A group of vat-grown teenagers have escaped 'Skaia Industries Lab#2', but who will take in these strange children? The answer should be clear. Villains and Heroes alike, assemble; You have protégés to teach. (This blog will contain gifs that may trigger epileptic episodes. View at your own risk.)
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damn that dirk is wowowowowowow
Thanks, I grew this skin myself. I like the grey thing you have going on.
((ModElliot:
fuCKLE))
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dirk needs to be chilled hard core. please chill
But how can I chill f I’m so hot? ◥▷◁◤
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so any love interests dirky boy?
Oh you know, no more than usual.
Theres a massive line for people who wanna fuck the villian throwing exploding puppets at people or in civilian life that boy who wears anime shades and doesn't know how to talk to anyone thats not his sister or mom.
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ive heard of that site. good porn on there my dude
Theres some other stuff there too if you ever get bored.
Mr OrangeCrush learned this the hard way.
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DIRK DID YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN A BLENDER??!?!!
Well, just so you know, I’m not the protagonist in my videos, so its not my dick you need to worry about.
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I'm thoroughly creeped out by that smuppet and its not even made yet
Hmm?
Well if you’re aware of what they’re called you must be familiar with my website, did you have a favorite between ‘OrangeCrush is home alone’ or ‘OrangeCrush discovers blenders’?
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hey dirk, what kind of project you working on?
A fan favorite from one of my websites, it really kicked off so I decided to make a few more players.
His name is AppleBottom.
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hey dirk, how was getting your mom out of prison?
*snort* It was certainly something, I would have more to say about the matter but I’ve started to think its going to be something I’m doing a lot sooo...
Don’t think I’m ever going to get tired of fucking with the police though.
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Dirk is online.
Nothing like a personal project after a heist.
So, what do you want?
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Aw.. I’m out of cereal. And, i’m off! Toodles!
[Harley is Offline]
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nope, no peaceful cereal eating on my watch, harlequin
Fuck you I’ll eat my cereal as peacefully as I want..
But i guess you’re kinda right. When do I do anythin’ peacefully?
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yo harlem shake, got some better jokes this time around?
Oh my God, it’s you again.
Can’t a gal just eat cereal in peace?
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Harley is online
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Dirk offline.
Text from Mom 2: Got caught by the bat beating the shit out of a guy :(
Mom 2: In jail now. bring explosives!!!!
Mom 2: Thx <3 <3 <3 love you diiiiirk!
From You: You’re lucky I’ve been meaning to test out my rocket board.
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not much of a comedian are you dirk? neither was harley last night
Momsy will clown as shes want to do. Just watch your back before the jokes on you.
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Do you enjoy your mentor?
About as much as I ‘enjoy’ anyone whos got 20 years on me and is currently acting as a parental/mentor figure.
Which is to say, shes pretty cool. Weird of someone to not really expect anything out of me staying in their house though. Not unpleasant.
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