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Not to reference Steven Universe, but, uh….

You do it for her,

that is to say

you’ll do it for him.

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Ah.

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finally making good on my word and redrawing that issue 30 cover. yep.

some closeups under readmore

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draw this from a trend on twt (I'm late to it)

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Some of my favourite rickorty screenshots… hehe THEY ARE SO CUTE

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Personally, I’m not much of a fan of the minor x adult ships like dipford, but I think a reason so many people ship him with kids is because of the lack of interactions. We see Grunkle Stan interact with almost all the kids and he’s always-not nice but not an outright monster to them. Parental to the 4 closest to him. Ford doesn’t have a lot of interactions with the children in the show-a lot like that distance I talked about uncle-and the scene of “you’re so different dipper, come with me” can make that sort of notion click in their minds that oh, what if he did like kids?

Silly reason-his aura

oh 100%. the fact that ford’s main interaction with a minor was “you’re so special and mature for your age cut out your family, live with me, and become my apprentice” was. Oh No.

it definitely doesn’t help that he’s a (great) uncle talking to his (great) nephew. and uncles definitely have. uh. an Association. for sure.

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don't call me kiddo I'll cum

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cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”

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"let friends in fiction have platonic relationships" i don't even let brothers have platonic relationships

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“Morty is like a dog.” We get it Rick, you like to yank him around a on leash attached to a pretty little collar. Don’t make it so obvious you have Morty rolling over for you to get a treat.

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i love memes that were clearly made by like casual fans / fans who aren't involved in fandom but are still unintentional rickorty memes

like even the normies see it

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mortsogyny and rickandry send tumbler

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I just wanna make it clear that I love toxic dynamics and angst AND SO

my fave starker is one where Tony is Trashy Tony from the first iron man, who would totally groom 15 yr old Peter and of course would not wait to fuck him

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I'm sorry I just can't be normal about

T4T STARKER

Someone? Anyone? Please give me it? 🔪

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So I understand why people believe Peter would want to take Tony's cock, i get it. But on the other hand why the hell wouldn't horny teenage Peter who undoubtedly needs to stick his virgin dick into a hole not want to fuck Tony: crazy rich philanthropist playboy billionaire into submission? I mean what bigger turn on is there than that???

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So what if Tony's dick is slightly below average like 4 1/2 inches but Peter has a slightly above average dick like 6 1/2 inches what then.. WHAT THEN HUH?!?!??!

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Honestly just need Tony to be moaning a mantra of "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." And bursting into tears in the middle of sex