deadboyurii

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Can you draw Orel and doughy, tommy, and the gang as Miis pls

Drew them as the older versions of em, hope you don't mind

Not necessarily Miis because I got tired halfway through, so they're like Mees

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hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

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sterotypical gender bender anime where the main character gets accidentally turned into a girl except she's the only one insisting on the girl thing. like all of her friends would be totally ready to treat her the same as before but theyre also quickly realising this was all just an elaborate ploy to avoid coming out so theyre going along with it.

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men will be like "i'm battling demons" and the demons are period cramps

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what if vampire bites were just really itchy. like oversized mosquitos.

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Frito Lay has not, is not, and never will extract from the earth’s core for quote “chip metal” in order to make more chips. We harvest other planets instead. hope this helps.

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I'll never get over how americans talk about watching "foreign films" like this hardcore cinephile poetic soul activity instead of what it is which is just watching a movie not made in the us

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the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

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Read the saga of the tunnel anon

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being on a bus makes u realise ur just some asshole

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“men cannot imagine a world without porn” no actually I cannot. good luck on trying to create that.

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The skies are no longer the limit. I have become the new limit. I am the limit.

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Sorry it's actually ridiculous how "don't criticize women's bodies" has been weaponized into "act like everyone who points out a fucked up beauty standard is crazy and a misogynist because some women adhere to that standard and pretend it's normal"

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this is mostly pronounced amongst teens and young adults but it’s so funny to me when I see discourse that’s like “what does a 26 year old and a 32 year old have in common????” acting like somehow 6 years is a massive generational gap… girl not only is that the same generation but it’s also literally nothing once you’re both fully grown adults

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store