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uses my insane musscle memory to open 4 wrong apps in a row
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i can’t wait to get marriedddd. i would be a terrible wife
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I love your words, I just spent a good hour going through pronunciation and definitions with my partner
ok ok i made it nicer. words list update
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if i was an email i wouldn't even go to the inbox i would just play and explore
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"post hole?" honey hole is forever we will never be post hole. hole4life
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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it
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The shape of a fish's caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.
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