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We can't begin to have a serious conversation about community building until y'all a) put your masks back on and b) get comfortable with saying hello to strangers that come into your job...

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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

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Have you tried listening to Blasphemous Rumours by Depeche Mode about it?

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Happy election day eve/4 year anniversary of these tweets

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Being a certified bad comics enjoyer and a person who ardently defends comics as a medium and the existence of genuinely good comics is so hard

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full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

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can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

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op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

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can you actually fuck off

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i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

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dusty ass

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all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

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Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

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anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

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WASP IN ME

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This poll is referring to the phenomenon of queer people having slurs flung at them from a moving car window.

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i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

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"to get treatment for adhd you (person with untreated adhd) need to schedule and then show up for several appointments" is the kind of shit the greek gods would inflict on a guy who ate his son