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Regulus: has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?

James, confused: yeah, people call me handsome and hot like all the time

Regulus: no, James. Beautiful. I think you're beautiful

James, malfunctioning:

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Sirius' reaction to Jegulus was either:

Sirius: Jamess. That is my baby brother.

James and Reg:

Sirius: Run.

or

Sirius: you know, if you get married then we'd legally be brothers, Prongs

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happy pride month you beautiful wonderful fucks!! 🏳️‍🌈

in honor of pride month here’s some wolfstar and jegulus as they are my current top ships:

*the marauders + regulus all sitting in the common room*

James, writing a last minute potions essay and absentmindedly trying to get regulus’s attention: hey love?

Sirius and Regulus, both looking up from their books: hmm?

Sirius, looking at regulus startled: why did you look up?

Regulus, who just realized he and James gave themselves away: •_•

James, who also just realized this: •_•

Sirius, who’s looking between the two and putting the pieces together: whY DID YOU LOOK UP REGULUS

Regulus:

James:

Peter, who figured it out weeks ago:

Remus, who also figured it out a while back, deciding to make sirius forget about it so they can stay a secret: hold on, sirius. you’re ignoring a very crucial part of this.

Sirius: what??

Remus: why did YOU look up?

Sirius: because james is my unofficial wife obviously.

Remus: uh huh, then what does that make me?

Sirius: my unofficial husband, come on remus we’ve been over this a dozen times by now.

Remus: I want an unofficial divorce.

Sirius: nope sorry, you’ve already unofficially divorced me once this week, you can’t do it again

Remus: why not? if we’re unofficially married then i can unofficially divorce you and remarry you as many times as i want

*commence sirius and remus bickering like an old married couple*

Regulus and James: *deep synchronized sighs of relief as they smile at each other*

Remus: *secretly smiles watching them together while sirius goes off on a tangent about their unofficial divorce*

Peter, who’s bored and also wants to annoy sirius whenever he has the chance: i, as your side hoe, also want a divorce

Sirius: wha-

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James and Sirius were the type of friends that would look at each when the teacher announces that the class will be working in pairs for a project

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Marlene: okay pretty princesses time to speak, who made you realize you liked guys?

Sirius: bold of you to ask, Remus obviously

James: Remus, when i saw him in 4th year my head just went like "do i like dudes?"

Regulus: yeah yeah, Remus at some point...

Sirius: REGULUS YOU LIKED MY BOYFRIEND? WAIT JAMES DID YOU LIKED MY BOYFRIEND????

James: ...

James: and your brother *runs*

Remus: ... David Bowie.

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remus: *sleeping peacefully*

sirius: *shaking remus awake*

sirius: wake up slut, it’s time to sin

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Sirius: I’m confused

Regulus: why?

Sirius: I just got kicked out of a church for yelling “fuck the devil”, like what the fuck? I thought we hated that guy?

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sirius: you like regulus? and didn't tell me? even though i told you when i liked remus?

james: you made out with him, dated him in secret for months, and then told me because i walked in on you two reciting marriage vows whilst drunk!

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James Potter releasing a snitch in his and Lily’s house, picking up baby Harry, putting him on his shoulders and running after the snitch so Harry can catch it

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I love Jegulus fics with switching POVs between a bunch of characters. Because James’s chapters are like ‘regulus is so cute, he’s sweet too. sweet angel, love of my life. he’s mean to me but it’s cute.’

Then anyone else’s chapters are like ‘Regulus is a stone cold bitch and i can’t stand him.’

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peter: wow you guys look horrible

remus: *seconds away from passing out* yea, we have this rule that we don’t go to bed while we’re fighting

sirius: *in a similar state as remus* we haven’t slept in three days

remus: well if /someone/ would admit they’re wRONG-

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at a concert

Remus: Excuse me, I lost my boyfriend, could I make an announcement?

Person at desk: Of course.

Remus: *leans into mic* Goodbye you little shit.

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I find it so funny how The Marauders fandom is always crying over how depressing it is when we’re the ones who made it depressing in the first place

Like we’re not the ones who killed them all but we didn’t make their lives any easier did we?

Peter being the one to kill Marlene isn’t cannon. We were the ones who decided that they were best friends and Marlene was Peter’s first mission to prove his loyalties.

It is not cannon that Mary was even the same age as The Marauders let alone friends with them. All we know is that she was on talking terms with Lily. It could be possible that Mary was a first year who Lily felt responsible for since she was a prefect. Mary wasn’t apart of the Order so very well could’ve lived the majority of her life in harmony with everyone she loved. But instead we decided to give her friends who we know die while headcannoning that she lives.

Dorcas was killed by Voldermort but it’s never stated why. We were the ones who made it so that Dorcas was mad on grief and avenging her love.

Thats not even to mention the fact that we killed all of their families. I know some of them do die in cannon (The Potters, Evans, Blacks & McKinnons) but my god could we not let at least one of these kids have parents???

We did not need to start sympathising with the Slytherins but we did and now look where we are.

y'know I used to be able to listen to John Lennons War is Over without crying???

Don’t even get me started on Jegulus.

We all need therapy. This is gay on gay crime.

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Sirius: So I’ll start by introducing myself. I’m-

*Remus walks into room*

Sirius: Very gay and very single.

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very homophobic of sirius black to die during the pride month.

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Remus: why meet new people when I can read?

Regulus: precisely, I don't need socialising when I have fictional chatacters

Remus and Regulus highfive then turn back to their books

Their extroverted boyfriends: nO-

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Wait I need more wolfstar raising Harry instead of the Dursley’s but they have no idea what they are doing. Grocery shopping? Sirius comes back with cigarettes and cup noodles and Remus is like ‘can babies eat noodles? Maybe the broth’. They forget they need diapers and have to use the table cloth as a nappy. When Harry gets older Remus is like ‘yeah a toddler could eat all this chocolate with me. What’s the worst that can happen?’ Sirius sitting in the shower with harry because he forgot that he could use the sink as a bath. Harry getting dressed in leather jackets and grandpa pants because Remus and Sirius argue over how to dress him. Sirius and Remus being very loving but disaster parents.