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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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((So my girlfriend broke up with me
Considering I’ve been down as hell for the past week or so and I’m going back to a place I hate when I go back to my dorm tomorrow, this is just the icing on the depression cake.
So apologies for not being around much in a long time but my RPing depends on my moods and if I’m not in a good mood I don’t have the motivation to RP.
I’m gonna be going on a break for a few weeks or so. I’ll be coming in here and there most likely but don’t expect anything too huge from me until May or so.
If anyone needs to grab me for some reason, my Skype is violentmiracles.
Seriously, you can talk to me whenever you want. Just cause I won’t be RPing doesn’t mean I don’t wanna talk to you people, ‘cause you’re all pretty cool.
Catch y’all later <3))
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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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((So my girlfriend broke up with me
Considering I’ve been down as hell for the past week or so and I’m going back to a place I hate when I go back to my dorm tomorrow, this is just the icing on the depression cake.
So apologies for not being around much in a long time but my RPing depends on my moods and if I’m not in a good mood I don’t have the motivation to RP.
I’m gonna be going on a break for a few weeks or so. I’ll be coming in here and there most likely but don’t expect anything too huge from me until May or so.
If anyone needs to grab me for some reason, my Skype is violentmiracles.
Seriously, you can talk to me whenever you want. Just cause I won’t be RPing doesn’t mean I don’t wanna talk to you people, ‘cause you’re all pretty cool.
Catch y’all later <3))
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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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((So my girlfriend broke up with me
Considering I’ve been down as hell for the past week or so and I’m going back to a place I hate when I go back to my dorm tomorrow, this is just the icing on the depression cake.
So apologies for not being around much in a long time but my RPing depends on my moods and if I’m not in a good mood I don’t have the motivation to RP.
I’m gonna be going on a break for a few weeks or so. I’ll be coming in here and there most likely but don’t expect anything too huge from me until May or so.
If anyone needs to grab me for some reason, my Skype is violentmiracles.
Seriously, you can talk to me whenever you want. Just cause I won’t be RPing doesn’t mean I don’t wanna talk to you people, ‘cause you’re all pretty cool.
Catch y’all later <3))
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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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((So my girlfriend broke up with me
Considering I’ve been down as hell for the past week or so and I’m going back to a place I hate when I go back to my dorm tomorrow, this is just the icing on the depression cake.
So apologies for not being around much in a long time but my RPing depends on my moods and if I’m not in a good mood I don’t have the motivation to RP.
I’m gonna be going on a break for a few weeks or so. I’ll be coming in here and there most likely but don’t expect anything too huge from me until May or so.
If anyone needs to grab me for some reason, my Skype is violentmiracles.
Seriously, you can talk to me whenever you want. Just cause I won’t be RPing doesn’t mean I don’t wanna talk to you people, ‘cause you’re all pretty cool.
Catch y’all later <3))
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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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((So my girlfriend broke up with me
Considering I’ve been down as hell for the past week or so and I’m going back to a place I hate when I go back to my dorm tomorrow, this is just the icing on the depression cake.
So apologies for not being around much in a long time but my RPing depends on my moods and if I’m not in a good mood I don’t have the motivation to RP.
I’m gonna be going on a break for a few weeks or so. I’ll be coming in here and there most likely but don’t expect anything too huge from me until May or so.
If anyone needs to grab me for some reason, my Skype is violentmiracles.
Seriously, you can talk to me whenever you want. Just cause I won’t be RPing doesn’t mean I don’t wanna talk to you people, ‘cause you’re all pretty cool.
Catch y’all later <3))
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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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((So my girlfriend broke up with me
Considering I've been down as hell for the past week or so and I'm going back to a place I hate when I go back to my dorm tomorrow, this is just the icing on the depression cake.
So apologies for not being around much in a long time but my RPing depends on my moods and if I'm not in a good mood I don't have the motivation to RP.
I'm gonna be going on a break for a few weeks or so. I'll be coming in here and there most likely but don't expect anything too huge from me until May or so.
If anyone needs to grab me for some reason, my Skype is violentmiracles.
Seriously, you can talk to me whenever you want. Just cause I won't be RPing doesn't mean I don't wanna talk to you people, 'cause you're all pretty cool.
Catch y'all later <3))
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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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((Okkaaaay it's 7am so I need to sleep now.
Like this if I owe you shit.
Night guys x))
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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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Snorting, you shake your head a little. You push him to make him lean back fully and find a good place on his hips to pierce. You've seen enough shitty photos of emo kids and their 'cool' piercings to know how it should look at least.
"Well now you're gonna feel a lil prick."
Pinching the skin, you push the next needle in quickly, completely forgetting to numb it again but you can't be bothered going to get some ice.
You scoff and get comfortable. “For not wanting to see it, you sure do talk about it a lot.” And nevermind that you already have it pierced. “Be gentle now, I’m a delicate little flower.” Everyone knows you’re anything but delicate. You died enough times to count on more than one hand, and came back each time through loopholes or medical miracles.
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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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well i figure anyone who dies doesn't come back completely right anyway kid.
just keep an eye on him and make sure he don't get too crazy seeming 'cause then it might be time to worry a little.
i know i went crazy once. worst thing ever.
hes just a little off. different. its hard to place. 
===> Shrugs 
i dont think its anything really bad though. 
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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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what do you mean wrong kid?
==> Shakes head 
 i think there is something wrong. 
i just hope its not pet cemetery style wrong
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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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There goes another eyeroll. You dunno about surface piercings but you're bored enough to give it a shot and he's drunk enough not to care. Always fun. You can blame it on the barrel of whiskey you got for him.
"Okay, but if you flop your dick in my face I'm sticking this needle right on through it and giving you a new peehole."
You don't mean it of course but you're in a teasing mood.
“Yep.” You pull your shirt off, draping it over the back of the couch. ”You do surface piercings? Get my hips.” You settle onto your back, shoving your jeans down enough to still be decent, but allowing enough skin. “Got one more after this.”
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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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"And if this is fucked up in the morning you can blame the booze and not me 'cause you're a crazy motherfucker which is why I love ya so much."
You roll your eyes again and eye the rest of the shit on the table.
"Anything else my gracious piercing hands can do while you're in a painless drunken state?"
You want to reach up and touch it, but zombie broski convinces you not to with that single sentence. You don’t want pain yet. You feel giddy again, you finally, FINALLY got it done. And best yet, it’s free of charge. “Aw hell yeah.”
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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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just depends on how he came back. my bro brought me back with some weird kind of ritual what kinda fucked up, so i didn't come all the way back.
your bro was probably lucky and came back from the dead completely fully human, unlike me.
i find you enjoyable if that makes you feel better. but im six and live with a human version of cal and a trickster and my bro who claims to have come back from the dead. shouldnt he be a zombie
==> Stares up in thought. 
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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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god this kid is fat and ugly ain't he?
If you're a RPer and see this, reblog it with a picture of your Mun.
((i have taeyang hair now))
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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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so many people freak out over the zombie thing
well they got a good reason but i ain't so bad.
i'm like a kitten
a big, green, rotting, undead kitten.
nah its cool. i think bro would try to kill it with fire or try and figure out how your hand works if he saw it roaming the apartment. 
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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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You probably should've numbed it somehow thinking about it now, but you weren't a professional. The only piercings you gave yourself were with sewing needles used to stitch your skin together.
"If you move you're gonna be in a world of hurt when you sober up."
You move to get the barbell, carefully slipping it into the hole you just make in his nose and pulling the needle out. The ball bearings get screwed on and voila, his nose is now badlynicely pierced.
And it goes in, just like that. No ice or anything. Oooh, it’s going to hurt later. But you barely feel it, just enough to know it’s there. Gotta admit, it felt so weird, and you almost want to sneeze.
“This is so trippy,” you slur, giggling again. So much for being that mean drunk asshole, yeah?
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deactivated-zom-bro-blog · 13 years ago
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well if you really want to kid you can borrow my hand on the promise i get it back when you're gone with it
i mean i kinda need my hands for stuff
i would try and catch it to give it back. but that would make the fucking best show and tell ever. 
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