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can i ask for you all to reassure me that you like me or is that death sentence

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bit harsh but i’d like to say thank you all! Sable had a wonderful day today and the messages really added to it :) our lovely Sable does struggle to accept how much she’s loved sometimes and the amount of care you showed her has her overwhelmed in the best possible way <33

all of you go say happy birthday to @two-hundred NOW.

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@norman-blake

they call it a jackfruit because once you eat this fruit you want t(listens to my earpiece for a moment) dear god they’ve hit the second tower

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what the fuck are they doing

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i dont like how the ios saluting emoji is cut in half so i glued him back together in my high tech surgery program called "MS Paint" the ms stands for medical surgery.

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have u heard of this cool band they're called the mechanisms they broke up in 2020 and almost all the shows are recorded in absolute dogshit quality. the lead singer gets killed on stage at least once

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every day is a struggle

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Im sitting on your dashboard and refusing to move and taking up all the space. And hitting other posts with my fat awesome tail. By the way.

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all of you go say happy birthday to @two-hundred NOW.

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alone in a car what do i do this is boring

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Yes, the death penalty is bad because it hurts innocent people, but it's also bad just because the government shouldn't be allowed to kill guilty people either.

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@partsofaking how i feel when you start listening to middle aged mom music.

not only is the evil alter trope stupid and bad but it also just doesn't come close to capturing the true horrific realities of being a system, such as one of your headmates being a swiftie

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if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

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If this reaches 1 note, I will draw a frog.

If this reaches 10 notes, I will draw a bigger frog.

You can figure out the math from there

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@your-local-people-eater

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*