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26-year old witch seeking an actual connection

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Harry Potter + Book moments

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“villain attempts to go back in time to kill superman as a small child, gets shot in the face by ma kent, who buries him behind the barn with the others” would probably have niche appeal as a comic but i don’t care, i want it

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yoob

Tag yourself, I’m Poob.

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oh Darth Maul’s an alien I always thought he was just really committed to his aesthetic

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C-3PO: Unfortunately, ever since Master Luke left R2-D2 has been in low power mode

Rebel Base IT guy: well, have yoU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN?

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Draco: you look pretty

Hermione: what?

Draco: I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY GOODNIGHT GRANGER

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Narcissa, in Diagon Alley: Look, Draco, it's Miss Gr--

Draco, snapping to attention: Granger?

Narcissa:

Narcissa: Actually, I was going to say 'Miss Greengrass'...

Draco: ...oh

Draco: Hey Daphne

Narcissa:

Astoria: ...My name is ASTORIA

Draco: Oh. It's only just you look so alike

Astoria:

Astoria: We are BETROTHED

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Pottermore Writing by J.K Rowling!

Alchemy https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/alchemy

Azkaban https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/azkaban

Beauxbatons Academy of Magic https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/beauxbatons-academy-of-magic

Boggart https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/boggart

Cauldrons https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/cauldrons

Celestina Warbeck https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/celestina-warbeck

Chamber of Secrets https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/chamber-of-secrets

Clothing https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/clothing

Cokeworth https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/cokeworth

Colours https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/colours

The Daily Prophet https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-daily-prophet

Dementors and Chocolate https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/dementors-and-chocolate

Dolores Umbridge https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/dolores-umbridge

Draco Malfoy https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/draco-malfoy

Drumstang Institute https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/durmstrang-institute

Extension Charms https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/extension-charms

Familiars https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/familiars

Firebolt https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/firebolt

Floo Powder https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/floo-powder

The Floo Network https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-floo-network

Florean Fortescue https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/florean-fortescue

Ghosts https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/ghosts

Ghost plots https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/ghost-plots

Gilderoy Lockhart https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/gilderoy-lockhart

Gobstones https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/gobstones

The Great Lake https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-great-lake

Hatstall https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/hatstall

History of the Quidditch World Cup https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/history-of-the-quidditch-world-cup

The Hogwarts Express https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-hogwarts-express

Hogwarts Ghosts https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/hogwarts-ghosts

Hogwarts Portraits https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/hogwarts-portraits

Hogwarts School Subjects https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/hogwarts-school-subjects

The Leaky Cauldron https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-leaky-cauldron

Hufflepuff Common Room https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/hufflepuff-common-room

Illness and Disability https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/illness-and-disability

Inferi https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/inferi

King’s Cross Station https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/kings-cross-station

The Knight Bus https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-knight-bus

The Malfoy Family https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-malfoy-family

Marge Dursley https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/marge-dursley

The Marauders Map https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-marauders-map

Measurements https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/measurements

Ministers for Magic https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/ministers-for-magic

The Mirror of Erised https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-mirror-of-erised

Mr.Ollivander https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/mr-ollivander

Naming Seers https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/naming-seers

Nicholas Flamel https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/nicolas-flamel

Number Four Privet Drive https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/number-four-privet-drive

Order of Merlin https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/order-of-merlin

The Original Forty https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-original-forty

Owls https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/owls

Peeves https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/peeves

Pensieve https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/pensieve

The Philosopher’s Stone https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-philosophers-stone

Platform Nine and Three-Quarters https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/platform-nine-and-three-quarters

Polyjuice Potion https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/polyjuice-potion

Portkeys https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/portkeys

Potions https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/potions

The Potter Family https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-potter-family

Professor Kettleburn https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/professor-kettleburn

Professor McGonagall https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/professor-mcgonagall

Professor Quirrell https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/professor-quirrell

Pure-blood https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/pure-blood

The Quill of Acceptance and the Book of Admittance https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-quill-of-acceptance-and-the-book-of-admittance

Remus Lupin https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/remus-lupin

Scottish Rugby https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/scottish-rugby

Secret Keeper https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/secret-keeper

Sir Cadogan https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/sir-cadogan

The Sorting Hat https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-sorting-hat

The Sword of Gryffindor https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-sword-of-gryffindor

Sybill Trelawney https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/sybill-trelawney

Technology https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/technology

Toads https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/toads

Vampires https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/vampires

Vernon and Petunia Dursley https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/vernon-and-petunia-dursley

Wand Cores https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/wand-cores

Wand Lengths and Flexibility https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/wand-lengths-and-flexibility

Werewolves https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/werewolves

Wand Woods https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/wand-woods

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THE DEMENTOR PATRONUS

I CCCANT

Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…

Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.

Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!

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Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

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Reject the male gaze by being an ugly old crone with long greasy hair and a hooked nose. Try dressing yourself exclusively in filthy rags, or, if those aren’t available, maybe just wrap a huge bed sheet toga-style around your body. What’s most important is that you’re comfortable and can move your arms easily to cast wicked spells. Dress for you and your needs, not for anyone else. Get yourself a set of iron teeth because why the fuck not, those are super metal. Like, literally metal. Remind yourself that you don’t exist to please men – you exist to be a terrifying witch who does whatever she wants.

“Russian Witch Baba Yaga’s Guide To Feminism” | Ravishly (via sonnywortzik)

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a guide to internet lingo

lms - let marxism succeed

hmu - hail Marx unconditionally

tmi - towards marvelous internationalism

brb - breaking reactionary bourgeoise

rofl - radically organized fiery leftists

af - aristocrats, fall!

ftw - for the workers

lmao - laborers may abolish ownership

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

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HP FAMILIES + name meanings : WEASLEYS

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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.