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Happy Halloween everynyan :3

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The only way for comic lineartists to get into heaven is by lying about what Ororo's hair texture used to be

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so cute

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Propaganda for "Embraceable You": "Ira and George wrote the perfect combination of words and music to let a singer seduce with phrasing."

Propaganda for "Time of the Season": none

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Yeah maybe my old college roommate just had her first baby and bought her first house but CAN SHE DO THIS *draws the dumbest gayest shit you’ve ever seen*

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a roofing company in my town is using a fucking cybertruck as a work vehicle. point and laugh.

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true queer pain

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Dude it must be so fucked up to be a smart breed of dog and meet other dogs and theyre all legit stupid animals without souls and your're aware of this but youre also both dogs and youre both stupid animals without souls

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GEENA DAVIS as ODETTE BALU Transylvania 6-5000 (1985) dir. Rudy De Luca

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It’s incredibly selfish but I just don’t want the general superhero film viewing population to know what the authority is. That should only be for weird nerds and gay people on the internet

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at a typical visit to a sit down restaurant where the service is just normal, not terrible but not noteworthy

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Bet people go up to noh varr thinking he’s quicksilver and if he denies it than less people to talk to but also if he goes along with it now he’s gotta fake an accent and also what happens when quicksilver learns he’s doing this? Battle to the death probably

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not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔