21 - pisces - trying to recover - UK
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馃摝 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it
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The shape of a fish's caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.
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half of my advisors have been castrated so as not to cloud their mind鈥檚 judgement and the other half have been lobotomized so as not to cloud their penis鈥檚 judgement
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We don't talk enough about how the Post-Shower Drying Off segment sucks
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well they are called your mid 20s for a reason
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I hate getting mad, it takes me like two and a half years to calm down.
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put me in a washing machine so i can spin around and have so much fun
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its october yall my dick is inside a pumpkin as we speak
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