Personal blog of @cassiestephensart // I'm a girl, bi, call me Cas. I'm Hal Jordan of The IRL Dumbass Squad and I'm here to take custody of DC's characters.
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Pukicho whats your opinion on the passage of time
Hoping it'll eventually stop doing that
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more scrubs quotes as 141 members because im binging the show
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Ghost: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring. [Points at self]
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Price: Do you want me to order you a clown?
Ghost: A drunk clown hurt me once
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Soap: It sounds like you’re asking me out on a man date.
Ghost: Johnny, why are you so afraid of loving me?
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Ghost: I don’t understand it. This wedding is supposed to be about us - how come I can’t be comfortable?
Soap: And I don’t know how many times I have to tell you that you are not wearing sweats!
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Ghost: I don’t dislike you. I nothing you.
Soap: That’s special
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Ghost: Hey idiot
Soap: [Turns around]
Ghost: Heh. I said idiot and you turned around.
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Soap: [after kissing Ghost] Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you having a good time?
Ghost: Actually, it's a roll of quarters. [takes out roll of quarters] Laundry day.
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Graves: Ghost!
Ghost: And there you are.
Graves: Huh?
Ghost: I was just wondering if there was anything that could really push my headache into a full blown migraine… and there you are.
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[Standing next to Soap and Graves]
Ghost: Goodness gracious, suddenly I'm getting the most intense headache. Let me see if this relieves the pain.
[grabs Soap and shoves him in between him and Graves]
Ghost: Better! [pushes Soap away]
Ghost: Worse! [Pulls him back]
Ghost: Better! [and away again]
Ghost: Worse! Oh, I could do this all day.
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Ghost: Mactavish!
Soap: Mactavish? You only call me Mactavish when you're mad or when we're having sex... Baby, are you mad when we're having sex?
Ghost: Sometimes.
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Gaz: I am not addicted to Journey
Soap: [singing] She's just a small-town girl…
Gaz: [singing] Livin' in a lonely wor-rld, she took the midnight train, going a-n-y-whe-ere.
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Ghost: [thinking] Wait, is he into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if he laughs.
Ghost: You hear about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party? He had noBODY to go with.
Soap: A ha ha ha! That's really funny!
Ghost: [thinking] Oh that's not a fair test, that joke's hilarious.
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Price: Since you’re not that intelligent, I’m going to speak like a caveman from now on. You bad soldier. Me good soldier. You follow.
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Price: I’m tired of rookies complaining about being called dummos, tubbos, smokers, and whatever the hell jamokers means.
Soap: I was actually saying jokers, but i had coffee cake in my mouth.
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Gaz: Hey, Soap, wanna get a beer after work?
Soap: Do chickens wish they can fly?
Gaz: ...I have no idea.
Soap: I like to think they do.
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Soap: [looks up to the ceiling] Now, I know you say you love us all equally. But you don’t, do ya? I’m onto you, big man.
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okay that’s it
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Natsu: You know what would be sexy
Natsu: Eating food off each other
Lucy: You didn't do the dishes.
Natsu: I did not.
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you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.
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Robins can be found with a variety of patterns, colors, and shapes. However trying to use their appearance as an indicator for their nature would not be advised. All Robins, in their own way, are capable of quite dangerous feats, and are not to be taken lightly.
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Took a break from the requests to draw Harrow with piercings. I came across this amazing setup on the piercing subreddit and fell in love with the small nose chain <3
Initially it was supposed to be a small doodle but then I couldn't stop and now it's.. two colored pieces...
I'm still kinda figuring out how to draw her but slowly getting there.
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how abt some brotherly affection between jason & damian?
he is happy to see his lil brother
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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I cast: curse of the eldest (can’t ask for help)
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i think about these 3 guys (+ titus) eating absolute shit in this panel, frequently.
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Dick and Damian graffiting on each other's covers!
Batman & Robin #10 & Nightwing #108
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Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
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