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Sorry I ate a coconut and was just a bit peckish it will happen again

no i’d prefer if it didnt

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I'm going to violently behead you and drink your brain though a straw like a coconut

silas is this you? :/

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One thing about me is I like to be cuddled. Fussed over. Treated softly. Pet. Soothed. Hugged. Snuggled.

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great it’s dark out but i can’t even see the moon from the basement cuz the window is boarded up just AWESOME SO COOL!!!!! curls up in a ball and dies

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didnt wo rk. bleedjnf blood

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how are you doing matey. take some mushrooms 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

im THIS close to just biting that vampire back man jm this close i wanna do it too cuz i love biting people but ew i hate that stupid asshole vampire he’s mean to me he’s so mean i gotta get out of here i gotta get out n

thanks for the muschroomsss X3

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anyone have anyg tips on how to lure vampires into the sunlight pls i don’t have much time its almost dark out and also he s chsign me rn migte die

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well now im cooked. im so fucking cooked

…cooked……

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ITS SILVER???????? THE FUCK WHERE AM ISUPPOSED TO GET THST

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i dofn even care abt that stupid mean vampire guy i just wanna be loved. jus wanna be loved and held and petted and taken care of. even before i woke up here i was all alone really. ill always be alone. whats even fhe point. ok im gonna try to stab him soon wish me luck. iron is the thing that kills vampires right. oh well here i go

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i have a horrible disease that can only be cured with attention and pets and scritches

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ASPEN!!! 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀(ik ur lacrosse intolerant but I wanted to include u anyways lol)

u knew im lactose intolerant but u send me cheese anyway is this a threat why are you threatening me. im gonna eat it anyway tho cuz im hungry and you and i both know that vampire never feeds me

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months its been months

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that. that fucking vampire hasn’t let me outside in days,, hhhh weeks even im i feel like im losing it

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the lengths i would go rn just for someone to call me good boy. the things i would kill if i had to. myself even cuz like id come back anyway so itd actually work out great

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the things i would do rn to get a good head pat. (i don’t mean someone bashing my head into the wall that doesn’t count)

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i could really use some catnip right about now goddamn. but if there was like a wolf version instead yk im not a cat just to clarify. or sighhh even a human version. i want marijuana