someone to hold the joint to my lips, make me take a long drag and tell me to "hold it." only when they say "drop it" do it get to finally exhale, my head all spinny not just from the weed but from the lack of oxygen

i need someone to do it for the whole joint, and then when im too out of it to properly speak or walk, guide me to the bed or to the couch to use me however they want my cunt is dripping so it must be okay. its not like i could tell them not to if i wanted

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I'll never get over this meme 🤣🤣🤣

Translation:

"Movie Summary

Spiderman Homecoming: An older man gives expensive gifts to a minor he met online and asks him to wear tight clothing"

LMFAO

~ mystisophia 🍒

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Peter will start a sentence with „I’m not jealous but…“ and then state something he is 100 % jealous about

Tony knows this and makes sure to listen attentively so he can avoid hurting Peter